"Mike and I bought like all of our furniture at the same place” – What furniture? A ping pong table doesn’t count as a piece of furniture.
I agree with Tom that she better not be sleeping with Michael. Both of them would be dead.
All hail Beautiful Patrice. That’s what I have to say about that.
So, Sam’s ex is a creep and Ari is a …… I’m going to keep it to myself, but you get the picture. How could one not like Michael?! And how can she be so malicious to Tom who is like a puppy. Maybe a bulldog, but a puppy nonetheless. I’ll kick her ass if she comes around again. Sam with Sam’s ex.
On the other hand, you go Ms. Gibbons. Hahaha, poor Tom
'Well you can always just bring Mike, you two are attached at the hip all the time anyways' - 1. He's bringing Michael anywhere. 2. Thank god they aren't sharing a bed. I would be very very worried
How could someone say no to some FroYo? Well played Tommy, well played. And I too like Sam. Good for her not listening to Lauren and doing what she wants.
The bromance between Tom and Michael is one of my biggest joys in life. And Mike is an awful wing-man. Like really, bite your tongue before you do damage to yourself and more damage to Tom.
The whole society and penis privilege lecture is SPOT ON. And preach it Sam! Tom needs to know these things b/c he’s clearly clueless. It will make him more appreciative
“Do you ever have sex?" – my god, he needs a muzzle
Anyway, I’m completely team Sam and Tom. Let’s make it happen
OK, I know these are late and I’m going to comment as if I haven’t read everything so far, so deal.
Tom seems so helpless. Good thing he has Sam…maybe
“Well we can't all roam around in athletic shorts and t-shirts that make people wonder if we bought it that small on purpose.” - OK Sam, like you REALLY care that his clothes seem small. Don’t lie to yourself and everyone else.
Sam needs to own being a cougar. Especially for Tom. I mean, look at him.