@ brxndneweyes i'm gonna get in so much trouble for this my mom and sister are already sending death glares over me. if looks could kill. damn eve why does this had to be frickin hilarious and yeah, idk about homosexual sex, but in hetero sex, getting your dick stuck in a vagina is possible. it's proven a fact... idk. but i clearly loved this fic even tho i'm gonna be dead in half an hour for it. TOTALLY WORTH IT!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ HOLY SHIT AND WOW I AM AT THE GYM AND I ALMOST TRIPPED ON THE TREADMILL YOU ARE AMAZING HOLY SHIT