A Shot in the Dark - Comments

This story is seriously fucking amazing!!! I just may be addicted to it'!!! Its fab, and i cant wait for more!!

WHAT
DON'T ROCK THE FUCKING BOAT KELLY
I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

WELL I FUCKING LOVE YEH TOO MATTY JESUS CHRIST THIS CHAPTER WAS SO CUTE AND AW JHBFGKJSEWG

LOL WHAT IF IT HAPPENED IN ONE OF THE TINY TOUR BUS BUNKS DURING WARPED TOUR AHAHAHAHAHA

LOL WHAT IF IT HAPPENED IN ONE OF THE TINY TOUR BUS BUNKS DURING WARPED TOUR AHAHAHAHAHA

I CAN'T WAIT FOR MYSELF TO FICTITIOUSLY KNOCKED UP IN THIS STORY BECAUSE JAMIE.

oh my gOSH i was having one of those days, well, wEEKS realy where i just feel like i'm going to die alone and no one will ever love me so i re-read this whole thing again and it's 1:40am right now and i'm actually crying at the last line of the last update "i'll always want yeh" i jUST CAn'T SO MANY FEELS

ooooo what are your thoughts on ship names for matt and i?
mecca or batty?
i ship mecca

ooooo what are your thoughts on ship names for matt and i?
mecca or batty?
i ship mecca

this hasn't been updated in 4 months ok wow it needs to be updated ASAP maybe i'll even update the heart stealer because jack's macarena video ok bye

PAGE CLAIM. BECCA AND MATTY FOREVER.
WAIT WHAT'S SHIP NAME?
BATTY AHAHAHAH.

THIS NEEDS TO BE UPDATED BEFORE I DIE FROM WITHDRAWALS. SRSLY.

HOW DARE I NOT COMMENT ON THIS ABSOLUTELY SPIFFY NEW CHAPTER SOONER?
HOW. DARE. I.

I'm going to do it now because I'm wearing incredibly tight skinny jeans, my new Mayday Parade tee, listening to Ed Sheeran and I'm FEELIN' GOOD MAN.

I keep wondering what this chapter was like before you deleted the whole thing and started again but that is irrelevant because the rewrite was fab and I love it and djbgjdsbgjkgd many fangirl moments were had. FANGIRL HARD, MAN. ALL DAY, ERRYDAY.

Yo, I'm not just some person in a bar, y'all. I am a WOMAN in a SCUMMY BAR but I can still maintain CLASS even though I'm obviously completely shitfaced and hanging off the arm of a tattooed drummer ohp. PURE CLASS I'M TELLIN YA.

I especially loved this line: They were loud and raucous and the highlight of everyone’s night. jdsbgjkdsbgjk DAMN RIGHT WE'RE THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR OTHERWISE DREARY NIGHT. WE BRING THE PARTY, YO. NOW THE PARTY DON'T START TILL I WALK INNNNNN. Ohp, Ke$ha reference. This comment in spiraling downhill in the most spectacular fashion. But really, what else would you expect from me? Srsly.

Oh, you're a devious little minx now aren't you? Hanging off Jona awe (who is my SECOND choice for boinking privileges of the men of BMTH, by the way). Did I even just say that? dbjkgsdjkb why. Lee is fucking HILARIOUS just really ALL THE TIME ok. Sitting at the bar with his head in his hands whilst you just swing your hips and giggle and dance and grind with Jona and just drink and be happy and smirk all the day long. YOU'RE FUCKING CHARMING, YOU KNOW THAT?

I like the way Matt and I just casually discuss you and your little acting skills awe we're so perfect together it makes me wanna puke rainbows and poop marshmallows fdjksbgjldbg <3

“See boyfriend, I knew you’d pick it up eventually.”
“Well, girlfriend, your friend there shouldn’t be fakin’ just to get back at Lee for helpin’ her.”

Awe we call each other 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend' dnbgjkdb I need a bucket for my puke srsly.

Jona, EXCUSE YOU. As IF I'd let anyone BUT Matt take me home. WHO DO YOU THINK I AM JONA? SRSLY. JUST BECAUSE WE COME FROM THE SAME COUNTRY AND HAVE AMAZING ACCENTS, DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN JUST EAT, FUCK AND BE MERRY. Wait, yes it does.

Ohp, Jack Barakat reference. BY THE WAY, this is off-topic, but I am working on the next Heart Stealer chapter now so you should be excited, you little leprechaun.

YOU ANIMAL WITH THAT BREAD. OH, YOU. I could actually imagine that happening when I come on over to the US of A to see you and sdbgusdbn I laughed so much that I think a little bit of wee came out. WHOA.

“Yeh’re so cute,” Matt cooed... I AM DEAD. DEATH IS UPON ME. klsdbhklasdfbnvhkl sdjkfhl knfmljkh mkfb klkln bfhklj kljdfklhkl;jmdfhklh;nadfjknf;dfklnhkdfnhklnflkhrtbhkj LEAVE ME TO DIE.

Liv, EXCUSE YOU. BACK DAT ASS UP. NO ONE CALLS MY BOYFRIEND MATTY IF I DON'T, HOE. YOU NEED TO SORT YOUR SHIT OUT BEFORE I DO IT FOR YOU. YEAH. YEEEEEEEEAH. I'LL GET MY TRIBE ONTO YOU. DON'T THINK I WON'T. I WILL. US AUSSIE BITCHES ARE FUCKING CRAZY.

...........do I have to censor that?

“Matt,” Becca said when they were back in the car. He ignored her, playing with the radio. She smirked and took it as a challenge. She spent the next few minutes saying her boyfriend’s name over and over again, eventually poking his face. “Hey Matt. Matt. Matt.”
“What Becca?” he finally said, sighing. She smirked at Liv and then wrapped her arms around the seat and her boyfriend.
“You’re cute.”
“I know.”

I'm so annoying and Matt's so obviously pissed with me and I love it ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :3


“I’ll always want yeh.”
I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO LIVE.

YOUR MISSION NOW is to go and listen to "Drunk" by Ed Sheeran because I'm obssessed with that song at the moment and it's fab and ALSO you must now comment on the last 2 chapters of Fix You because you haven't yet. DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T NOTICED, YOU SNEAKY LITTLE PICKLE, YOU.

UPDATE DIS BITCH

* mate fuckdammit i have matt on the brain

WHY DOES NO ONE COMMENT ON THIS BESIDES ME?
I KNOW Y'ALL READ IT BECAUSE IT'S FABULOUS.
COMMENT, YOU LAZY BITCHES OMFG.

Hi Kelly. Here is my official comment on your fab story.
It shall commence ...................................... now.

Honestly, when you said you had a huge problem, I assumed it had something to do with Lee. Like, maybe you were pregnant? Lolololol that would be funny. But you're too classy for that shit, so you instead decide to help a prostitute by selling a whole buttload of weed so you don't get killed. Typical. It's just like you to drag me into all the shitty little shenanigans you seem to be so fabulous at conjuring. I mean really.

I love how casual I was about it, though. Like, "Oh, don't worry. This is just the usual with Kelly, no big deal." Lololol and how I said to you "Yeah, well, I'd say that is a huge problem." SO CASUAL. BECCA Y U SO FUNNY!?

Of course I fucking caved when you asked me to sell all that weed for you. You're only my best friend. How could I say no? dhfvbkdskf kelly why do you do this to meeeeeeeee?

BUT MATTY COMES TO THE RESCUE. Swooooooooooooooooooooon.

aw aw aw aw aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This comment is going to get progressively shittier from here on in. FAIR WARNING.

This part was one of my favourites and actually made me snort in laughter. SNORT.

“If this doesn’t fucking kill you, I will,” Becca threatened, holding the huge bag. Kelly smiled and then hugged her friend tightly.

“You’re a lifesaver Beck. Literally!”

“Oh, fuck you.”

BRILLIANT. FABULOUS. MARVELOUS. INCREDIBLE. US.

"Get dressed like a badass." Really, Kelly? REALLY? No doubt you're dragging poor Matty and I into another one of your shenanigans. Oh fuck. Lord help us. I love that you called Matty Mr. Nicholls. It made me laugh. A lot. I don't even know why fkjbjkfjfdsa.

MATTY POUTING. POUTING MATTY. I CAN'T. THE IMAGES IN MY HEAD ARE KILLING ME I CAN'T SBKFBKBNAKJdkjsba I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN.

I'M THE FUCKEN' DEALER, BITCHES. It would have been absolutely spiffy if you'd thrown a "mat" in there somewhere - really flaunt my Australian-ness.... hahaha. I could just imagine myself saying "I'm the fucken' dealer, mate" in a really strong Australian accent. Matty would think that was sexy. BOOOOYEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

FLAILING I'M FLAILING MATTY HAS JUST THE BEST TIMING, DOESN'T HE? I MEAN REALLY. WHEN MY BEST FRIEND IS ABOUT TO GET SHOT HE JUST UP AND ASKS ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND FLAILING FLAILING FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILING

“Listen, I know this is probably the wrong time to say all this but I mean, yeh’re sittin’ in my car and I’ve been with yeh all day and I just can’t stand it anymore. Becca, I know I haven’t known yeh for a long time but yeh’ve become such a large part of my life. I like yeh a lot, too much for the short time we’ve been talkin’. Would yeh be my girlfriend?”

UGHHHHHHH SO MUCH SEXUAL FRUSTRATION HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG UNNNNFFFFFFFF I CANNOT .dskjfb;kasnglmxf nnmsdbcmxnzb.,nhvbfsaljdbvdshuvdjhvdsbgdsjbfdjdvjdvsbkjvdsbkj dvskbjfds hj vrjk ngkjfb iudtekjblidsghbv lidgms, b;olfm .k;mcvf m,nkn,kvcn., b;fds,nb ;lcxkhvbnkfdhkn mb nf mffldhnl.;ndhg;fj

MANY LULZ WERE HAD:

“Matt asked me to be his girlfriend while you gave the dealer his money.”

“Oh how romantic,” Kelly answered sarcastically.

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME???????????
“I love kissing her so yeah, we’ll kiss all the time.”

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Ok shit fuck ndbkjd I’m excited
Fucking hell this comment is gonna be shit cos my hands are shaking and I can’t think straight and yeah I had less than 4 hours of sleep last night and it’s just been a weird day for me today ok? ok

Awh, you straightened my hair that’s so lovely of you but you know it would have taken for fucking ever to do it because I am le rapunzel. I really liked this part: She was confident with her appearance. She still believed that she was going to die. hurhur (: I laughed quite a bit there. SHE STILL BELIEVED SHE WAS GOING TO DIE. HAhahahAhah that is what I would be thinking exactly~

Rebekah made her way down the hall and… WHAT IS THIS CALLING ME REBEKAH BUSINESS? HUH? WHATCHA PLAYIN AT PUNK?

Op there’s the quote from the summary. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE I S E E Y O U. They see me rollin’ they hatin’ hjdshjfdjdw when you teased me by stuttering you asshat I’m NERVOUS OK JUST HUG ME AND TELL ME TO CALM MY TITS

Yay you are such a supportive friend and I love you and lol when I grabbed your wrist and just about cut off your circulation and begged you to go and then you told me to fuck off. Lololol good move. I loved this part of your little inspirational speech: “You’re gonna be okay and at the end of the night you’ll waltz in singing his praises.” When do I NOT sing Matty’s praises? HahahaAHahaa

Holy fuckballs I can just imagine me shaking and freaking the fuck out in the kitchen whilst you’re at the door talking to matty and being all casual and shit whilst I’m having a fucking mental break down or some shit holy shit

“Just because you don’t see a bear shit in the woods doesn’t mean he doesn’t shit there.” HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MGY GOSHVFDJHVSD I CANNPT I CAN’T DEAD

I like the way you’re acting like my fucking mother hugging me and telling me to have fun and saying you won’t wait up and aw I love you Kelly.

I look good? Dfbukdsbkjbduk YOU LOOK GOOD BBY

Hahaha I’m such a fucking spazmatron spouting off facts about your fucking gene pool. Like, who gives a fuck? Hvbfkjfdsbkjebkebjkdnkdsbkjdbkfjbkjdsnb I’m so nervous and augh dshbkdskjds,lkn

My my poor bby he’s so worried about everyone and trying to fix everything and awh he’s such a sweetheart and I love him so much sjbdkjdbkf but srsly what the fuck did he mean when he said he couldn’t even handle his own life? W-W-WHAT!?!?1?1 vcxbmjvsJ mnbSbbhd wakkjc n 3wr krngfd bkjfjfbfk bb j

The way you wrote me describing my siblings and family to Matty is so fucking accurate that’s it’s creepy ok let’s not do that dfsfbljkdf

I am such a clumsy ass you have no idea and when Matty saved me sbfdskjdsjdskjbvdldv kjdfbkjbjlfdbdvldf and when I said “spiffy” I don’t even know but that was so fucking funny I laughed obnoxiously loud and now my family has confirmed that I’m absiolutely bonkers

THIS PART. THIS FUCKING PART. “….. Matt tucked her into his side, making it perfectly clear she was with him. She let his territorial side take over for a little bit while he spoke.” I HAVE NO WORDS OK I’M FLAILING dsvkjfdsblj,fehbjkdfs dbjkfd hjebfb kejnie fkjekjfb lwndwkfbbskJB DHKFBK IHBGFD WES KISSED AGAIN LOL WE SEEM TO DO THAT A LOT I AINT EVEN MAD

“If he were a weaker man, he would have blushed.” Really? I have the power to make him blush jdbkfllkfhnlewf jble bkleblnil awhhhhhh I MADE HIM AWKWARD SUCCESS I MAKE HIM NERVOUS OH THAT IT FAB AND HE IS FAB AND WE’RE ALL JUST FAB

“While the girls squealed in excitement, Matt Nicholls sat in his car, wondering when he became the luckiest man alive.”

H THINKS HE’S THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE WHAT WHOA HOLD DA FUCK UP WHAT IS THIS DKJBDLKNLKFDSNLSD HE LIKES ME MATTY NICHOOLS LIKES ME DKFSBLKDFHKJF

I’m worried I’m gonna start getting confused and start thinking this is my real life and then fall into a deep and dark depression when I come to the realization that it is not. DEEP SIGH.

Wow. What a shit comment.

AWKWARD ENDING.

This comment is so long overdue and I can't believe the rest of these fuckers haven't commented because this story is so fabulous and it makes me smile like a fag.

Right, now that we've got that over with, can I just say that this has to be one of my favourite chapters so far? THE KIDDIE POOL AND THE VODKA OMFG LOOOOOL. I need to read it again and write my reactions as I go and it will be thoroughly entertaining for you. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Firstly, can I just say that your chapter titles are obnoxiously large and II may have got in trouble when my mother saw the word "SLUT" on my computer screen in huge letters? It wasn't good and then me trying to explain what it was fjbkjdsbjfgb let's not talk about it. It was all rather awkward.

I FORGET WHERE I WORK. WHERE DO I WORK AGAIN? WHY ARE THERE SICK OLD PEOPLE AND KIDS THAT ARE COMPLAINING AND MAKING ME FEEL SHITTY? DON'T I WORK AT A GROCERY STORE NOT A HOSPITAL? IDGI.

"Put your bathing suit on, we'll swap stories."

Fucking hell, you're fabulous. I don't even know why I love that line so much. I guess because it's just so YOU and I can actually imagine you saying that. Actually, a part of me is completely convinced that this is all just a recollection of ACTUAL EVENTS. Wouldn't that just be the highest level of perfection? That's a rhetorical question because of course it would be.

"It's noon. Is the vodka necessary?"

“Of course it’s necessary! Besides, we should know about time zones and how fucked they are. It’s an adequate time for drinking somewhere in the wide world.”

TRUFAX. BRILLIANT.

Kelly and Lee's dramatic relationship is the funniest shit EVER. It entertains me to no end and omfg I just love you Kelly and all your antics and I just laugh my fucking ass off at how completely ignorant and stupid Lee is but I still love him and awh yeah.

“Let me get this straight: you're mad that he came to the flat early this morning to tell you he hooked up with some slut not that he hooked up with her?” LAWL.

“Assholes are usually assholes, yes.” FUCK I'M FUNNY. That's exactly what I would say, though. I'm such a smart ass and this girl at my school tried to start a fight with me because of a smart ass comment I made and omfg that shit was HILARIOUS. I just sat there lol'n whilst she insulted me and then she gave up because basically I'm awesome and yeah.

NICE BIKINI HDSVBJHBAJHBSJ EYES LINGERING JHBDKJFBKJDSBJNBHJSBHDFME TUGGING MY HAIR IN FRONT COS I'M SELF CONSCIOUS I ACTUALLY DO THAT HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CREEP OMFG I DO THAT ALL THE TIME, LIKE ALL THE FUCKING TIME YOU HAVE NO IDEA FJBHJSBHJBDHJBDHSHJBKD SO ACCURATE I CAN'T EVEN SDBJDVBJKDSBJKBDJSKBFJKB /ENDSLIFE

I lost my fucking shit when Lee just walked straight over to you, stepped in the pool and kissed you full on the lips. And then you were slapping him and hahahahahahahahahahaha it was all so fucking hilarious and I almost fell off my chair. NO SHAME.

“Save some for the rest of us, yeh bloody alcoholics. Why don’t yeh go find a more private place to shag then?”

MATTY IS SO ADORABLE AND PERFECT AND BRILLIANT AND GAH THAT'S MY FAVOURITE LINE OF THIS CHAPTER HAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE YOU MATTY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME REJECT MATTY'S SUGGESTION OF GOING BACK TO MY BEDROOM FJBJKDSHJBGSAJBFDJBA BUT REALISTICALLY SPEAKING,M IN REAL LIFE I WOULD HAVE TOTALLY AVOIDED THAT BECAUSE I FEEL REALLY AWKWARD LIKE 99.9% OF MY LIFE AND YEAH DSHFBKJSABKJBDFHJBSJBJH OH AND I WOULD NOT CLEAN THE MESS UP BECAUSE I NEVER CLEAN AND YEAH. I HAVE OCD BUT I'M NOT A CLEAN FREAK. I BRUSH MY TEETH AND WASH MY HANDS OBSESSIVELY AND BRUSH MY HAIR TOO ALL THE TIME AND YEAH IDK I'M WEIRD. SHBJGKBKJDSFHBDKJFG.

I really like it when Matty and I just talk casually about how our day went because I think that's just something that couples do and jhfbkjdsj it's so cute, but I would rally like to see a scene where Matty and I have a huge d&m about life you know and then we just get all emotionally close and hjdbkdfbkdb it would be perf <3

“I need to put on clothes.”

“No, yeh really don’t.”

I AM DEAD. THIS IS ME TYPING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE LOOK IN HIS EYE WHEN SAYING THAT AND AHHH SBFKNSJBDKJ BJSABFBKJNAJKBVANJGBSJDHSJHBFKHFSLAIHFBLAJSHGFIDHF.

“Yeh’re my favorite person.” jdflkjnskldnjnlksdjhnkjnbljhndsjfbgvjmsbhkjdbilsblknkjfdsnkjngfkj

Matty is my favorite male person and you are my favorite female person yes this is all true yup trufax in asitd 2k11 jblsdhfidhg

HOW DID YOU KNOW ALMOST FAMOUS WAS MY FAVOURITE MOVIE YOU CREEP I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOURS. MINE IS A TIE BETWEEN ALMOST FAMOUS AND NICK AND NORAH'S INFINITE PLAYLIST THO. JDBJBFJKSBJDBJGBDJHDBKJFBSKUGFKJS.

OMFG WE'RE GOING TO ANOTHER SHOW TOGETHER JUST THE TWO OF US OMFG I'M SO EXCITEDDSBJK BJSBJKDBKJBDKJSB PLEASE CAN WE HAVE A REALLY DRAMATIC SCENE I'M TIRED OF BEING PERF OK I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST WROTE THAT BUT REALLY THE DATE SHOULD GO ALL WRONG I SHOULD FALL OVER IN THE MOSH COS I'M THE CLUMSIEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST AND START TO GET CRUSHED AND BRUISED AND THEN MATTY WOULD PUSH ERRYBODY OUTTA THE WAY AND PICK ME UP IN HIS ARMS AND CARRY ME OUT AND KISS ME ON THE FOREHEAD AND ASK IF I'M OK AND LOVE ME AND DAWW IT WOULD BE PERF PLEASE CAN THAT HAPPEN FKSBLKNBGJBKJDSKJBKJFDBKJBKJVFBKSDJ

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