A Cat Named Jack - Comments

this is so cute and adorable why is it not updated please update i need more cuteness in my life

Wow this is horrible. Not like literally, but this is probably the only story I've read that I'm not beta-ing on here, this whole new year. I have a lot of catching up to do still cause I love this story, I really do but I'll just shut up now and read another story :$

@ JamieAllOver.
Oh, thats what I figured

@ SchitzoFranic
like
not gay??
not slash??

@ JamieAllOver.

It all looked straight? What.

well i remember you posted your profile once and i went and checked your stuff out
but it all looked like it was straight so i made a u-turn
wow that sounds rude i don't mean it to

I'm so excited to see what will happen I love this story!!

@ brxndneweyes
Maybe the date will end with kisses c:

@ JamieAllOver.
Oh shit I'm being recognized. But yes I do help admin a few

oh heeeey
you run a facebook page right
huh
didn't know this was you~

teehee they're going on a date

The funny thing is, that I'm pretty sure the last time this was updated was the last time I was actually on here :P

GAH CUTE

@ brxndneweyes

I'll attempt it.

Yay, you updated!
Love this fic (and you should totally do that "jack gets a boner" thing that someone suggested!)

@ SchitzoFranic
You better include the entirety of what I just wrote.

SchitzoFranic:

@ brxndneweyes
Oh. Don't worry. There will be accidental boners in the future c;

@ brxndneweyes
Oh. Don't worry. There will be accidental bonded in the future c;

GOOD ON ALEX tell story me not to zap him with any black magic he's being good now

also

i can just imagine jack staring at his junk like "i can't lick it" and alex gives him this terrified expression and is all "oh god please don't ever lick yourself in public and quite frankly i'm glad you can't reach your own asshole any more"

oH MY GOD JACK GETTING MORNING WOOD OR A RANDOM BONER FOR NO REASON LIKE HE BRUSHES A HAND ON HIS CROTCH AND IT JUSTHAPPENS AND HE'S LIKE "what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck I'M DYING SOMETHING IS WRONG ALEX COME HOME WHERE IS THE PHONE ALEX ALEX HI HELP.ME SOMETHING IS WRONG I THINK I'M BADLY ILL" and alex is on the phone like "OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY" and then jack says "I DON'T KNOW I'M SCARED"

"WELL WHAT'S WRONG THEN TELL ME"

"MY DANGLY PARTS WHERE I PEE FROM HAVE WENT ALL HARD AND STICKY UP IT FEELS FUNNY WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT"

and alex just stops like "....motherfucker. this kid needs a sex ed lesson? really? jack, you're not dying, don't touch it, and don't try to pee, ill explain when i come home." and then he hangs up and groans

I'M LAUGHING REALLY HARD delirious whoops i'm tired

GOOD ON ALEX tell story me not to zap him with any black magic he's being good now

also

i can just imagine jack staring at his junk like "i can't lick it" and alex gives him this terrified expression and is all "oh god please don't ever lick yourself in public and quite frankly i'm glad you can't reach your own asshole any more"

oH MY GOD JACK GETTING MORNING WOOD OR A RANDOM BONER FOR NO REASON LIKE HE BRUSHES A HAND ON HIS CROTCH AND IT JUSTHAPPENS AND HE'S LIKE "what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck I'M DYING SOMETHING IS WRONG ALEX COME HOME WHERE IS THE PHONE ALEX ALEX HI HELP.ME SOMETHING IS WRONG I THINK I'M BADLY ILL" and alex is on the phone like "OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY" and then jack says "I DON'T KNOW I'M SCARED"

"WELL WHAT'S WRONG THEN TELL ME"

"MY DANGLY PARTS WHERE I PEE FROM HAVE WENT ALL HARD AND STICKY UP IT FEELS FUNNY WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT"

and alex just stops like "....motherfucker. this kid needs a sex ed lesson? really? jack, you're not dying, don't touch it, and don't try to pee, ill explain when i come home." and then he hangs up and groans

I'M LAUGHING REALLY HARD delirious whoops i'm tired