I'll Be the Sweetest Poison You've Ever Tasted

"LIAR!!" I snarled gripping Samuel's face tightly.

"Daniel Maloore sent me to get you and bring you to his storage unit to be disposed of!"

"That's impossible, I killed him myself!" I snarled gripping the lapels of his jacket and pulling him closer to my face.

"N-no you didn't! He got away!" The Thin man was making little desperate noises and his eyes were the size of saucers.

"Fine, then where is he!"

"I can't tell you that." He whimpered flinching away from my furious expression.

I giggled hysterically my good mood suddenly being replaced with fury, "No see, you CAN tell us where he is you just WON'T!"

"So how bout I give you a nice smile to match his, hmm?" I continued placing the blade at the corner of his mouth nodding towards the Joker who was currently leaning against the wall with a wide grin. He seemed very pleased with the fact that I was using his signature.

"I can't tell you," He whined begging my with his eyes to show mercy. Unfortunately for him showing mercy wasn't something I believed in.

"Then lets begin!" I smiled slowly dragging the serrated edge of my knife through the flesh of his cheek curving it up into a smile that ended just below his cheekbone. blood poured from the open wound and he screamed only widening the cuts.

I started in on the other cheek but paused momentarily, "Is he married?" my blood boiling at the idea.

He nodded his head quickly and whimpered as I began to cut again, taking my new found fury out on the assassin. When the Glasgow smile was complete I straightened my back and stretched like a cat. Samuel was still breathing, and still whimpering pitifully. The noise soon began to grate on my last nerve. I made a noise of disdain and killed him with a quick slash of the throat.

"He was useless," I said unlocking the handcuffs he was being held in and pushed him onto the floor roughly straddling the dead body. I cut through the cotton shirt he wore and began to carve into his back harshly.

"Catch me if you can motherfucker," I whispered leaving the body on the floor and calling the cops. The Joker and I stayed in the abandoned factory for about fifteen more minutes so the clown could gather his more important items before taking off passing at least seven police cars on the way.

What are you going to do dearest?

"What am I going to do..." I echoed her numbly.

He found you, now how are you going to take care of it?

"He re-married," I murmured.

Yes, I heard but you haven't answered my question Poison was beginning to get irritated

"I'm going to kill every single one of his friends and let him know I'm coming for him next." The fire in my voice was tangible and the Joker was staring at me.

"So...uhhh, who is this Daniel Maloore?" He asked when we reached the large abandoned hospital that would now be the Jokers home as well as my own.

"A man from a past I'd rather forget," I answered cryptically.

He made a small 'hmph' sound before following me inside looking rather irritated. I stepped into my home and looked around for the tall slender women with blond hair and far too much makeup.

"Bambi! Be a doll and look someone up for me: Daniel Maloore. I want his name, his job, his schedule, I wanna know what time this man wakes up and when he fucks his wife, I want EVERYTHING about him, got it?" I demanded looking at her expectantly.

She nodded her head lightly but frowned placing her pate of what looked like corned beef down on a side table rushing away towards the computer room muttering darkly. "It's your right, and your ability to be my perfect enemy..." I sung lowly staring after her with a suspicious look.

She won't last long here, and you know it..

"Shush Poison, she's the best hacker I've seen in Gotham since..what was her name..Janice? Jackie...? Jillian..? Well since that chick." I snapped turning towards the Joker.

You'll be staying here for as long as you like, you don't have to follow me around either, do what ever it is you do in your spare time as long as you don't harm my women," I informed him pushing past him briskly and walking into my bedroom and locking the door.

I squeezed my eyes shut and futilely tried to block out the images that bombarded my senses.

"COME HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!"

"Yeahh, that's right, be a good girl for daddy..ohh..!"

I hissed dangerously and opened my eyes pacing my room erratically.

"He's gonna die, I'm going to kill him once and for all, there won't be a single sliver of him left to pollute the world!!!" I hissed to myself hysterically.

If there was one thing I knew it was that Daniel Maloore was going to die a horrible, painful, death and I was going to be the one to kill him.