Chapter 47: Aww the boys are so precious and caring and precious. *sighs dreamily* ...*flails arms* She lost the baby!!! Yesssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dislocates shoulders* *le teary eyes* My precious Harry. Let me love him. Please! *le puppy eyes* That article was precious! *flails arms* Fear Jo! Dina will save you!!!!!! *laughs evilly* *flails arms* Awww Jo and Lou are fucking precious! *strokes their hair like a pedophile* ...YOU LOVE MY 'YELLING' COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *laughs*
Chapter 48: *cheers* Time to go home!! No more hospitals!! *laughs and coughs* I spit on my computer. *coughs and laughs* That was mean and funny at the same time. *laughs* I mean she slapped him! *laughs harder* Alan Carr is funny! I love that show!! *grins* Creepy half circle cult thing... But precious nonetheless. *giggles* I literally chanted "I LOVE YOU!" at my computer screen for a good five minutes straight. *flails arms* I'm in jail!! *flails arms harder* I beat the shit out of my brother's girlfriend's brother!!! *flails ever harder* You're my Swedish meatball!!!!!!!!!!! *dislocates shoulders again* ...UPDATE NOW WOMAN!!!! LIKE TWO CENTURIES AGO NOW!!!!!!!! JO HAS TO COME VISIT ME!!!!!!!!!!! SHE MUST!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA KILL MICHAEL!!!!!!! I WANNA MEET THE BOYS!!!!! I WONDER HOW THEY WILL REACT!!!!!!! AND YOU'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR "A VERY LONG TIME"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *flails arms and dislocated shoulders and faints*
...A fucking coma? A coma? Seriously a coma. ...I'm not even sure of my feelings. ...But I'm sure about the fact that you need to update now. ...Like three years ago now. ...Because I mean seriously?! A fucking coma?!?!?!?!?! ...*flails arms* ...*dislocates shoulders*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She can't be preggo!! She can't!!! Oh my glob!! Why?!?!?!?!? I don't understand!!! Why would she let that happen?!?!?! Condoms and birth control exist for a fucking reason!! I'm kind of hoping she loses the baby. I would be so upset if she gives birth to a baby whose father is a piece of shit like Michael! Why couldn't she get preggo with Lou?!?!?! Why?!?! Like are you shitting me?!?!?! I would've been happier if she had a one night stand and had gotten preggo. That would've been much better in my book... But I suppose. I'm not digging this preggoness at all. But I am happy that Lou is understanding and caring. It's precious. I think he is so happy to have her out of Michael's possession. I think he would still be happy if she didn't even go back to him. I also hope Michael gets the shit beat out of him... Can I do that please?! I'll help you write me into your story if you want. I just want to cause him excruciating pain. I want him to wish he was dead. Oh my glob! Please!! If Jo keeps the baby, then let me beat Michael within an inch of his pathetic life! Grant me this one wish. ...But if she loses the baby, I still want to beat Michael within an inch of his life.
From a writer's point of view this is a good chapter. I'm not mad at you... That much. And I want you to update like right now. Please and thank you. *grins*
I don't even know how to respond. Like...*flails arms* I can't wait to see what happens next though? What about all that shit Louis was talking about in the last chapter? The paparazzi and shit.
Anticipation. I'm waiting for that video with anticipation. *grins* But I have no idea of what could happen next. Everything is just so exciting that I can barely think. *flails arms* So on that note, you have to update right now. Like two days ago. *grins*
...I'm genuinely furious! More anger than Michael will ever be! I just want to murder him!!! Let me murder him!!! Let me do it!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *le puppy eyes*
So, why doesn't she just document her injuries, with pictures and shit, and then go to the fucking police? Honestly, that would get rid of him for good.
...*sobs* This is horrible!! *sobs* I don't even know to- *sobs* I just- *sobs* I feel like I'm *sobs* drowning in a *sobs* pool full *sobs* of sad *sobs* sad emotions. *flings myself in a corner to sob body wracking, heartbreaking sobs* Make her come back.
Why must you break Louis and I's heart Jo?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!?! I can literally feel my heart breaking in my chest and tsunami forming behind my eyes!!!!
@ SpencerG Hhaha! I think is the funniest (but at the same time saddest) comment ever! *Hugging you telling you it's all going to alright* I hope you're not to heartbroken! xx
I-I just... I just need a hug. I have so many feels with this story right now. Niall now knows everything I still don't and he doesn't approve which makes me want to know even more. I know for a fact that I'm not gonna like what Jo wants, no, what she's going to do. I bet it's gonna break Lou into a million tiny pieces... On New Years Eve... And on the day of his birthday party... I just need somebody to cuddle me right now... *le teary eyes with grabby hands*
Glob! This just reminded me how I've always wanted to have a food fight with someone that ends in us having sex... Just saying. *shrugs* But I was seriously getting in the sexiness and then you just shut it down. *pouts* Jo!! I fucking can't with you anymore!!! I feel like you're gonna break Lou's heart!! He's too precious and loving and precious to break!!!! *sobs* Don't do it!!!!!! I agree with your reasons for marrying Niall and Liam. But if I had to choose I would pick just Niall. Glob!! That Irishman!! *sighs dreamily*
*reads part about Michael* ... *le inhuman noise* ive the ability to fucking even with this shit. good day.
Harry has yet to confirm it. He's still available. *winks* But who would you be dating and who would you be married to? *raises eyebrow*
But I think the letter is a great idea. Especially for this story. And Lou is just precious and loving and precious. I just wanna hug him. *squeals* But... When will Michael die? *le puppy eyes*