Don't Blame Me for Being Me

The same day.
Due to Jon and Spence nobody except them had hangover. That’s why today’s the time for a bath-house. What’s bath-house? Well, I think it’s like sauna but you can wash there (in my view you can’t do it in sauna. Am I right?).
So I have the bath-house in my yard (it’s real a small house divided into two halves. One’s for undressing, another one is for washing) and the first half of day I was preparing it with the help of boys. I explained them how to use it. our smart boys understood everything. But Dasha and me decided to go to wash there first. So when the bath-house was ready we took our clothes to change then, shampoos, soaps, towels and different creams. We gathered and said boys to be in house and give us to rest. We suggested them to watch TV, clean the living room at lest or do something useful at all. We asked them not to bother us, not to knock and grunt into a door of the bath-house. So Dasha and me eventually went to get enjoyment.
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When Dasha and me, rosy and red-faced, with wet hairs wrapping into towels, returned to the house boys were sitting on the couch and watching TV trying to understand Belarusian speech of President of our country. They had a rather sheepish looks. We came into greeting them loudly to pay their attention to us.
“Shhh”, they asked for silence and stared at a screen again.
Dasha came up and changed a channel turning on MTV (Russian). Boys began hissing us and got enormously upset. I took a seat between Bren and Spence. Dasha crashed on Ryan’s lap talking to him smth.
“You all wanted to learn Belarusian?” I asked tapping on boys’ shoulders.
They smiled.
“It was really interesting”, Bren whined.
“But we didn’t understand anything”, Jon said honestly.
“I got it was somebody like president who was speaking”, Spence said.
“Spence, you’re so smart!” Dasha exclaimed.
We laughed.
“I think you have to gather and go to the bath-house”, I stated.
I got up and walked to the bedroom calling Bren to follow. We got into there and I began giving him instructions once again.
“Don’t touch a stove, don’t take anything there except what you need for washing. Got it?” I said.
“Yes”, he yelled.
“So, there are some towels”, I said giving him them.
“We need four ones”, he stated.
“Aww, my clever boy”, I said ironically.
We went out to the others.
“Dasha and me will check you, boys”, I said to all of them. “if you heard two knocks it will be me and you, Bren, will have to come out to me. Am I clear yet?” I asked.
They nodded.
“So Dasha will knock three times for Ross. Try not to mix up”, I added.
“You will knock two times. I remembered and I’ll come out”, Jon joked.
“WAIT!” Bren said.
“So are you ready? Did you take your clothes to change?” I asked.
They went to take it and returned to Dasha and me.
“Don’t fear, boys. The bath-house isn’t terrible and painful”, Dasha cheered them.
They laughed and went. I saw them off to the porch.
“You direct us as if we go to a war”, Jon joked.
“It’s almost true. I’m afraid”, I said.
“For us?” Ryan asked.
“For my bath-house!” I replied and closed the door behind them.
I made my way to the lounge. There were so much dirty plates on the table! Dasha and me just brought them at the kitchen and piled them into a wash-bowl. Then we crashed on the couch and stared at TV. There was a video of MCR. We watched. Then I suggested to check boys. We went to the yard.
“Who will knock?” I asked smiling.
“Me, may be”, Dasha said.
“Ok, I wait here”, I stayed not far from the bath-house. “Three times, Dash! Don’t mix up!” I joked when she was in a doorway.
“I’ll knock 5 times, let all of them run out”, she yelled.
I laughed. After some minutes she returned.
“So?” I asked.
“Ross said they all are alive”, she replied.
We came back into the house and watched TV again. As I could remember I’d promised to Jon to invite a girl for him. So I dialed to my ex-classmate Olya. She lives here and can come. She studies medicine and others, so she’s a nurse. I called her, we talked for a while and she promised to come.
After a half of an hour, I got up.
“I’ll go to check them”, I said.
“Yep”, Dasha nodded.
I made my way at the yard and the bath-house. I got into it, knocked two times and stepped back waiting for Bren. He came out.
“Oh, my… fuck, Bren. I won’t expect for you coming back”, I gasped.
He was damn sexy. He had a towel on his thighs, he was wet, he was gorgeous.
“Why?” he asked stepping closer.
“’Cause it’s forbidden to look so sexy!” I said putting my arms around his neck.
“I’m sexy?” he smirked.
“Yeah, I can’t get why. After bath-house!” I said ironically.
“I don’t know myself”, he chuckled.
“Tell Jon to wash at best. I invited a girl for him”, I said.
“Ok. But he used all soap and without it”, Bren joked (perhaps). I laughed.
“How are all there? Alive?” I asked.
“Fine. Resting”, he replied and began kissing my neck.
“Bren, are you crazy?” I yelled. I must confess my neck is my most sensitive spot. “We can’t make out right here but you’re making me want it. It’s cruel”, I said and felt his smile on my skin. “And it’s not funny”, I added.
“Why?” he whimpered.
I pushed him away and stepped back.
“Say my hello to the boys. I’ll go”, I said wiping my neck.
“You’ll go?” he repeated.
“Sure. And I’ll occupy myself by smth useful to shake dirty and lusty thoughts about us out of my head”.
We laughed and I eventually went out. I made my way to the house. Dasha was speaking with somebody over her mobile. I got into the kitchen and began washing up the plates, caps and pans imagining Bren with and without that towel. As more realistic those pictures were as harder I was rubbing a plate. The plates were glittering. Then I came back into the lounge and told Dasha all of those feelings. We laughed at it for a while. Then she said she’d invited a girl, her ex-classmate. Her name is Olia. I know her. We met formerly. So that girl was meant for Spence. And Dasha said she would stay in the bath with Ryan once again. Just she and him, doing smth intimate (yeah, it’s one more application for my bath-house…).
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So boys came home eventually. Dasha even didn’t give Ryan any rest and pulled him out with herself. I swung my arms waiting for Bren would be in them. He crashed on the couch next to me smirking and asking “how you feel?” I didn’t reply but giggling. Boys were sitting near on chairs.
“Boys, you’re alive? This entertainment made you tired, may be?” I asked.
“We’re alright”, Jon said.
“But I won’t bear one more time”, Spence whined.
“It’s because of your hangover”, I said. “You know, boys, we’ll have a bender tonight”, I exclaimed.
“I won’t bear one more time”, Spence said it again.
We laughed.
“Where’s Ryan?” Jon asked.
“Don’t worry, boys. He’s in good and tender arms of his girlfriend. They’re in the bath-house”, I explained.
“Ry goes crazy. How will he stand another time there?” Bren groaned.
Boys shaked their heads with understanding. I laughed.
“Spence, I know a secret small hole there. Let’s watch them”, I joked.
We laughed.
“It’d be interesting”, Jon said smiling.
“But there’s nothing more interesting than your video, boys”, I said.
Spence got up in a sign of offensive and was about to go out.
“I wanna drink”, Bren mumbled.
“Spence, bring us something to drink”, we asked him.
“I’m not a waiter”, he snapped.
But we finally get him out to the kitchen for the drinks. Bren was sitting next to me and blankly staring at a ceiling. Jon was in a chair establishing himself comfortably.
“What’s about my girl you invited?” Jon asked.
I smiled.
“Let’s expect for Spence. I have information for him too”, I said.
So Spence brought us some bottles of beer.
“Spence”, I began. “Dasha invited a girl for you. A blonde, nice girl, winner of many beauty contests.”
“Cool”, Spence said.
“You’re lucky, boy! Seize the moment. Don’t miss it”, Bren joked.
“What’s about my girl?” Jon asked.
“She’s also a blonde. Boys, you can laugh, but our girls have almost the same names. Really”, I smiled. “Jon, your girl’s a nurse. Do you like to play a hospital game? You’re patient, she’s a doctor”, I gave him a mischief smile. Oh, he understood me.
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Then Dasha and Ryan returned. Boys crowded him asking about his “second time”. Dasha and me ignored them and went to the kitchen to cook sumthin’ for The Bender. I guess Ross was talking boys about his feelings and other very emotionally. Because I got many reproaches from my boyfriend concerning why I hadn’t suggested him such spending time together. This was bothering him the whole that day, really.
So girls came almost together though they live in different sides and places. Girls were dressed very cool, too enough for our jerks (I’m kidding!). So Dasha and me introduced girls. Spence defined his Olia from the door, from her entering. We all sat at a table which was before now ready. Jon and Spence cared about their girls like gentlemen. We filled our glasses and the evening started!
Dasha and me tried not to meddle in guys’ conversations but we wanted to so hard. We wanted to grab girls to ourselves and begin talking about everything ‘cause we haven’t seen each other very long time!
Dasha make the round of us sitting and standing to drink “Bruderschaft” with each of us. We all were smeared with her lipstick. I took a seat next to Ryan to find out details about his being in the bath-house, to ask about his beautiful boxers (may be you left them there for me, Ross), about his vision of the bath for the second time (something changed?). So we were sitting and laughing. An almost drunken Brendon constantly wanted to show his adorable and sexy boxers (when did he has a time to get so much drunken?!). But those who wanted to see them were not much. Nobody, if to be honestly. So he took a seat somewhere in the corner. Then he found Dasha and they were talking much and long about something serious.
Evening was going good. Everybody has a company and no time to get bored. We drank not less than usual. Ryan’s health was my real interest in that evening ‘cause two times in my bath-house couldn’t pass with no traces. Then Dasha came up and I walk to my bf. He was sticking to Olia. She was completely not against not getting where and whose boyfriend here. So I came up grabbing my bf. After my explanation who’s the owner both this house and this boy she paid more attention to Spence who was sitting near. I pulled out Bren to the kitchen for some punishment. I pushed him to a wall and began kissing him as passionately as I could. “So you need someone else? You have a lack of something?” I asked. Despite his drunken state he got me and liked the way I was acting. We were about to make out right there. Then Spence run up to us and requested a particular room or something for him and Olia. I showed at a stove (yeah, it has a place for lying or sleeping on top of it). He didn’t believe me right then. But when I gave him a mattress and said how to crawl and to behave with a girl there, he understood I wasn’t kidding. So he and Olia moved there. I was pulling Bren outta there for a long time. He was outraged by that I didn’t suggest him such amusement. As soon as I dragged him far from the stove Dasha came to make sure Spence and Olia established themselves well. Olia called Dasha to them. Dasha began crawling up but Ross was pulling her down and Spence was pushing her back.
A new problem was lying ahead. Walker wanted to see his Olya off. He was trying to prove us that he knew every corner and every dog in the village. So, it was easier to ask Olya to have a night at our house.
Dasha and Ryan fell asleep at a couch in the living room and with no problems.
It was hard to make Bren calm down. That’s why his drunken laugh and bawdy songs were heard around the house for a long time…