Amnesia

Uh Oh This Can't Be Exactly "Good"

I picked up the note and it read,

Dear Guys,

I'm not sure exactly what I'm doing here, so im going out to do research on myself, apparently if im as famous as y you say I am I'd be on the internet right? I don't know where I will be going somwhere with a computer I don't want to do it here because if i find out otherwise, you may try to hold me hostage. I'm sorry if I am wrongfully accusing you perople but hey can't fix this situation now can we. I'm going to go to a bar and hopfully I have a tab there Im going to drive this Mini Cooper it's small but its not the size it's how you use it right? RIGHT! so yeah I'm still wearing the thong its kinda comfy y'know? If you want to find me I wouldnt be able to tell you where I am but I have this cellular device thats been in my pocket this whole time.

Love,
Billie Joe?
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Like damn he has heart, well I better show Mike this. So I walked down the steps and Mike didn't quite see me yet but he was dancing Ball with my blow up doll it was so cute so I figured I'd watch him for a little bit, I grabbed the nuts and started eating them like popcorn watching, waiting, for him to turn anrounfd and jump and be like OH SHIT!!! dont tell anyone, but he knows I would tell anyways!

Mike P.O.V.

Lalalalala left foot right foot left foot right foot docie doe I wonder whats taking tre so long to take a piss, I hope hes not watching me how embarrasing, DAMMIT hes right there Ill act like I dont see him! yeah thats it hahaha lalala as i went to turn i tripped on my other shoe and fell on the floor and now im just sittin there looking like a dumbass...

"BRAVO BRAVO!! ENCORE WOOO!" Tre yelled

"Dude TELL NO ONE!" I demanded