"I'm supposedly a heavy sleeper, but I don't think the dead could sleep through the sex Billie Joe and Mike had.....and as cool as I am with the relationship they still haven't told me about . . . enough is enough."
Those were my favorite lines. I also liked the double-negatives and freshman English part.
Don't be fooled by the title. This isn't some fucked up drama. It's humor. Billie/Mike but from the lovely point of our beloved Tre Cool.
But what do you say to them the next day at practice? What can you say really? ‘Hey, dudes, I heard you fucking last night. Why don’t you wait until you’re in a hotel and why don’t you tell your drummer so he doesn’t throw a drumstick at your head?’
I loved this xD <3
I love all of your Green Day fics :P