Beast And The Harlot - Comments

Loved this update!

He stood there for a moment, before he cautiously sniffed his armpit. -LMFBO!!! seriously this damn story is so funny think it's the first vampire-ish story has got me laughing like this and i LOVE it!!

ooh dressed like that, if I were her i'd totally throw him down and kiss him too can't blame her for that..

but damn i love her little cat and mouse play with him.. he's gonna be so frustrated that he's going to blow up..
this story is just pure awesomeness <3

she used to be a witch? hmm and then got turned into a vampire?? i still have a feeling that she is that old vamp. they're looking for.. and she's got cool eyes

ughhh I need more! Such an amazing story, definitely intrigued on what happens next

I really like this! And I love your writing :) this is a compelling story so far and I can't wait to read more. I love a rattled Shadows. The grocery store scene was just perfect! And meow! I love his room. Update soon! I want to know what happens next with the mysterious gaps in time and whispered voices.:)

first lemme say...Matt's game face is hilarious...he probably caught a few bugs in his mouth while zoning out to whatever he was playing (most likely COD right)
Loved Rev's comment on the weird ass groceries...i would have said the same thing if i was handed those bags...
i have a permanent chuckling thing going on as i'm reading...well maybe snickering thing since the guys' remarks are funny as hell....
and there i go again "porn thoughts...."
"absently scratching at his boxers" yeh...thats a total guy thing...they do it all the goddamn time and i'm like...bitch wash your hands.
DO NOT KILL THIS STORY!!!!!! (please) i love it!!! fantastic and well written (as usual)

re-reading this and i kid you not when i say that i just started laughing my ass off when dear Mattie walked into the window!!! the mental image i got was damn hilarious!!! my aunt is looking at me with a bewildered expression on her face.....and the kilo of prunes!!! hahaha!! not Matt's day i see...and OMG the canned tomatoes too??!!!!
I can so see Syn saying this with the most un-amused snicker ever!! "You face plant into the window, and you’re inside for less than two minutes and you buy a bag of prunes and take out innocent tomatoes. I can’t take you anywhere."LOVE EEET
TAMPONS!!!!!!!! he picked up TAMPONS!!! *facepalm*
and Matt being a cross dresser!! ok...this comment is long as hell...and its only for chapter 2....(yes i read the story and didn't comment the first time and my conscience was nagging me to comment)

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! I know that's all I seem able to say, but it's just so true.
Aha! Now she's going to toy with him. Mwah ha ha! ;)

I started reading the story yesterday and stopped at the second chapter and I can't believe I didn't see the picture. Matt looks exactly like my bro when with a controler in hands. And speaking of the story, it's freaking hilarious. I laughed my ass off at the part where kid asked about the tampons. keep up the good work!

Beautiful picture and gorgeous bedroom! Oh I loved this update... Funny, Matt thinks his going crazy too funny. Can't wait for a next update :D

Captain Prune...!!!! PMSL!!!
Oh man you are so mean to Shadz in this AND I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!
big bad shadows thinks he's going crazy.. aawh!!
and everyone just makes fun of him

ooh.. she's a meany- i wonder how she did those things.. i mean she can't be that fast, can she??

anyway.. i just love this millions!! you've got me addicted like crazy <3

and that picture.. ya don't wanna know what i want to do with him

I loveeeeee this!!!

okay that was just way too frickin funny!!!!!
walking into glass walls.. buying tampoons.. knocking over tomatoes... and being asked if he's a cross-dresser!! shadz did not have a good night.. lmfao!!
and whatta hell??
that woman is the old vamp. isn't she? can't really come up with another excuse for what happened at the parkinglot

LOVE THIS! I laughed so much during the second chapter. This is seriously awesome. Update soon!

Awww poor Shadows! So funny! Great chapter :)

“Dammit, I wish we knew her other routines. Now we’ve got to wait another fucking week,” Shadows continued to whine.
“Patience is a virtue,” Syn replied.
“Patience can kiss my ass.”

hahahahah Shadows! he doesn't like when things doesn't go his way now do he??

i think you should keep it i really like it so far can't wait to see what the 6000 year old chick will be like