I think I just died. I can't even......no. This was impossibly cute and hilarious and you, you amazing, wonderful person, you managed to make dorky lord of the rings fetishes SEXY. I love you.
Omfg this was amazing, I totally want lord of the rings sex omfg and when you put that they would have a threesome with any of the main characters I thought of gandalf and couldn't stop laughing omfg I loved it
This was possibly the funniest, sexiest, most dorky and completely perfect piece of writing I have ever read. I wish I had a boyfriend who would quote Lord of the rings with me all day ): This was amazing!
Bravo bbg~