Thanks to Vodka

"I think my main problem is that I dont know the proper ratio and correlation between lust and love. Neither can exist without the shadow of the other. But in what proportion must they be in to both be enough? This is like trying to see clearly at noon through a bottle of vodka rather than a pair of binoculars. Your overwhelming hormones caution my brainwaves."

This is a story is about how sometimes you have to kiss a few frogs to find your prince.

Written for this contest.