Theadore Thomas.

I could describe Theadore Thomas in a million ways, I could write a whole book series on the man. He has so many sides to him, so many faces, it would be impossible to name them all. And I don't think anyone really knows everyone of those problems.

But when it all comes down to it, the only thing that can really describe him, is that Theadore Thomas is completely, and utterly, insane.