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awww fuck!!! Mikey is sexy as a chick!!! bwahahahah!!! I love this story though. ooohhhh goooooddddd Mikey... I can't stop thinking about MIKEY AS A CHICK!!! *mumble mumble scarred for life* ahahaha, jk I love this story very much. Update when you feel like, now when people tell you too, because if you update when you feel like it, you'll get much better chapters. at least it works with me that way.

anyway, MIKEY AS A CHICK. MIKEY AS A CHICK. GODDAMN IT he sure must have been hot. (sorry, am I scaring you with this comment? just... ignore me fangirling over the thought as Mikey being a chick)

Hehehehehe!!! That made me laugh. Frilly . . . frilly . . . dammit. Now every time I'm gonna hear that word I'm gonna get a mental image of Mikey in a Victoria's Secret bra. I know you didn't actually say it was Victoria's Secret, but it's my "interpretation."
Oh! While I was stalking Michael Phelps I discovered that some important dude in Baltimore named a street after him, and he called it "Michael Phelps Way." I cannot begin to describe how funny I thought that was. Like, picture my reaction every time I hear that guy's accent in Firestarter. But worse. I think it was the 7-Up I was drinking . . . my sister and I went through an entire six pack of 7-Up while watching Lord of the Rings and we kept making sexual innuendos about Gandalf. It was rad.

YOu got that across very well! GAH that was such a funny chapter.. damn, this whole story is funny!

Gerard started to flail around, “What? Well, then, what are we supposed to do, Frankie-honey? I, too, am a top! How’re we gonna choose?”

I loved that :XD Especially the flailing bit. The images in my head are enough to make me fall off my chair.

Can't wait for more!!

xoxox

I fucking love this <333

Oh my goodness, this only gets funnier and wittier with every update.

Frank grinned at Mikey before explaining himself, “The real reason is that it’s the closest thing I could find to a dick.”

Frank, he is amazing. I adore that character so much... so so so much. There were some really funny moments here, and this one was one of them:

With a barely visible grin, he spoke, “Fire up the razor and shave those legs of yours, we need this shit to be as believable as possible.”

OH MY GOODNESS. I adore Frank for being such an amazing little smartass. He does it in the coolest way possible, not meaning to be smartass but coming off as... adorable? Witty? Charming? All of the above? Def. :D

I can't wait for Mikey to become a girl. Gerard, he's too adorable too.

“Ah, so you have finally accepted me, my sweet! At last, I can let all my inhibitions go and make you mine!”

My sweet! It's so damn cute. I adore it, very much. <3

DUDE the next chapter is going to be EPIC
*laughs hysterically* i cant wait!

i'm rather excited now! i can't wait!!! more soon please?!

Mikey . . . becomes . . . a . . . girl . . .
My stalker fantasies will finally come true!!!!
(Panting in antici-pation)

Great chapter..
I love the way you haven't made it ALL about the humour, but it's still pretty damn funny! =D
Can't wait for more, :arms:

xoxox

Oh yum, vampire luv-a. The idea of Gerard sucking the blood out of Frank's neck is just... yeah, orgasmic. *licks*

But again, I love how silly you make your stories. Like, not silly, but the silly moments they have by saying the silly things they say. Like the description of Lucy, oh man. Priceless!

They're just so cute, all of them.
More when you get the chance :arms:

My mother decided to join me in reading this story.
She says your a very imaginative person... and that you might be in dire need of a vacation.
I don't know why you need a vacation, but I guess she has her reasons.

I can't believe Frank called Gerard a lover.
This is like the highlight of my day.
LoVE

OOOO cant wait ot see what happens !

hehehe. "fruity."
I must tell Satan what people are calling him on earth during our weekly poker games. I'm sure Ghandi will be amused.
Anywayzzzzzz, I love this chapter. It makes me giggle.
Virtual knuckle touch for givin' me props the whole defibrilator thing. You know you could've just googled it, but I can imagine your response to that. "I was too lazy."
Damn, this is ending up being one big-ass comment, but it was worth my time commentin' on your lovely story.

lucy makes me laugh still....i loved frank's theatrics and can't wait for more of gerard's reaction to 'A LOVER!'

ooh. a LOVER!!

:lmfao, Satan is fruity... :XD

more soon!
I lurrve this story muchly =]

xoxoxoxox <3

I love this story with a passion. Its so funny lol
"Lucy" Reminded me of the guy on Rocky Horror Picture Show XD

Whoa, this is the only vampire-fic-ferard that I loooove.
Yes,
so....

UPDATE!
-dances-

:cheese:
I wish Gerard would just go for it.... y'know, kiss Frank already!
:lmfao

NEW READER!!!! :D

I LOOOOOVE THIS STORY XD

its so funny and cute.. :)

PLEASE UPDATE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

Quote

“I told him that because I want to–”

GERARD LIKES FRANKIE!!! ::D

This story certainly does get stranger! Haha.. I love it!

Now send me yummy vampire frerard dreams pweeze?

xoxox

I absolutely love Frank in this story. He's so freaking funny, and says the funniest things! I literaly died laughing at certain points, like "the man of my wet dreams" and the "bat soup" and ahh, everything was just so funny!

Keep it comin', love :arms: