So, this is what happens when I go to your profile to leave a comment, and the world 'toilet' catches my eye... I just had to read this, and so now I'm commenting on it.
Anyway, this has got to be the greatest opening line of all time-
I never thought in my life anyone would want to steal the world’s supply of toilet seats.
Maybe it's because it's getting late, but this made my day. Ma'am, I tip my hat to you!
that was the coolest, most random thing i have ever read! the only suggestion i would make on this is reading it over for a few minor grammatical errors, and possibly continuing it with, instead of a solution, more random incidents from the years without toilet seats. like maybe make it into a set of memoirs from different people around the world. this just made my day though!
Anyway, this has got to be the greatest opening line of all time-
I never thought in my life anyone would want to steal the world’s supply of toilet seats.
Maybe it's because it's getting late, but this made my day. Ma'am, I tip my hat to you!