It already starts out wonderful with, "Love you," Elizabeth said. George smiled in response. She should have been used to him not saying it back," because that already sets up a strange relationship, and of COURSE our lovely Mr. Ross writes for a satire paper, of course, because that is a perfect match, and you know, I just had to laugh because all the seriousness going on and then Elizabeth's just there, fixing her make-up, like, "Yeah, my boyfriend's missing, but shit, I can at least look good as I search," which just got me so off-track, and then she just says that George always calls, mm-hmm, okay, so now I'm kinda worried because why is he MISSING, bad things always happen to the good and the strange, but you know what, Elizabeth, don't call Pete a bitch (because my fangirl feels are RISING HIGH,) you're the one fixing your make-up and being catty when you should be helping give information about your missing love, but I'm sorry, I'm dying because I came across, "All I know is that Pete Wentz is a lunatic," because goodness, and at least she cares, because she stopped to ask if they'd find him-if she didn't care, it'd be DEATH TO THE BETH, but no, not yet, BUT MARK IS SERIOUSLY MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER, "Come on, David. Let's go where my humor is appreciated," and then DAVID, "So we're going nowhere?" can I please have more of them in my life, I love them, and DAMMIT COLLEEN OH MY GOD SHE JUST MADE MY DAY 'CUZ SHE'S SO PSYCHO, "We'd like to ask you a few questions about George Ross." Keltie's face brightened. "Is he dead?" "No, ma'am, he's missing," Angela answered, surprised. Keltie let out a sigh. "Damn," oh my God, I usually can't stand her, but damn, I love her right here, she is crazy, just coming right out asking if he's dead, like OH, and then what even, she kept his dog, bitch, I'll steal it back, asdfghjkl;, but okay, now, onto Pete, oh my, he's just so, "Yeah, agents, psh, whatever, how cool am I to have agents around me," I can't even, and then Pete is looking out for him with the note, how strange can he be, and OH EM GEE NOSY PETE, he comes out of nowhere like, "Troubles?" he is absolutely perfect, and oh Mark, don't frown down at Pete, he's just a wonderful being, and YEAH-YUH, THE SMITH HAS ARRIVED, and aww, "He was happy. I hadn't seen him happy in ages," all of this is making such an interesting character for George, and yet, he's nowhere to be seen and I'm getting scared here, like, noooo, where are you, and George would totally cheat, apparently, whoops, but he's in love with this man, and I'm getting suspicious feelings currently, and now BRENDON APPEARS, AWW CHIZ, NOPE, I know something's up, Brendon's smiling and how curious am I, VERY, and then...dammit George, there you are, you damn bastard, but then crashes and Brendon and George disappears and SEE, SEE, I TOLD YOU I LOVE MARK AND DAVID: "Well," Mark said. "I guess we should tell the girlfriend her boyfriend has a boyfriend," David said."
Thank you, Without a Trace. You helped to bring me this. I love this (as if I would feel anything else, dur.) <3<3<3<3<3<3 asghjkl;
Keltie's face brightened. "Is he dead?"
"No, ma'am, he's missing," Angela answered, surprised. Keltie let out a sigh.
"Damn," oh my God, I usually can't stand her, but damn, I love her right here, she is crazy, just coming right out asking if he's dead, like OH, and then what even, she kept his dog, bitch, I'll steal it back, asdfghjkl;, but okay, now, onto Pete, oh my, he's just so, "Yeah, agents, psh, whatever, how cool am I to have agents around me," I can't even, and then Pete is looking out for him with the note, how strange can he be, and OH EM GEE NOSY PETE, he comes out of nowhere like, "Troubles?" he is absolutely perfect, and oh Mark, don't frown down at Pete, he's just a wonderful being, and YEAH-YUH, THE SMITH HAS ARRIVED, and aww, "He was happy. I hadn't seen him happy in ages," all of this is making such an interesting character for George, and yet, he's nowhere to be seen and I'm getting scared here, like, noooo, where are you, and George would totally cheat, apparently, whoops, but he's in love with this man, and I'm getting suspicious feelings currently, and now BRENDON APPEARS, AWW CHIZ, NOPE, I know something's up, Brendon's smiling and how curious am I, VERY, and then...dammit George, there you are, you damn bastard, but then crashes and Brendon and George disappears and SEE, SEE, I TOLD YOU I LOVE MARK AND DAVID: "Well," Mark said.
"I guess we should tell the girlfriend her boyfriend has a boyfriend," David said."
Thank you, Without a Trace. You helped to bring me this. I love this (as if I would feel anything else, dur.) <3<3<3<3<3<3 asghjkl;