Your Pants Are on Fire

Elliot isn't allowed to date...or get a girl pregnant. Which means he's never had a girlfriend. But he's okay with that especially with Soccer and Football and keeping up his 4.0 GPA. Elliot's parents made up those two rules ever since he was seven. Okay, the second one was added in his later years but still- and he's never minded until Jillian Malcolm moved into his neighborhood in the ninth grade. Now they're Seniors and Elliot is cracking under pressure. It doesn't help that Jillian keeps making out with her boyfriend and Elliot just wants to punch him and kiss her senseless.