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I'll Be the Sweetest Poison You've Ever Tasted

Lilium is just your everyday woman.

She works.
She plays.
she sleeps.
she eats.
She laughs.

The only difference is that:

she works with scummy criminals.
she plays with people's lives.
she sleeps when her body can't carry her.
She eats after her body can't handle the pain.
She laughs when she blows up buildings.

okay, maybe 'the everyday women' doesn't really describe her well...

but she sure caught the Jokers attention...

Disclaimer: I do not own the Joker or Batman nor do I gain any profit by making this. but I do own the plot and Poison/Lilium and all other made up characters. Steal them and I promise a horde of hungry zombies will eat you while you sleep. I've got connections

Lilium/Posion
  1. Sell your soul
    "How did it come to this? How did I know it was you?"
  2. Six feet under the stars
    "Time to lay claim to the evidence, finger prints sold me out.."
  3. Love Me Dead
    "Kill me romantically, fill my soul with vomit then ask me for a piece of gum!"
  4. To The End
    "He's always choking on the stench and the fumes.."
  5. The Joker
    "I'm a Joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker..."
  6. Brick By Boring Brick
    "She lives in a fairy tale, somewhere too far for us to find.."
  7. Get Out Alive
    "If I stay it won't be long till I'm burning on the inside, if I go I can only hope that I'll make it to the other side"
  8. Kiss With A Fist
    "You hit me once I hit you back, you gave a kick I gave a slap.."
  9. All I want for Christmas is you
    "Make my wish come true. baby all I want for Christmas is you,"
  10. Take This To Heart
    "Because I'm coming home, Coming home tonight Let's get this right"
  11. Gasoline
    "Cross me once and you'll see, I'm like a match in gasoline,"
  12. I Forgive You
    "I forgive you for the truth, I liked you better when you lied. And I forgive you for being you, cause you were better when you faked every smile."
  13. Natural Born Killer
    "Can't bribe me with money Can't shower me with shame Another killer from a broken home Until you covered me with manic fame ."
  14. Liar
    "I want to win your trust, your faith, your heart You'll never be deceived Liar, liar, liar, liar..."
  15. My Apocalypse
    "There's a man with an Ax standing in the rain, he looked me straight in the eye and this is what he had to say: never fall asleep you won't wake up,"
  16. Nightmare
    "You should have known the price of evil, and it hurts to know that you belong here, oh it's your ***ing nightmare."
  17. Family Tradition
    "My father taught me first hand how to be set free Give up and runaway I wish I could drain out his half of blood in me But i'd still have his face"
  18. Passive
    "It's your right, and your ablity to become my perfect enemy"
  19. Grace Kelly
    "Gotta be mean, gotta be green, gotta be everything more..."
  20. Eternally Missed
    "I just don't care if it's real, that won't change how it feels.."
  21. Dead Memories
    "Dead visions in your name, dead fingers in my veins, dead memories in my heart,"
  22. Pretty When You Cry
    "I didn't want to hurt you baby, but you're pretty whey you cry"