Gerard: The Explorer

Episode 3: Smashing Pumpkins Concert

Dora: Next is the--

Gerard: The t-t-teenies.

Boots: Your scared of teenies.

Gerard: Yes very…I shudder at the thought of them.

Boots: You are such a sissy.

Gerard; What the fuck ever Boots.

Teenie 1: OMG!!11 YOU’RE GERARD WAY!1

Teenie 2: GERARD WAY, WHERE?

Gerard: Oh my god, they are coming over here with their bad grammar and chat speak!

Teenie 3: OMGZ!!!11 IT'S GERALD WAYSSSSSSSSSSS.

Gerard: Gerard Way.

Teenie 4: OMG!!!11 I WANT TO RAPE YOU

Gerard: Stop it! Your not supposed to do that with my pants...AHhh!!! Some one help me. I'm getting over run by teenies.

Teenie 1: KISS ME KISS ME!1

Gerard: Hell no.

Teenie 1: WHY NOT?

Gerard: Because Boots thinks your ugly.

Boots: Motherfucker Don't put words in my mouth!

Gerard: Whatever Boots. Gah I'm glad my pants are back on again.

Dora: Yeah..I'm glad too.

Gerard: Fuck you.

Dora: Fuck you.

Gerard: Up yours

Dora: And around the corner...yeah I know. Sometimes I think it should have been Mikey: The Explorer instead of Gerard: The Explorer...we have the wrong way.

Gerard: It's Gerard: The Explorer bitch. Don't you forget that.

Dora: So obscene.

Gerard: Whatever Dora.

Dora: Yeah whatever back bitch.

Boots: Um Commercial break here.
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During the Commercial:

Teenie 1: OMG1 he was so into me...it was like a connection.

Gerard: No we didn't.

Teenie 1: Yes we did!

Gerard: No...we didn't.

Teenie 1: I SAID YES WE DID

Gerard: Um...I'll say yes we did because I'm kinda scared of you,..