Your brilliant ! I've never laughed so hard off of something like this. "DON'T I HAVE MY PRIORITIES RIGHT?!" LMFAOOOOO . "what happened to the balcony." Lmaoo. Your are so right about Quizilla, and you gave me a good laugh . Brilliant !
I first discovered writing online because of quizzila. Someone from that site told me about Mibba. They are some good story on there but a lot are like this. You did however make fun of the writing of a 6 year old who I know. Yes the story wasn't good but she six.
ACCURATE. So very very accurate. I also used to be a quizillian back when I was 14, 15-ish but I switched to mibba a few years after. Once upon a time quizilla actually used to be really okay, or at least to me it did before it went down the gutter. I was not not the type of person who read the stories without giving it a chance before I decided if they were good or not. There were some really awesome writers back then but they obviously vacated quizilla because it became so shitty.
I don't I ever laughed as hard as I did today. I confess, I use to be a quizillian(?) a couple years back but that was before I found mibba. After awhile when all the stories have either arranged marriages, vampires, emo/prep love/hate relationship, inlove with stepbrother, boy suddenly is a prince etc.. it kind of gets old. Not to mention they put a virus on my computer.....and the new one I got after it crashed...
Even though I read only 1/3 of what you posted as chapters here, I was laughing like bonkers. Who could have imagined I came from the same site before? Quizilla seemed interesting at first but not for those who have passion for writing; if any users in Quizilla are like that, it seems like they won't be able to enhance their writing skills but rather destroying it.
My sides are hurting. So Bad. I don't remember reading anything that made me laugh so much that it actually pained. I think you totally nailed Quizillian's ridiculously annoying simple-mindedness. Granted that at some stage we've all been there done that, I totally get what you mean about Mibbians eating Quizillians for breakfast ;D Keep writing!
P.S: If you're still looking for inspiration, there are a LOT of stories on Quizilla along the lines of 'Knocked up by a hot badass vampire who's also my teacher.' A Lot. Just a thought.
I love this! I've been complaining about quizilla for years. It's a favorite past time for my friend and I. haha. We read stories on there, particularily the most popular, just to mock them and it always amazes us how they seem to get worse and worse.
I have a suggestion for something for you to review. I review it myself and I cannot fathom the....stupidity it would take to write this. (http://quizilla.teennick.com/stories/23088525/1-kidnapped-a-forced-to-fall-in-love-with-my-vampire-werewolf-mobster-teacher-sex-god-whos-also-my-brothers-bff) Yes, that is the real title. I found this girl because someone messaged me that she was copying my own quizilla-famous story "Falling in Love with a Sex God" which is as dumb as the title implies, but I would like to say has more of a deeper meaning than other quizilla stories. The first few chapters suck since they're old, but the newer ones I feel have a deeper message and I actually put a lot of work and thought into them. Which is probably why I started losing fans. bahahhaah (http://quizilla.teennick.com/stories/21517382/1-falling-in-love-with-a-sex-god-the-most-fun-a-girl-can-have) You can mock it if you want, I'm surprised you haven't already considering it was on the most popular list.
Looking forward to hearing more of your rants about quizilla, if you write more. :D
LMMFAO! Dude, major respect. I totally deleted my Quizilla account about a month ago. But not before I abandoned that shit for about 3 years. XD It's like "Dude, its called Microsoft Word. Spell check that shit." Fucking annoying. I swear I was losing brain cells instead of gaining them. Isn't that what reading is for? Oh jeez did you see the one that was like I'M THE GHETTO PRINCESS AND HE'S THE EMO PRINCE. SO WHY DO WE LIKE EACH OTHER?! Wow. Just wow.
This is so hilarious and soooo true! I literally laughed out loud! You really hit the head of the nail with this one!!! Spot on! It's funny though...you have people (God forbid I call them authors :P) that talk with too much slang and abbreviations but then you have another entirely different yet detrimental breed: you have the overboard writers. They go overboard with grammar and think too much about it. I have actually seen people write dialogue like: "I did not want to see you" or "I am so sorry but I would not eat the dinner you made" (i know so random). I understand that maybe a character may want to emphasize something to another character, maybe saying "LISTEN! I...AM...SORRY!" or whatever but constantly thinking you cant use apostrophes or abbreviations like "wouldn't" or "couldn't" is ridiculous! My English teacher even used to say that the hardest thing for a writer to do is talk like normal people would talk when writing dialogue. You have to be realistic! No sane person in real life says "Well, I did not want your food to get cold and by the way I am not going to school tomorrow". Anyways that is my rant, I do not want to continue any longer :P hehe I made a funny!
Okay, so currently I am sitting in my computer class, reading stories on mibba rather than doing the work I should be doing; which would be pretty normal and no big deal if your stories didn't make me laugh out loud and cause my teacher to turn their attention to me. ANYWAYS, love the ending to the bieber story. Dont worry cause every quizilla story has a happy ending. You just brighten3ed up my day. Which is hard to do considering i have french class next.
Yeah I hate how they are all emo. And the best friend character is usually blonde. And sometimes the girl somehow possess magical powers that no One else in the story has. Check out the Urban dictionary page on Mary Sues. I think that pretty much sums uP Quizilla girls.
oh my god ...... i could not stop laughing! All of your stories were so funny yet so true! ive been on that site. dont get me started! seriously, every story i read, the girl was an emo, not good. PLEASE KEEP WRITING! Plus, have you noticed that all the monsters the emos fall in love with are either werewolf or vampires? Bring on the Zombie Love Stories!!! :)