OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN'T FUCKING EVEN. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE COMMENTS CAN WE JUST. I AM SITTING HERE, ALMOST CRYING MY BALZ OFF FROM LAUGHTER TO THE POINT I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING BREATHE . I FUCKING LOVE THIS. i FAVORITED THIS STORY TO A PAGE AND I AM RE-READING IT. THANK YOU. THIS IS BRILLIANT.
Oh. My. God. What did I just read? This is the best outcome of anything I have ever requested ever. Lol watch this be on Tumblr by tomorrow. Ugh. This was just. Can I make this story my ringtone? Is thy possible?