Gerard: The Explorer
Episode 3: Smashing Pumpkins Concert.
Dora: Today we are finding--
Gerard: Fuck her, today we are finding a Smashing Pumpkins concert. Dora is getting on my motherfucking nerves.
Dora: Up your nose with a rubber fucking hose.
Gerard: Rubber doesn’t fuck hoses.
Dora: Well I say fuck you!
Gerard: Whatever Dora.
Boots: Okay….
Map: The “Map” doesn’t know where the Smashing Pumpkins concert is.
Gerard: Don’t worry Billy Corgan is here to assist us.
Map: Oh great is he going to tell me how to do my job to.
Billy: No…I was just going to tell you how to get to my concert. First you go through the traffic, then you go through a lot of teenies--
Gerard: Teenies…Are you sure…?
Billy: I’m sorry Gerard it’s the only way.
Gerard: Damnit, I guess I have to take it like a man.
Boots: Um, Man aren’t you a woman..?
Gerard: No! I am a man…I have a you know…
Boots: Oh you should just really get surgery you know you already dress in drag sometimes…just get a sex change already…
Gerard: Fuck you Bitch.
Boots: Bitch don’t get on my monkey side.
Billy: Anyway, you go through the traffic, through the crowd of teenies, and that’s how you get to the concert. So Traffic, Teenies, Concert, Traffic, Teenies, Concert…
Gerard: He’s Billy Corgan, He’s Billy Corgan, He’s Billy Corgan….
Dora: No one wants to hear you fucking sing.
Map: You tell him Dora.
Teenager: Actually people do want to hear him sing.
Dora: Shut the hell up and Baby-sit and stop talking to me…
Teenager: Fuck you.
(Commercial Break Here)
What happened during the commercial:
Dora: Fuck you!
Teenager: Stop copying me dumbass get your own insult.
Dora: I can’t stand you.
Teenager and Gerard: Ooooh We’re scared!
Gerard: Fuck her, today we are finding a Smashing Pumpkins concert. Dora is getting on my motherfucking nerves.
Dora: Up your nose with a rubber fucking hose.
Gerard: Rubber doesn’t fuck hoses.
Dora: Well I say fuck you!
Gerard: Whatever Dora.
Boots: Okay….
Map: The “Map” doesn’t know where the Smashing Pumpkins concert is.
Gerard: Don’t worry Billy Corgan is here to assist us.
Map: Oh great is he going to tell me how to do my job to.
Billy: No…I was just going to tell you how to get to my concert. First you go through the traffic, then you go through a lot of teenies--
Gerard: Teenies…Are you sure…?
Billy: I’m sorry Gerard it’s the only way.
Gerard: Damnit, I guess I have to take it like a man.
Boots: Um, Man aren’t you a woman..?
Gerard: No! I am a man…I have a you know…
Boots: Oh you should just really get surgery you know you already dress in drag sometimes…just get a sex change already…
Gerard: Fuck you Bitch.
Boots: Bitch don’t get on my monkey side.
Billy: Anyway, you go through the traffic, through the crowd of teenies, and that’s how you get to the concert. So Traffic, Teenies, Concert, Traffic, Teenies, Concert…
Gerard: He’s Billy Corgan, He’s Billy Corgan, He’s Billy Corgan….
Dora: No one wants to hear you fucking sing.
Map: You tell him Dora.
Teenager: Actually people do want to hear him sing.
Dora: Shut the hell up and Baby-sit and stop talking to me…
Teenager: Fuck you.
(Commercial Break Here)
What happened during the commercial:
Dora: Fuck you!
Teenager: Stop copying me dumbass get your own insult.
Dora: I can’t stand you.
Teenager and Gerard: Ooooh We’re scared!