Viper Returns to Hogwarts

When we got back to Hogwarts, Draco immediately noticed my drained face. “Draco, remind me to never spend time with your father in the future.” I said robot-like as I kept walking. Tiffany and Carmen couldn’t help but giggle behind me.

“Why not?” The boyfriend demanded and I sighed. “Because he caught us in Diagon Alley and wouldn’t leave me alone because he wanted to know more about ‘your girlfriend’!” I groaned and Draco couldn’t help but laugh.

“You’ll just have to get used-” Someone clearing their throat interrupted him and we turned to see the blonde duo of Bailey and Anastasia. “Bitch!” Bailey called out and I grinned. “It’s THE Bitch to you, lowlife. Now what do you want?” I asked, eyebrow raised.

“I want you to remember that I will have my revenge on you. Just you wait.” She smirked and Anastasia let out a hollow laugh behind her. I rolled my eyes and sneered, “Oh, a fifth year is supposed to scare me…?”

Taking a step forward – like she was going to punch me – Bailey sneered, “You’ll see bitch.” I moved in closer, cracking my knuckles. “Oh, ‘I’ll see’?”I mocked and Bailey backed down, stepping back to Anastasia.

“Maybe you can see exactly what I did to your brother. THEN will I see?” I whispered to them with my eyes changing to gold. The blonde Hufflepuff flinched whilst Bailey shivered.

“You stupid bitch. You play off like you’re perfect, like you’re innocent-” She began but I couldn’t control my laughter. “Honey, you’re the stupid bitch. I know I’m NOT perfect and I sure as hell ain’t innocent. Get over yourself.” Not able to control myself, I quickly stepped over to them and punched them to the ground at the same time. They scrambled to their feet and ran away.

I turned back to Tiffany, Carmen, and Draco with a victory smirk. “Why don’t we follow them?” I suggested and Draco shook his head. “Meeting Crabbe and Goyle. Can’t.” He put a hand up as a sign of ‘good bye’ and left. I dramatically sighed. “YOU’RE A NO-FUN LOSER!” I yelled childishly and when he turned back around I stuck my tongue out at him.

“Now let’s go wreak some havoc!” Carmen squealed, linking our arms together. The three of us followed the two blondes to the Great Hall where people were scattered around, hanging out.

To be honest, spying on them wasn’t the most fun thing. After they hugged their fifth year friends, they skipped down to the hospital wing to see Potter. We couldn’t help but giggle at Harry’s deformed leg still resting in the cast.

Bailey wished him luck and they skipped off again. This time, they sat down in front of one of the grand windows. Being bored, we decided to take out our wands and draw things on the window next to them. We laid out an elaborate portrait of the two – which was merely stick figures with horrendous thighs and middles – and we even bought some of Fred’s chocolates and had James hand them some.

Bailey was the one that chowed down and got the boils, whilst Anastasia panicked and tried to rid the warts using magic. That, however, only made it worse…but better for our amusement. Tiffany conjured up a frog which spoke to Anastasia. ”I am the Frog Prince. Kiss me and my handsome wizard form will appear and I will whisk you away to my castle!”

With a huge grin, she kissed him. The frog turned into Colin Creevey, a short blonde Gryffindor boy. He had a huge smile on his face as he kissed Anastasia again – who, in turn, shoved him away – and she broke out into boils as well.

She pushed Colin away and they cried together about their boils. After they dried their eyes out, they sat and just talked about stupid stuff. Like how the exams were coming up, us – which made us smirk – and how we were bitches, Bailey talked about Cedric and how he hasn’t talked to her since the dance, and Anastasia talked about-

“Evan!” She squealed, jumping up from her seat. Evan – who walked with Jet – looked around in panic. I pitied the poor guy. “Um…” He hid behind Jet, who heartily laughed. Whilst the blondes had their backs to us – and held Evan’s attention – we peeked out from our hiding spot to wave at Jet. He shook his head, turning his attention back to Evan.

We began to sneak up behind them whilst Anastasia began to sweet talk Evan. She ran her hands along his flat stomach, arms, and back. He looked extremely uncomfortable and I heard Tiffany fucking growl beside me.

“Oh, when I get my hands on that bitch I’ma fucking kill her…” Carmen and I had to restrain her from attacking Anastasia from behind. Suddenly, Anastasia had one hand on the front of Evan’s pants and the other yanking his tie, forcing him towards her.

That’s when Tiffany snapped. Carmen and I happily let her go and she tackled Anastasia from behind. “BITCH!” She screamed, punching Anastasia square in the jaw. Anastasia slid backwards, blood dribbling on her chin and tears flowing down her cheek.

“What was that for?” She squeaked innocently, to please the curious bystanders. “FOR TRYING TO SNOG WITH MY BOYFRIEND, THAT’S WHAT!” She snapped and Anastasia growled and tried to get up but Tiffany kicked her back down, and then stomped on her knee.

“AH! YOU FUCKING SHATTERED IT!” Paying no attention to her wails, Tiffany hauled Anastasia back up by her hair and punched her in her face more times than anyone could count. Throwing her back down, Anastasia sported a broken nose that wasn’t just broken…it was twisted, hitting her right cheek, and blood gushed from her nostrils. She whimpered as bruises were forming rapidly and Tiffany turned from her, grabbing Evan’s arm.

“Let’s go,” She hissed, not wanting to look back at Anastasia. As everyone dispersed, Carmen and I were laughing and dancing around the deformed Anastasia and sobbing Bailey. As we heard footsteps, we scattered to where Jet was.

“This…means…war…” I heard Anastasia hiss to us as Professor McGonagall carried her away to the hospital wing.