Make Me Breakfast - Comments

DO IT FOR BALTIMORE OH MY GOD I'M DYING

I WANNA BE YOUR LOST BOY
YOUR LAST CHANCE
FOR A / AT A (?) BETTER REALITY
YEAHHHHH

i'm pretty sure i got all those lyrics wrong but whatever

BABY
WHAT
OH MY GOD

oH MY GOD THIS WAS SO CUTE.

Alex is such a damned dork and it hurt in the absolute best of ways because it was absolute perfection. I think I'm in love. I am in love. Dorky Alex is the best Alex in the history of all Alexs and I need him in my life forever.

When he used the lyrics, though. I think that was my favorite part because, nope, Meg just wasn't having it and it wasn't working in his favor, no matter how cute it was. That was the absolute greatest. It was so perfect and it was a cringeworthy serenade and he sounded like a twelve-year-old going through puberty, oh my goodness. Oh, Alex. Poor baby.

BUT THEN HE USED HIS SUPER ABILITIES AND CARRIED HIS LOVE DOWN THE STEPS BECAUSE HE WANTS BREAKFAST GIRL. How freaking cute is this. How cute. How adorably perfect. Help me. I'm screaming.

And he-I just-I want this relationship. I want it with DanDan so bad, I can't even. It's absolute perfection and it's so damned cute that I can't even comprehend the level of cutosity.

AND HE BOUGHT HER BLUEBERRIES. NOT JUST FOR THE PANCAKES. NOPE. JUST BECAUSE HE'S A SWEETIE AND HE KNEW SHE LOVED THEM. SOMEONE HELP ME. I'M DROWNING.

"Your fault for making good-ass pancakes that give me orgasm." Choking on my Kool-Aid, not even gonna lie. I can't even breathe, okay, this is the absolute best, Alex is the best, Meg is the best, these cuties are the b e s t.

DID I JUST HEAR A FREAKING MELEX BABY BE ANNOUNCED. OH MY GOD. I SMELL THE SMELL OF ADORABLE.

And after all that, it's lights out for Alex all over again. This was perfect and so adorable and perfect and perfect. I love this. This is the best and the best thing to come home to and I love it so much. The cuteness. The dorky. The lyrics. The Melex baby. You never disappoint.

Super strength? Oh, sure. That's totally how Alex gets things done in the relationship. Really, though, you have to teach me how to write witty banter because it was so fucking adorable and I kept smiling like a giddy ten year old.

I also have a craving for blueberry pancakes now, thanks.

& the baby. The goddamn Melex baby, out to ruin me. I have no words after reading about the Melex baby because holy shit, the Melex baby.