Curry, Togas and Green Fingers

Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream, rewritten.

Characters were swapped like so:

Original ------ My version
Demetrius (m) – Demi (f)
Helena (f) – Len (m)
Hermia (f) – Hermes (m)
Lysander (m) – Lisa (f)
Puck – Chuck and Pia (twins m & f respectively)
Titania, Oberon and Nick kept the same.

But it should hopefully be easy enough to read without knowing that!