I Myself Am Strange and Unusual - Comments

What the fuck happened?!

whaaaaaa, this was sweet. Oliver got put into his place by a giirl. I really liked this chapter, it truly was a good view of Oliver and how soft he really can be when he wants to be. :') I loved it! I also love how Audrey squealed and ran after Oskar. It was too cute. This story is amazing. <3

Damn haha I can just picture someone getting in Oli's face and him being like a puppy with its tail between its legs :3
But why sad things?!

THIS WILL BE A SHIT SHOW AND A HALF. OH MY GOD. WHAT EVEN. I DIED AT THAT FOR WHATEVER REASON.

I bet Oliver's going to flip shit. He will definitely flip shit. I love it how you made him sound like a king or something when Lee said he felt like Oliver was always on a higher pedestal than him. It was brilliant.

This whole damn story is brilliant! I can't wait for you to update. c:
I also love how you made it seem that Jona and Matty N are life partners or something. xD

Oh dear, I'm worried about what'll happen with Oli :c

This story makes me smile c:

Weeee! youth and whiskey. has changed shit up. ANYWAY, THIS WAS A GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT. WELL, DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

I cannot wait for Oliver, Mattie N., Mattie K., and Jona to meet Audrey. It will be glorious. That is, if they like her. BUT I'M SURE THEY'LL ALL LIKE HER THAN WHORE FACE. The note the Audrey left on whore face was great, lmfao. She's so icky. I bet she has all kinds of stuff you can't wash off.

I honestly just adore the way Lee and Audrey interact and get along - they're both so weird. "You railed me too hard!" lmfao. I died laughing. That sounds like something I would say.

I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH AND I GET SO GIDDY WHEN I SEE THAT IT HAS BEEN UPDATED. I ALSO LOVE THAT YOU UPDATE IT SO FREQUENTLY. THAT'S AN ADMIRABLE QUALITY. I look forward to you updating again. Soon. >:D

Also, haha, my comments make you wet inside. xD

LMFAO. THIS CHAPTER. I LOVED IT SO MUCH. I died when Sarah called Audrey a hussy - I love calling people hussies, you don't even know. I call my mom a hussy that's how much I use the word. It's just such a great word and seeing someone else use it is awesome. I love how "lol, I give no fucks" Audrey is. And I hope Sarah wakes up while they're having the sexy time. >:D That would add some nice interest to it. I'm glad that she's finally out of the fucking picture sort of, though. Oh man, I can't wait for this to be updated again. <3<3<3<3

You're welcome, by the way. :p

oh god is it weird that I'd find it kind of hot if they banged while Sarah was passed out on the floor?

This was funny :)

Finally! Sarah finds out! I wonder what she's gonna do........

:o oh. snap.

Oh no. Caught lol I just want Sarah gone.
Update soon please :D

I am just going to openly tell you - I had a fan girl moment when I finished reading all twelve chapters in one sitting. In fact, I whored your story and fan girled over it in my latest journal. There you will see some more appreciation beyond what I'm about to give you~

Firstly, this is the first good Lee Malia story I've ever read in my two years, four months, and four days on this website. They're all usually piles of utter shit with god awful neon layouts that just sting my eyes and make me rue the moment I clicked on it. Either that or they're usually disturbing in subject matter. Oh and when I said this story was good, I meant fucking amazing.

I'm going to pick this whole thing apart right now and tell you everything that I love about it. I hope I won't bore you when I ramble on.

the title: I love it. It's zaney and odd; just like Lee himself seems to be. I would file him in the strange and unusal catagory, so the title was a perfect match and drew me in instantly.

the layout: It's very simple, yet lovely. I really like the banner and how the chapter titles are quite large. I also like the font and how it matches the rest of the layout, too. The banner is also very simplistic and absolutely perfect.

the summary: I was in awe, I really was. I couldn't click the first chapter button fast enough, either. I was so excited to read more and find out what was happening. You gave just enough away, but still left so many questions in my mind. And that's exactly what an amazing writer does. The summary was short, sweet, and directly to the point.

chapter one - when broken is easily fixed: Action directly from the start! It was amazing. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time just. . .gobsmacked. I've never, ever read a story that started out like this before or executed something like that so well. You move at a nice, steady pace and you don't rush anything. I also love how you talked about him being fixated on her voice.

I absolutely adored the line I couldn't leave, not without seeing her at least once.

I don't know why, but that was just my favorite line out of that chapter. It's wonderful what the voice of one person can do for someone else, even if they've no clue who they are or what they look like.

This whole chapter was packed with action and great sensory detail. I could feel, hear, and see it all. It was also a good way to snatch the reader in and make them say "what the fuck is going on?!" and click directly to the second chapter without a second thought.

chapter two - wish i could forget you: I adore how you write Lee's dialogue in an accent - that adds an incredibly nice touch and makes it all the more likable and almost personal. It's more like Lee written that way rather than if you'd just written it like everyone else's dialogue.

I also like how he just basically demands to see Audrey. That was sweet. I also liked the part where it talked about how the one girl he wanted to see was the one girl who had prevented him from getting what he wanted. Yet he still is just dying to see her because he just thinks she's the bees knees. It made me smile like an idiot.

It's also so fucking cute how awkward and strange Lee is around her when she comes to see him. I also like how she's so fiery and fiesty. As well as I think that it's cute that she likes his band and was able to recognize him in the ambulance. How they were talking about it at the end of the chapter was just adorable. It ended very sadly when he saw the scars on her wrists, though, and I was like "aww noo. D:<"

chapter three - the weak and the wounded: Oh man, this really got me scared in the first little bit when she knew he'd been suicidal and drove off of the hill on purpose and she just walked out. I was like NO HUSSY, NO. GET BACK IN THAT ROOM AND TALK TO HIM. YOU BELONG TOGETHER~ and then she comes back in. I was so happy.

I just simply adore the way they talk so freely and light heartedly with each other. It just shows that they are clearly meant to be togetha 4eva.

whaha, I laughed when Lee talked about not lying, just not telling them the entire truth.

The ending was sweet, too. It shows how no matter if you barely know the person physically, spiritually you feel like you've known them for a long while. Or at least that's what I'm getting out of the whole little jig they've got going on here. :')

chapter four - bleeds no more: I LOL'd for real at the part when Audrey told him he looked like a sour puss. I'd never seen that used in writing, though I say it all of the time myself.

THIS CHAPTER REALLY WAS SO SWEET, THO. I JUST CAN'T EVEN. THE PART WHERE THEY KISSED EACH OTHER'S BOO BOOS AND TOLD EACH OTHER THAT THEY'D HEAL ONE DAY. OMG. Stupid grin all over my face. Just all over it.

And then when she got into bed with him? TOO CUTE! And when they were talking about how they were whores for getting into bed with strangers, oh man. I giggled. I never giggle. <3

BUT THE ENDING? THE FUCKING ENDING? HAND SLAPPED OVER MOUTH IN SHOCK AUTOMATICALLY. OH MAN. LEE HAS A GEE-EFF? WHATTA WH0R3.

So yeah, you cliff hung me for like, two seconds and then I was like "lol, whateva there's more chapters~ *le click*"

chapter five - if you could see into my soul: So cute how the nurse even noticed that Lee was looking around for Audrey. :')

And whoa, whoa, whoa - I laughed my ass off at what a fucking bitch Sarah is. YEH DIDN'T CALL MY MOTHER FO' HER BIRFDAY AND. . . OH MY GOD I DIED. AND WHEN SHE CALLED HIM A WANKER? OH MY GOD. She just made me laugh because here was Lee on the brink of death and he's dealing with that sea cow and just. oh man. I also laughed in a sick morbid way that she was part of the reason that he was suicidal. But I'm just that warped, I suppose.

Audrey has the greatest qualities that a human could have. She truly is quite splendid and I just want to hug her. I love her so much and how she's on the "I don't ask questions, you'll talk when you want" deal. That's really admirable.

AUDREY AND LEE ARE JUST SO CUTE TOGETHER. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE LEE IS A LITTLE AWKWARD NERVOUS FUCK AROUND HER. I JUST WANT TO PICK HIM UP AND SWING HIM AROUND. I'm almost as tall as he is. I could do it.

It's great that his mind keep straying back to wh0r3 fac3 and what the actual fuck he's going to do with her. Cause that would worry the fuck out of me if I were him.

chapter six - smashed to pieces: I LOVED THIS CHAPTER.

It was so simple and sweet and cute and just asdjfskldjfasdf.s I love how he thinks she's not coming back basically and then she shows up with her shit and then they get in the taxi together and just. . .they need to go get married and have babiez. For real.

And yet again, I love the serious, darker tone at the end when wh0r3 fac3 is mentioned.

chapter seven - my heroine: This chapter was short and really sentimental, actually. I love how he's like "this is yeh home now" and it was just sweet. Lee is such a sweetheart. I just want to squish him. :')

AND THE ENDING? WH0R3ZILLA HAS RETURNED~ WHAAAAAAAAAA. I WAS SO PUMPED TO SEE SHIT GO DOWN IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.

chapter eight - discovering the waterfront: LMFAO. THIS FUCKING CHAPTER. I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF THE WHOLE TIME. HIS INSANE SISTER. OH GOD. TOO FUNNY. And I can't believe the hussy bought it. I probably wouldn't have. But then again I'm not a golddigging who0r3 fac3. But seriously, when she called Audrey a stupid cow bag, tears were shed from laughing so hard.

chapter nine - the ides of march: This chapter was super cute and silly, as well. wh0r3 fac3 just needs to gtfo for good. Maybe she should go drive off of a cliff or something. I seriously can't even tell you how badly she makes me want to kill myself and she's not even real. >.>

Though I think that Audrey was like, a little too much in this chapter. I mean, Lee was just in a car accident how long ago and she's riding him like a pony? She needs to simmer down a bit and not break him. :')

Also, what is that bitch going to do with $468.66? Isn't she supposed to be a fucking model or something? Her ass should be getting paid too. Whore. akjsdfaklsdgsdf.

But once again, there was all kinds of cuteness within this chapter that made me a little more accepting and able to overlook whore face.

chapter ten - smile in your sleep: You never fail to make me die laughing within this damn story. I swear I cried I was laughing so hard when Lee called whore face at work and told her to fuck off. Oh good god.

You always mix plenty of cuteness and hilarity within your chapters and that's amazing. I'm always smiling from cute or from laughing while I'm reading this. Which I really like when a story can make me smile. :)

chapter eleven - your sword vs. my dagger: AND THE DEMON EXPLODES AND SUCKS YOUR SOUL RIGHT OUT OF YOUR BODY.

She really does just kill a little bit of my soul every time she opens her whore mouth in this story. I wish Lee would tell her to shut her whore mouth. Like "Shut your whore mouth while Lee Malia is talking" sort of deal. That would be amazing.

I love how Lee's getting up the balls to back talk to Audrey instead of letting her carry around his nads in her purse.

I also thought of South Park when Sarah was like "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck!"

LMFAO. "I EVEN HAVE SEX WITH YEH. ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO PAY MY BILLS AND BUY ME STUFF." I cracked up. You've made her such a golddiggig bitch and I'm just rolling in the deep from laughing.

And the last line? HOLY FUCK. SHE WANTS HIM TO STICK HIS P IN HER V? WHOA, THAT'S A LARGE STEP. SHE WANTS TO GET JIGGY AFTER HOW LONG?

Don't blame her. I would too.

chapter twelve - sound of the sun: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This chapter. I'm pretty sure the shit is hitting the fan more so than it probably will ever. She either realizes that Lee's lying and Audrey isn't his sister, or she's one dumb bitch and thinks he's an incestueus freak. Which is highly possible.

I am just in awe right now. IN FUCKING AWE. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT? THERE IS NO MORE FOR ME TO READ AND I'M DYING RIGHT NOW. D: YOU NEED TO UPDATE RIGHT NOWWWW. I NEED TO KNOW.

KRIS ALLEN DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW AS BADLY AS I DO. and if you didn't get that reference, well, I feel like an awkward fuck right now. If you don't get it, go listen to this song: I Need to Know - Kris Allen.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH. YOU NEED TO UPDATE SOON SO WHORE FACE CAN THROUGH A SUPER WHORZILLA BITCH FIT. ASKJFSAKDFSGHASDFJKSDHAFJD.

the characters: You have very belivable characters and that's a very commendable quality within a story and is something I look for very much. Lee is so much like how I would imagine him to be! So sweet, shy, and quiet. For the most part, ahaha. I love, love, love, love, love, LOVE Audrey better than anything in this entire world. She's so amazing - I loved her from chapter one and just ugh. I love her. And Sarah is such a stupid bitch that I love her too. Because her character is real and belivable; as unfortunate as it is, there are people like her out there in the world. Your character development is fucking perfect.

your writing style / skill: You are a great writer - you use detailing but it's not too much or overwhelming. I also love how you're in tune with Lee's thoughts and giving them to the reader and Lee is basically just rambling on about everything sometimes. It's perfect. I noticed no spelling or grammar mistakes and that is fucking amazing.

Out of a rating of 100 points, I would give this story a 99. I won't give you a 100 because you cliff hung me like a champ in chapter twelve. I'm sure you can earn the 1 point back in the next chapter. ;)

This story really is just so amazing and if you haven't figured it out by now, I fucking love it. I am subscribing and I will be a regular commenter. And I will ramble like a pro in every one of them. I will love this story every time it is updated.

So continue writing this Lee Malia story.
Bitches love Lee Malia stories.

(by the way, this is 720 words. Which is longer than most of the things I write. <3)

I don't feel bad for Sarah at all!

O.O ooh no...they've been caught.................Kill Her!! mwahahahaha :D lol

I really like this story, and Lee :] I like the way you write.

Sarah is gone! Yes! This chapter was babies :)

Sarah should be hit in the head with a frying pan........... or a sack of patatoes.
Makes me laugh at how stupid she sounds when she says that she's not using Lee after saying all she wants is for him to buy her things and pay her bills.
And Lee!
My, my sexy Lee! Lol he needs to dump Sarah and get with Audrey!

This chapter was funny :) I can't wait to see what Sarah is going to do!