OH MY GOD I CANNOT BREATHE. THIS WAS SO DAMN SEXY AND FULL OF KNOXVILLENESS AND JUST AJSMIJAIM. Is it wrong that I pretended that the redhead's name was Ashleigh? But I'd have a lot more trouble composing myself around him than she did. XD But dear God... blindfolding him and having him submit and everything was just really, really hot. Like... I can't even say anything constructive about this story, because I am literally dying. I am never going to be able to watch Jackass and picture him in the same light because of this, but frankly... as long as other people aren't in the room, I don't mind. This was brilliantly written, and you put my writing to shame. You deserve to win that contest, Kayla.