Horror Stories for the Sick Minded - Comments

That first story
OMG NO NOO NOOO COME BACK HAPPY ENDINGS PWEASES

;_;

MANE THIS BITCH DUN KNEW HOWTA WRITE SHE REATRDED AND I KBNOW RETARDED CUZ MY BOY JOHNNYR GOTS DAT MENTAL RETARDATION DISEASE THAT CAUSE HIM TA NOT DRIVE REAL WEELL. AND HE LIKES TO LICK THE DOORKNOB TO MY HOUSE EVEN DOH I TOLZ HIM NOTA DO DATS BECAUSE IT'S NOT KIND OR SOME S3HIT BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAY CUZ ITS COOL CUZ HE RETARDEAS. AND HE TAKE MEDICATION FO HIS ERECTIL DISFUNCTION AND I DUN KNOW WHAT DAT IS CUZ I DON WANNA ASK CUZ ITS PERSONAL AND I DDINT GO TO SCOO YOU KNOW THAT ONE AAFTA 5TH GRADE? I DUDNT GO CUZ MY MAMA SAID SCOO FO NIGGAS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO DA GARDENER CUZ OF THAT PA CKET A DA KETCHUP LAYIN ON DA FLOO. OTAY NOW BACK TO DA REAL PROBLEMO, DIS BITCH #RETARDATION SHE DUN KNOW HOWTA WRITE DA STORIES CAUSE DIS DUN SCUR ME CUZ I WRITE SOME MUDAFUCKIN BUTIFUL LITERATURE IF YA NOW WHAT I SAYIN CUZ YEAH, DIS BITCH TRIED TO MURDER MAH DAWG SKIPPY. HE OKAY THO, BUT SHE MURDERED HIM SO BAD, HE ALMOST DIED CUZ HE HAS DAT REAL STRONG NOSE DAT COULD SENSE DANGER THAT HOW HE NOT DEAD YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. BUT IF HE DID NIT HAS DAT NOSE HE'D DUN BEEN DEAD WHEN MY NEIGHBOR ROGERIQUEWS DONE HIT HIM WITH DA TRASHCAN BUT SKIPPY ROOLED OVER ON THAT GRAASSS SO HED NOT GETS HIT BY DA SKY OR SOMETIN. I NAMEDS HIM SKIPPY CUZ I LIKES DAT PEANUT BUTTER IT REAL GOOD I OUT IT ON MAH SANDWICHES AND EVERYTHING, I EVEN FEED IT TO SKIPPY CUZ HE LIKE IT. BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT CANNALBALISM CAUSE HIS NAME SKIPPY AND DA PEANUT BUTTA NAMED SKIPPY SO DAT MESSED UP BUT ITS ALLL GOOD CUZ DA POLICE DUN KNOW IF THEY DID ID PROBABLY GO DA JAIL CUZ THATS WHAT POPO DO. AND I CAN'T HAS NO MO ARRESTS CUZ I DUN RAPED MY GIRLFRIEND ATE TIMES AND THEY DUN LIKE DAT ONE LIL BIT BUT I DID, IT WAS MAGICAL AND SHIT. WAIT, I DUN THINK I IS ON DA RIGHT STORY, IS YOU TAYLOR? IM SORREH TO DISTURB YOU BUT I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU ABOUT MY MAMA SHE IN DA RETIREMENT HOME CAUSE I CAN'T BE TIED DOWN LIKE THAT AND TAKE HER HOME WIT ME CUZ I HAS A LIFE AND DA LADIES ALWAYS UP IN MY HOUSE AND WE PARTAY ALL NIGHT LONG CUZ DATS HOW WE ROLL WE SUPPA AWESOME YOU SHOULD CONME ON OVER AND LEMME SEE YOU GURL. AS LONG AS YOU NOT NO MINOR OR NOTIN CUZ DAT ILLEGALS TOO I DUN KNOW WHY CUZ I THINK IT FUINE BUT DE POPO DUNT AND T HURT MY FEELINGS BUT IT COO CUZ I LIKES DEM OLDER LADIES TOO. ANYWAY, I GOTTA GO TAKE A SHIT CUZ I ATE LOTZ O FIBER AND THE POOP BOUT TO COME OUT REAL QUICK LIKE SO I GOTTA GO BUT I TALK TO YOU TOMORROW TAYTAY MKAY STAY SAFE AND DUN FORGET TO FLOSS.

The second one really got to me... I'm suicidal, but literally, music is the only thing keeping me alive.
Great stories. Really well written. :)