@ JamieAllOver. i dON'T WANT ONE OF THEM TO DIE. OKAY. I WANT THEM TO LIVE HAPPILY. AND THEN THEY DIE. WHEN THEY'RE OLD AND STUFF. melissa should sTOP.
@ m0riarty i got an idea for a second part. but its not cute and no one would like it. you'd be on the next flight out to murder me, a smile on your face while doing so. i don't want that, you don't want that. it will remain a one-shot.
@ JamieAllOver. this is what happens when i have cramps kay so you better be DAMN LUCKY that I'm not having a jalex shitstorm because there are so fucking many ideas that I could use to crush your heart and destroy your life
@ JamieAllOver. no but i'm dying of cramps so if you could come over that'd be fantastic cuz i really want a shitload of advil and chocolate ice cream hALP
@ hayil_liyah you're not??? you write straight shit so fucking perfly tho i wouldn'tve guessed. it's weird how that works out, with me writing gay sex and being straight and you being the opposite like idk am i being weird??
well
i just
i don't want it if it's gonna be tragic okay