I woukd have a secret crush on someone (at least if they looked like Roman) too if they sent me chinese food emojis. But of course they would have to follow through and get me food.
I think Harper should be afraid to go to San Jose just because she might run into Burns and Thornton and who knows what creatures or weapons they are hiding in those beards.
“That’s because this shithole is slightly better than the hellhole that is Philadelphia.” - I take so much pleasure in this line. Filthadelphia. And Brooklyn is Brooklyn. Meh.
"Roman’s pretty, he’s used to girls fainting in his presence." - Dime piece is an understatement. Can you blame girls?
“What is your type?” - Oh you know, tall, nice hair and smile, foreign accent, nice butt. The usual.