"Room Raiders" with Green Day.

Tre’s room. Ha!

The smile on his face faded, causing Billie Joe and I to smirk.

Ashley walked in the dark room and flicked on the light.

<<Why is this room so dark?>> she said, <<are you a vampire or you just left the curtains closed?>>

<<I’m a vampire baby,>> said Tre.

<<Sure, Tre,>> said Billie, <<bite me.>>

I laughed, watching Ashley trying to make her way past the suitcase left open right in the middle of the room. She looked around at the many clothes scattered around.

<<What happened here?>> she asked, looking into the camera.

<<I’m a sexy hurricane, sweetie.>>Tre said.

<<Of course you are.>> I replied.

<<Of course I am.>> He said, and then added:<<I’m a hurricane in bed, too.>>

<<And what does that mean?>> Billie Joe raised an eyebrow.

<<I know,>> I said, <<exciting at first, then it ends in disaster.>>

Tre fell silent while Billie and I were rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. Meanwhile, Ashley had put her gloves on.

<<Let’s see what’s in the waste bin.>> She took out various papers and food wrappings. <<You eat a lot. I bet you’re chubby. Just like me!>> she smiled.

<<Eww! Oh my God! I’m not even gonna get that thing out, I don’t even wanna look at it. Gross.>> She turned her head away, and the camera zoomed into the wastebin, showing a used condom.

<<Tre, you’re out of the game, already.>> I said.

<<Let’s move to the wardrobe.>> She got up.

<<Hey,>> said Tre, <<she’s gonna see the pink bunny costume, she’ll recognize us!>>

Just then, the same male voice from before spoke over Ashley’s: <<As a precaution, photographs and any other thing that could lead to your identities have been removed from your rooms.>>

Sure enough, there was no pink bunny costume in Tre’s wardrobe.

<<They stole my costume>> he shrieked. I rolled my eyes.

Ashley took a bright green t-shirt and held it in front of her.

<<I like this.>> She held it in front of herself. <<And it confirms my theory, you are chubby.>>

Cute, I thought.

<<And what is this?>> she asked in disbelief. She was holding a red bra.

<<What’s this doing in here? Are you some kind of drag queen…>>

I laughed. <<You should see him,>> Billie said to the screen, <<He has really nice legs.>>

<<Let’s look in the bedside table.>> She put the bra away and opened the first drawer.

<<Oh my God…>> she took out Tre’s drumsticks. <<You’re a drummer! I love it! Hope you look like Tre Cool from Green Day, you’d be my hero!>>

We all smiled. <<She’s gonna be so surprised when she sees it’s actually us.>> Billie Joe said. We watched as Ashley walked out the room, closing the door behind her. Pictures and images of other things she found flashed before our eyes, while she spoke her thoughts.

<<Well, I really like room No. 1. I don’t like the fact that there are no books, what does the guy do in his free time? I appreciate that the room wasn’t too messy, but that used condom… made me shiver.>>

Her face appeared on screen again.

<<Well, let’s go and see room no. 2!>>

Tre sat back in his seat, relieved it was all over. For him.

It’s me and Billie Joe, now.