When MCR Meets Sanjaya Malakar...

Sanjaya took a seat on top of the huge rock and four of the five band members sat down in the sand. Gerard looked at the rock curiously, still standing up.

"OHMYGOD sit beside of me!" Sanjaya exclaimed, scooting over. Gerard gave Sanjaya a weird look.

"...I think I'll just stand..." Gerard mumbled.

"So, where are we?" Mikey asked, looking up at Sanjaya as if it were story time.

"OHMYGOD glad you askded, lil cutie!" Sanjaya said as he leaned forward and pinched Mikey's cheeks. Mikey quickly grabbed Sanjaya's hand and pushed it away. Sanjaya smiled like an idiot as if nothing had happened. "We are in Sedjedo Land. But we ish in a city called Sedjedoville."

"Sedjedo Land? Sedjedoville?" Ray questioned.

"Chya," Sanjaya coolly replied.

"I've never seen these places on a map!" Mikey exclaimed.

"That is because Sedjedo didn't want them to be, silly Mikey!" Sanjaya said, smacking Mikey upside the head.

"OW!" Mikey exclaimed in pain as he rubbed his forehead. "Why'd you do that?!"

"Because you're just too cutesie!" Sanjaya replied. He amorously looked at Gerard. "But not as cutesie as Gee-Gee." Sanjaya winked at Gerard and poor Gerard's eyes widened. He then took three big steps backward in an attempt to escape the Wrath of Sanjaya Malakar.

"How'd we get here?" Bob asked.

"I do not know. But I thinkie Sedjedo sended you to meh. Cuz I'm such a loverly soldier 'nd stuffie."

"What did we do to deserve this?!" Bob exclaimed, looking up at the sky.

"YOU MAKE AMAZING MOOSIC, THAT'S WHAT!" Sanjaya exclaimed very loudly. "You know what I thinkie? I thinkie y'all should throw a live concert here. OHMYGOD PLEASE?!"

"No!" Mikey exclaimed.

"But why?!"

"Cuz! I lurve your songs Helena, Thank You for the Venom, and Welcome to ze Buh-lack Puhhhradezie! AND OHMYGOD..." Sanjaya cleared his throat and sang: "TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING *BLEEP* OUTTA ME!!" He stopped singing off-key and giggled. "Teehee. Me ain't gon' curse, yo." He continued singing loudly and obnoxiously.

"AH! My ears are BLEEDING," Mikey exclaimed. Sanjaya stopped singing and stared solemnly at Mikey. His bottom lip began quivering, then he lost all control and began bawling. He fell onto the ground and began crying his eyes out, turning the sand into a quagmire-looking substance.

"WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Sanjaya cried. He rolled around in the sand and continued crying furiously.

"Apologize!" Ray exclaimed loudly enough to overpower Sanjaya's big mouth.

"Jeez! For such a tiny guy, you sure do have a big mouth!" Bob yelled, making Sanjaya cry even louder.

"APOLOGIZE!" Ray exclaimed, covering his ears.

"Oh, alright! I'm sorry!" Mikey exclaimed. Sanjaya politely got up and all his tears magically disappeared.

"It's okie, Mikeylicious," Sanjaya said in a clear voice as if nothing had happened. "Any more q-q-q-q-q-questions?" Sanjaya 'beat-boxed'.

"Yeah. How do we get back home?" Bob asked.

"I do not know."

"You don't?!" Mikey exclaimed.

"Well, yes I doozie, but I shall not tell you. Not yetzie."

"Why not?!" Mikey yelled.

"Because!! You just gotted here!!"

"UGH!" Mikey grunted. "I have had it with you!"

"Teehee," Sanjaya said as if he were proud. "I lurve you too, Mikeylicious."

"Are any of the other American Idol people here?" Bob asked out of curiosity.

"Not anymorezie," Sanjaya replied.

"Anymore?"

"YUP!"

"Who was here?"

"Blakie McLewis payed me a visit. A month ago. Cept I actually had to kidnap him. But he 'scaped. So ya... HE'S HAWT!"

"...you think he's 'hawt'? What the hell?!" Gerard exclaimed.

"Yup!"

"You're...gay?" Bob asked.

"OHMYGOD NOOOO!!!"

"Bi?" Bob asked.

"OHMYGOD NOOOO!!!"

"Well, you can't be straight!"

"OHMYGOD WHY NOT?!"

"Because you think Blake, who is a guy, is hot!"

"OHMYGOD WHO SAYS SO?!"

"You just did!"

"You need to get yer hearin' checkded, Bobby Douglas McFuglass."

"Blake killed This Is My Now..." Ray mumbled.

"OHMYGOD no he di-ent, girlfriend!" Sanjaya exclaimed as if he were a black girl with a lisp and a serious attitude problem.

"Is Blake gay?" Bob asked.

"OHMYGOD NOOOO!! Cept he thinks I'm hawt."

"Pfft..." Gerard mumbled. "I have a feeling you're lying..."

"OHMYGOD NOOO!! B-Shorty be straight! Ever heard She Loves da Way?"

"What the hell?" Gerard asked.

"OHMYGOD B-SHORTY WRITED IT! 'Tis a song. It goes..." Sanjaya began beatboxing very crappily for the first two minutes of the song. "YA SPINNIN' IN CIRCCLEESS WHILE YA CATCH YO BREATH, YOUR TONGUE WRAPPDED AROUND MEEEE! YOUR HEART WILL MISGUIDDEE YOUUU AS YA SPREAD YOUR LOVE! IT SETS ME TO SWEET RELEASE!" He stopped singing and said, "I DEDICATE THIS SONG TO YOU GEE-GEE!" He continued singing: "YOUR BODY LANGUAGE EXCITES ME! PROVOKES EMOTION INSIDE OF ME!!" He said, "ORGASM, BABY!" like the dude from Austin Powers. "SWOLLEN IN YO GRASP, I CAN'T LASSSTTT, YA SET ME FREEEEEE!!!!!"

"OHHHH GEE-GEE, FLIP IT LIKE THAT! OHMYGAWD, LIE ON YO BACK! YOW!" He beatboxed for an additional minute or two, then shut up. Finally. He suddenly let himself fall on his back to the ground and he did 'THE WAVE'. To the average human, it would appear as if Sanjaya was acting like a dead salmon gasping for air.

Four of the five members of MCR gave Sanjaya a weird look as Gerard began laughing.

"You're funny," Gerard said. Sanjaya took this the wrong way and began staring at Gerard.

He suddenly got up and began chasing Gerard around the island in search for a big ol' juicy kiss.