OH MY GOD! MATT, BRIAN, GET IN MY BED RIGHT THIS SECOND SO WE CAN RECREATE THIS! I mean just holy fucking shit man! I loved it so much! You've rendered me speechless you really have. Literally, as soon as Matt mentioned Cavity Search I actually said 'Hello...!' and I'm glad that they did do a cavity search now! Oh Christ, I need to just...lie down...for a little while...with Matt on top of me. Come to me, Baby! I loved it so much, thank you so much for writing this for me!