Kill All My Friends
Chapter 21
A few days later...
In the kitchen at Castle Bam...
"Bam... I have just about had it with you!!!" Phil screamed as he whacked Bam around the head with a newspaper.
"What the f**k have I done now?" Bam asked rubbing his head.
"You know what you've done!!!" Phil yelled as his face turned bright red.
"Uhhh... no!" Bam yelled back.
Just then Mandy and Kat walked in.
"What the f**ks going on!?" Kat shouted.
"This idiot I call a son has destroyed another one of Vito's cars!" Phil yelled.
"Ohhhh... yeah... ummm... about that..." Kat started.
"Do you know anything about it!?" Phil questioned.
"Argh... okay, okay we are right next to you, ya know... there’s no need to shout!" Mandy screamed over every one else’s ranting and raving.
"Well do you!?" Phil asked.
Mandy looked at Bam, Bam started waving his arms around trying to tell her not to say anything.
"Nope..." Mandy laughed.
"Urgh... I don't care who did it... I know one of you did... just sort it out with Vito!!!" Phil yelled.
"Damn!!!" Bam shouted as he stood up and kicked the table, "F**K!"
"I told you it wouldn't be a good idea." Kat said as she sorted herself a bowl of cereal.
Linde and Ville walked into the kitchen.
"Ahhhh guys... go find the Raab and Dunn will ya?" Bam asked.
"Yeah sure..." Linde replied.
"Why?" Ville asked as he walked over to Mandy and kissed her.
"Because..." Bam replied.
Linde walked over to the table, picked up a spoon and started eating Kat's cereal.
"Hey... mine..." Kat said.
Linde grinned.
"Ewwwwww... cereal face..." Kat laughed.
Linde swallowed the cereal and kissed her, "Morning sunshine..."
Kat smiled and returned his kiss.
"Guys... go, go, go!!!" Bam yelled as he pushed Ville and Linde out of the kitchen.
"Right I'll go phone Vito..." Bam said.
"Well what are you going to say to him?" Kat asked.
"I'm challenging him to a mini golf course tournament..." Bam said grinning.
20 minutes later...
Outside in the back garden...
Bam and Dunn were in a cherry picker about 40 ft off the ground.
Raab was on the ground with a huge bag of white powder mapping out the golf course.
"Raab you f**king idiot... draw a 1 there!!!" Bam yelled into the loud speaker.
Raab opened the bag and tried his hardest to draw a 1.
"Raab that is the lousiest f**king 1 I’ve ever seen!!!" Bam shouted.
"I'm trying the best I can... I don't see you two tards down here helping!!!" Raab yelled.
"Now walk this way and draw a 2!!!" Bam shouted back.
Raab started walking.
"Stop!!!" Dunn shouted.
Bam grabbed the loud speaker, "Go!!!"
"Stop!!!" Dunn shouted grabbing it back.
"Stop!!!" Bam yelled.
"Now come right underneath us!" Dunn said.
Raab walked under the cherry picker.
"Hey should I throw this at him?" Bam asked Dunn as he took off his shoe.
"No man... you wouldn't be a very good friend." Dunn replied laughing.
Bam held out his shoe and let it fall on Raab’s head.
"Hey!!!" Raab yelled, "Urgh that’s it... you can do your own f**king golf course!!!". He then started to walk off.
"Hey where are you going!?" Bam asked.
"I've had it with you two f**ks!!!" Raab said as he turned around. He then grabbed the key from the cherry picker, "Look what I’ve got!!!" he shouted waving the key at them.
"Hey no dude... that’s not funny!" Bam shouted.
"Ohhhh... okay... I'll throw it up to you!" Raab shouted as he threw the key into the woods.
"Shit dude... that seriously didn't land anywhere near us!!!" Dunn yelled.
Raab walked off and threw the bag of white powder on the ground.
A few hours later…
“What the f**k are we gonna do!?” Dunn asked.
“We could always rock this thing so it falls over…” Bam said.
“Yeah… that’s a good way to spend the rest of the day… dead!” Dunn said.
2 hours later…
“Hey guys what’s up?” A construction worker called to them.
“Raab threw the f**king keys in the woods!!!” Bam yelled at him
“You don’t need the keys to operate it… there should be a red button up there to push that will start the thing up!!!” the guy called back.
“Why didn’t you tell me!?” Bam shouted at Dunn.
“How the f**k was I supposed to know!?” Dunn yelled back.
A few minutes later…
Bam and Dunn managed to get the basket back onto the ground.
The construction worker had walked away laughing his head off.
“Right… I think its time we paid Raab back for leaving us up there for four and a half f**king hours!!!” Bam yelled.
In the kitchen at Castle Bam...
"Bam... I have just about had it with you!!!" Phil screamed as he whacked Bam around the head with a newspaper.
"What the f**k have I done now?" Bam asked rubbing his head.
"You know what you've done!!!" Phil yelled as his face turned bright red.
"Uhhh... no!" Bam yelled back.
Just then Mandy and Kat walked in.
"What the f**ks going on!?" Kat shouted.
"This idiot I call a son has destroyed another one of Vito's cars!" Phil yelled.
"Ohhhh... yeah... ummm... about that..." Kat started.
"Do you know anything about it!?" Phil questioned.
"Argh... okay, okay we are right next to you, ya know... there’s no need to shout!" Mandy screamed over every one else’s ranting and raving.
"Well do you!?" Phil asked.
Mandy looked at Bam, Bam started waving his arms around trying to tell her not to say anything.
"Nope..." Mandy laughed.
"Urgh... I don't care who did it... I know one of you did... just sort it out with Vito!!!" Phil yelled.
"Damn!!!" Bam shouted as he stood up and kicked the table, "F**K!"
"I told you it wouldn't be a good idea." Kat said as she sorted herself a bowl of cereal.
Linde and Ville walked into the kitchen.
"Ahhhh guys... go find the Raab and Dunn will ya?" Bam asked.
"Yeah sure..." Linde replied.
"Why?" Ville asked as he walked over to Mandy and kissed her.
"Because..." Bam replied.
Linde walked over to the table, picked up a spoon and started eating Kat's cereal.
"Hey... mine..." Kat said.
Linde grinned.
"Ewwwwww... cereal face..." Kat laughed.
Linde swallowed the cereal and kissed her, "Morning sunshine..."
Kat smiled and returned his kiss.
"Guys... go, go, go!!!" Bam yelled as he pushed Ville and Linde out of the kitchen.
"Right I'll go phone Vito..." Bam said.
"Well what are you going to say to him?" Kat asked.
"I'm challenging him to a mini golf course tournament..." Bam said grinning.
20 minutes later...
Outside in the back garden...
Bam and Dunn were in a cherry picker about 40 ft off the ground.
Raab was on the ground with a huge bag of white powder mapping out the golf course.
"Raab you f**king idiot... draw a 1 there!!!" Bam yelled into the loud speaker.
Raab opened the bag and tried his hardest to draw a 1.
"Raab that is the lousiest f**king 1 I’ve ever seen!!!" Bam shouted.
"I'm trying the best I can... I don't see you two tards down here helping!!!" Raab yelled.
"Now walk this way and draw a 2!!!" Bam shouted back.
Raab started walking.
"Stop!!!" Dunn shouted.
Bam grabbed the loud speaker, "Go!!!"
"Stop!!!" Dunn shouted grabbing it back.
"Stop!!!" Bam yelled.
"Now come right underneath us!" Dunn said.
Raab walked under the cherry picker.
"Hey should I throw this at him?" Bam asked Dunn as he took off his shoe.
"No man... you wouldn't be a very good friend." Dunn replied laughing.
Bam held out his shoe and let it fall on Raab’s head.
"Hey!!!" Raab yelled, "Urgh that’s it... you can do your own f**king golf course!!!". He then started to walk off.
"Hey where are you going!?" Bam asked.
"I've had it with you two f**ks!!!" Raab said as he turned around. He then grabbed the key from the cherry picker, "Look what I’ve got!!!" he shouted waving the key at them.
"Hey no dude... that’s not funny!" Bam shouted.
"Ohhhh... okay... I'll throw it up to you!" Raab shouted as he threw the key into the woods.
"Shit dude... that seriously didn't land anywhere near us!!!" Dunn yelled.
Raab walked off and threw the bag of white powder on the ground.
A few hours later…
“What the f**k are we gonna do!?” Dunn asked.
“We could always rock this thing so it falls over…” Bam said.
“Yeah… that’s a good way to spend the rest of the day… dead!” Dunn said.
2 hours later…
“Hey guys what’s up?” A construction worker called to them.
“Raab threw the f**king keys in the woods!!!” Bam yelled at him
“You don’t need the keys to operate it… there should be a red button up there to push that will start the thing up!!!” the guy called back.
“Why didn’t you tell me!?” Bam shouted at Dunn.
“How the f**k was I supposed to know!?” Dunn yelled back.
A few minutes later…
Bam and Dunn managed to get the basket back onto the ground.
The construction worker had walked away laughing his head off.
“Right… I think its time we paid Raab back for leaving us up there for four and a half f**king hours!!!” Bam yelled.