Gay Guitarist

Seeing as I suck at talking about hospitals, I've decided to just skip that part altogether. So, I humbly present, HOSPITAL THOUGHTS! :D

THEO
Wow, I hate hospitals. They're like, the bane of my existence. Did I just say/think that? WOW, I'm smart. 1 point for the T-man! Theo: 1, the world: a billion. -sigh-

ABIGAIL
Well, this sucks. Parker must have bashed his head pretty hard on the ground. His head was gushing blood, and such. But the New Moon book tells me head wounds bleed a lot. Good ol' Bella Swan. How I hate her. -sigh-

THEO
I wish I had some custard.

AIDEN
Well, what a show. Come for the music, stay for the head smashin'! Nice logo. We should use that. "Reach, smashin' good times, since April '09!" Woo. I don't think Oliver would like that, though. He's too sensitive. Parker's fine. He will be, right? -sigh-

THEO
Mmmm... custard.

ABIGAIL
Ohh, Edward Cullen! <3

OLIVER
AWMYGAWDIKILLEDHIM!

THEO
Seriously, I want some damn custard! D<

ABIGAIL
Ohhh, Jacob Black <3

AIDEN
New defintion of headbanging.

OLIVER
OHMYGAWD

THEO
Do you think there's custard in the hospital cafe?

ABIGAIL
I think Theo's thinking of custard.

AIDEN
100% chance of Theo thinking of custard.

OLIVER
God Theo, nobody wants to see that bulge!

PARKER
Ow.