Status: Hiatus
My Night With Your Nephew
Chapter 22--- Let's party!
I noticed something in both Joey and Ramona's hands. I looked closer and now I figured out why Dezi expression looked a little pissed. They walked in the kitchen and Joey set his 6 pack on the table.
"Are you guys ready to party?" He asked. "We got beer, and if you're too much of a pussy got that we got strawberry wine coolers."
"And of course he's forgetting my favorites." Ramona said taking out three bottles from her bag.
"Let me guess, vodka, tonic water, and tequila?" I asked.
"Yes. I want me a cheech bitch!" She said laughing.
"Okay Tre!" I said laughing.
"Grab a drink and let's get this party started!" Joey yelled.
"Fer sure!" I yelled back.
"Oh, I love that song play it please!" Dezi yelled back to me, not budging from her spot on the couch.
"Okay!" I yelled, walking over to my stereo.
I turned it on and the music blared throughout the room. We all started singing:
"Fer sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard
Look at the mess we made tonight
Kick off your stilettos
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the backseat
Fuck me in the backseat
You're always falling in disguise
And always quick to compromise
Kick off your stilettos [oh yeah]
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the backseat [fa-fa-fa]
Fuck me in the backseat
Fer sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
This is the end of what we planned [of what we planned]
And now.
We're not falling in love
We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away]
This is how the beat goes
This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go]
This is how the beat drops
This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now]
All this time is wasted pretending we're in love
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you and seeing you cry
So don't let go-o-o
Well don't let go, no-o
Don't let go
Fer sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard
Look at the mess we made tonight
Kick off your stilettos
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the backseat
Fuck me in the backseat
You're always falling in disguise
And always quick to compromise
Kick off your stilettos [oh yeah]
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the backseat [fa-fa-fa]
Fuck me in the backseat
Fer sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
This is the end of what we planned [of what we planned]
And now.
We're not falling in love
We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away]
This is how the beat goes
This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go]
This is how the beat drops
This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now]
All this time is wasted pretending we're in love
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you and seeing you cry
So don't let go-o-o
Well don't let go, no-o
Don't let go"
Then it got to the part we all new and we started jumping up and down waiting for it and started singing fast with the words:
"No jkjkjk lololol
I heart your fucking makeup
Oh my god I love your hair
Is that a new tattoo?
Did that piercing fucking hurt?
No jkjkjk lololol "
We all laughed so hard and almost fell over, but Ramona grabbed me and made me continue to dance with her singing the last couple parts:
"We're not falling in love
We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away]
This is how the beat goes
This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go]
This is how the beat drops
This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now]
All this time is wasted pretending we're in love
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you and seeing you cry
So don't let go-o-o [All this time is wasted]
Well don't let go, no-o [Pretending we're in love]
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you and seeing you cry
But that's alright "
Then she and I remembered the part right at the end and sang it:
"Ewe you got jizz on my shirt, fuck where's my panties?
I threw them out the window. Now shut up bitch!"
I took another swig of my beer and then we went and opened it. Me and Ramona both took a shot and drank it down, knowing we would be the most slammed of the group. Joey was working on his second beer and Josh and Jae already had the vodka open.
"Damn, this shit is strong!" He said.
"Hell yeah." I said, sipping it.
Dezi just sat in the living room toying with the stereo. She was all against drinking and doing drugs, so of course she was pissed at all of us. But it was kind of good she wouldn't drink, because of her being pregnant.
***********3 hours later
Josh had passed out on my floor and me,Joey, Jae, and Ramona were still taking shots of the tequila, trying to finish it off because their wasn't much left.
"Dezi's upstairs right?" Joey asked looking around the room.
"Yeah, why?" I asked him.
He took a bag out of his back pocket. "Because she wouldn't totally fucking kill me if she knew I had this." He said showing off the little bags contents.
"You got some pot bitch!" I said.
"Yeah." He laughed.
"Pass me some of that!" Ramona yelled.
So we sat in a circle and lit up one, then passed it around ( a/n: sort if like the circle in That 70's Show.).
Soon enough my eyes started getting heavy and I just fell over in my kitchen, at the time not having any idea where I was. When I fell asleep, I actually believed I was stuck in a hole, so I have an idea I was in the bathtub.
This would make for a happy morning won't it?
"Are you guys ready to party?" He asked. "We got beer, and if you're too much of a pussy got that we got strawberry wine coolers."
"And of course he's forgetting my favorites." Ramona said taking out three bottles from her bag.
"Let me guess, vodka, tonic water, and tequila?" I asked.
"Yes. I want me a cheech bitch!" She said laughing.
"Okay Tre!" I said laughing.
"Grab a drink and let's get this party started!" Joey yelled.
"Fer sure!" I yelled back.
"Oh, I love that song play it please!" Dezi yelled back to me, not budging from her spot on the couch.
"Okay!" I yelled, walking over to my stereo.
I turned it on and the music blared throughout the room. We all started singing:
"Fer sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard
Look at the mess we made tonight
Kick off your stilettos
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the backseat
Fuck me in the backseat
You're always falling in disguise
And always quick to compromise
Kick off your stilettos [oh yeah]
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the backseat [fa-fa-fa]
Fuck me in the backseat
Fer sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
This is the end of what we planned [of what we planned]
And now.
We're not falling in love
We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away]
This is how the beat goes
This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go]
This is how the beat drops
This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now]
All this time is wasted pretending we're in love
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you and seeing you cry
So don't let go-o-o
Well don't let go, no-o
Don't let go
Fer sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard
Look at the mess we made tonight
Kick off your stilettos
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the backseat
Fuck me in the backseat
You're always falling in disguise
And always quick to compromise
Kick off your stilettos [oh yeah]
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the backseat [fa-fa-fa]
Fuck me in the backseat
Fer sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
This is the end of what we planned [of what we planned]
And now.
We're not falling in love
We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away]
This is how the beat goes
This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go]
This is how the beat drops
This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now]
All this time is wasted pretending we're in love
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you and seeing you cry
So don't let go-o-o
Well don't let go, no-o
Don't let go"
Then it got to the part we all new and we started jumping up and down waiting for it and started singing fast with the words:
"No jkjkjk lololol
I heart your fucking makeup
Oh my god I love your hair
Is that a new tattoo?
Did that piercing fucking hurt?
No jkjkjk lololol "
We all laughed so hard and almost fell over, but Ramona grabbed me and made me continue to dance with her singing the last couple parts:
"We're not falling in love
We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away]
This is how the beat goes
This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go]
This is how the beat drops
This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now]
All this time is wasted pretending we're in love
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you and seeing you cry
So don't let go-o-o [All this time is wasted]
Well don't let go, no-o [Pretending we're in love]
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you and seeing you cry
But that's alright "
Then she and I remembered the part right at the end and sang it:
"Ewe you got jizz on my shirt, fuck where's my panties?
I threw them out the window. Now shut up bitch!"
I took another swig of my beer and then we went and opened it. Me and Ramona both took a shot and drank it down, knowing we would be the most slammed of the group. Joey was working on his second beer and Josh and Jae already had the vodka open.
"Damn, this shit is strong!" He said.
"Hell yeah." I said, sipping it.
Dezi just sat in the living room toying with the stereo. She was all against drinking and doing drugs, so of course she was pissed at all of us. But it was kind of good she wouldn't drink, because of her being pregnant.
***********3 hours later
Josh had passed out on my floor and me,Joey, Jae, and Ramona were still taking shots of the tequila, trying to finish it off because their wasn't much left.
"Dezi's upstairs right?" Joey asked looking around the room.
"Yeah, why?" I asked him.
He took a bag out of his back pocket. "Because she wouldn't totally fucking kill me if she knew I had this." He said showing off the little bags contents.
"You got some pot bitch!" I said.
"Yeah." He laughed.
"Pass me some of that!" Ramona yelled.
So we sat in a circle and lit up one, then passed it around ( a/n: sort if like the circle in That 70's Show.).
Soon enough my eyes started getting heavy and I just fell over in my kitchen, at the time not having any idea where I was. When I fell asleep, I actually believed I was stuck in a hole, so I have an idea I was in the bathtub.
This would make for a happy morning won't it?