The Glitter Fairy!

Have you ever wondered what would happen when you killed a glitter fariy?

Well, It's harder than you think.

First you have to threaten Bella's life.

Next you have to rip up his favorite pink thong with sparkles.

Place the thong on a stick, and roast it like a smore.

DON'T EAT!

After that, you must, MUST, watch Charlie sleep.

Since Edward watches him, you must do that before Edward can get there.

It's tricky, but you got to do it.

If you can't do that, then go pantie raiding.

Edward doesn't like it when you go pantie raiding without him.

If you notice that there is only a thong, granny panties, and boxers.

Pick up the thong first.

Burn the thong like a smore as said before.

After that, pick up the granny panties.

Stretch them, and say 'Edward's granny panties!'

Then shoot them out the window.

Edward will spaz like Jasper on blood-covered-drugs.

WARNING: JASPER ON BLOOD-COVERED-DRUGS IS A VERY QUICK WAY TO DIE! DO NOT GO NEAR!

After that grab the boxers, put them on Bella.

Then scream so Charlie, Bella, and Edward can here.

This is what you scream, 'OH SHIZ! I THINK I CRAPPED EDWARD'S BOXERS!'

The RUN!

Also, make sure you dance around in body glitter singing KOMBAYA!

This is the easiest part.

Grab a poisonous-two-headed-cobra.

Through it at the glitter fairy, and watch him scream like the girl he is!

MUA HA HA HA HA!