Status: making it up as I go along...

The Three P's

Paris
Percy
Pierre
The Three P's.
That's what they called us.
We were known as Paris Arsen Aristo, Percy Gene Aristo, and Pierre Deacon Aristo.
Now, to everyone else, we do not exist.
We have no identity.
Just three men that look exactly the same.

When we were first born, our parents named us in alphabetical order.
All three of us are completely different, but exactly the same.
Neither one of us understands what the hell is going on.