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I Hate Twilight

I Hate Twilight

I walked into PE with Carmen only to see Edward fucking Cullen staring at me, this is really freaking me out now.
“So Carmen, don’t you like the fan-spastic Edward?” I said wiggling my eyes brows
“No” she said laughing
“How come, I thought everyone was brain washed to be his little monkey fan girls” I said waving my arms around in the air as we walking up to the PE teacher

“You can sit out this lesson”
“Ok can Carmen keep me company” I said batting my eyelashes
“Fine” he replied then turned to everyone else

We walked over to the benches and carried on our conviction
“Because I’m dating some one called Jacob and he told me not to go near Edward or his family”
“I don’t blame him” I muttered under my breath
(Jacob black, so that’s why I didn’t know her, because chased after Bella in the film) I thought to my self nodding my head

“Ok, well I don’t blame him. I don’t even want to be with some one how sparkles I mean come on” I rambled not realising if Jacob had told her about the Cullen’s or not.
“Wow you know to, did Edward tell you?” ok scratch that
“Nope, I just already knew I’ll tell you later”
“Ok” she said excitedly
“Do you want to come to my house?” I asked
“Sure” she giggled, I gave her a confused look the followed her gaze.

She was giggling at Edward, he had been hit in the head by the volley ball, seeing as he has been staring at me all lesson.
Stalker much!
I was upset that I missed it but then the ball hit him a again, I burst out laughing, I was laughing that much tears were running down my face, I fell off out the bench laughing, I looked at Carmen to see that same had happened to her.
I felt someone cold pick me up, sighing I knew it was Edward; I looked at him to see him worried.
I pouted at him being to lazy to kick up a fuss, I saw the worry melt away and was replaced by undying love and adoration. I huffed and just pointed to the girls’ locker room.
Hey what can I say at least he’s good for something!

I walked out of the girls’ locker room to be graced with Edward presence, rolling my eyes I waited for Carmen to come out and I hoped she’d hurry the fuck up.
“Hmm, hey Abby”
“What?” I sighed out not in the mood for him
“Well… I was wondering… if you wanted to come to my house to meet my family… well now” he stuttered a little
“No, Carmen’s coming over and I just don’t want to” I walked away from a hurt and broken looking Edward with Carmen by my side
“Oh is it ok that Jacob comes?”
“Yes that’s fine” I replied and heard Edward growl

At my house I opened the door waited for Carmen to come in then closed it
“HEY TASHA” I said walking into the kitchen, where she was surprise, surprise.

“Carmen this is Tasha, she lives in the kitchen, I swear she hides her pillow and blanket in the pantry” I said earning me a smack up the side of my head as I laughed at her.
“Tasha this is my hubba bubba Carmen, she’s cool and helped me sacrifice mike to the mystery meat of doom” I said over dramatically waving my arms around

“Is she always like this?” Carmen asked with an anime sweat drop
“Yes you get used to it” Tasha replied in a bored voice
“I’m not loved” I said with amine tears
“Yes you are” a voice replied in my ear as my waist and back was engulfed in cold
“Piss off. Me no likey you” I said slowly wiggling around trying to get out of the death trap he called a ‘hug’
“Abby” Tasha scolded
I sighed and pulled Carmen upstairs with me.

I closed the door behind me and sat on my bed. I cursed in my head when the bed sank down more as Edward sat next to me.
He was about to put his arm around me.
(Hurry the fuck up Jacob. I swear if that arm touches me I will chop it off then feed it to my imaginary blue and purple zebra) I screamed in my head
From the corner of my eye I saw Edward tense meaning that Jacob was here.
(About fucking time) I thought again
“ABBY” Tasha shouted up the stairs to tell me that someone was at the door.

“Ok, ok woman” I said walking down stair then dragging my feet to the door as a bouncy and giddy Carmen skipped behind me.
“About fucking time” I said pulling him in the house by his shirt
“Hi” he looked at me confused
“Jacob” Carmen squealed jumping into his arms, he swirled her around before putting her down and giving her a kiss.
“A leech is here” Jacob snared
“I know, Edward want leave me that fuck alone. I’m being stalked by the fucking glitter police. Oh and I’m Abby” I growled glaring at the stairs then smiled as I introduced myself.
Jacob laughed then smiled at me.

“Do you want to watch a film?” I asked seeing as there was nothing else to do
They nodded their heads
“Ok just go through there and the films are in the draws under the TV” I said walking into the kitchen to get food.