The Monster and the Fox Riders

You just got back from Maryland and you see you have new windows.

“They repaired them,” you say.

“Hey guys!” Ronnie says. “You like the windows, Blair?”

“Yeah. who the hell broke them?”

“I have no clue. What’s worst is Twitch's girls were home and Katarina got glass in her arm so Twitch is beyond pissed that some did this,” Colin says.

“Who all got attacked?” Todd asks.

“All the Mulisha,” Colin says.

“Good.”

“How are my Mates?” Cam says.

You run and hug Cam. He hugs you then man hug Bilko.

“How are you dealing with my mate over here?” Cam asks you.

“Bilko or Jacko?” you ask.

“Jacko, you chose to be with Bilko.”

“I also chose to be around with Jacko.”

“True so what we all talking about?”

“Someone smashed the windows in all the Mulisha homes.”

“Did Lauren get messed with?” you ask.

“Shit, we didn’t even think about her.”

You call her up.

“Hello,” Lauren says.

“Hey Lauren...so I know this is an odd question, but did someone break your windows?” you say.

“Yes. But I got the damn license plate number.”

“What is it? It was an attack against the Mulisha.”

“Did anyone get hurt?”

“Anyone else besides Katrina got hurt?” you ask Colin.

“Ashley got pretty bad. She got the dogs out when she start hearing the windows,” Colin says.

“So Ashley, and Katrina are the only people,” you say.

“Baby Katrina?” Lauren asks.

“Yeah. I need a new guest bed, as well. Jacko's living with me and his got glass in it.”

“Oh yeah? That is like the perfect hit.”

“Yeah. So did you do anything?”

“I put changers on the people, and I just told my lawyer since it killed my dog. These people are going to get in big trouble for this, since they did an attack against a group of people.”

“Okay, bye.”

“Bye.”

You hang up and lean against Bilko.

“What’s up?” Ronnie asks.

“Bully died because of this,” you say.

“Really?” Todd asks.

“Yeah.”

“Do you want me to breed Sasha for you to have a puppy of his?”

“What?” Bilko ask.

“Bully was my dog. Lusk gave me him for my 18th birthday since Lauren wanted a puppy, so they bred him and there was a litter and Sasha was one from it. Bully was a guard dog so I didn’t have to train a dog. They gave him to me and got a puppy, and his puppy died from some illness that they didn’t know about. By that time I was living with Potter, so I say they can keep Bully since him and Sasha weren’t a good team, and Lauren clung to that dog for a while,” you explain.

“Being it was Lusk’s since it was a puppy, and she gave it to him,” Todd says.

“True,” Colin says.

“I forgot you lived with Potter for...what was it now?” Colin ask.

“3 fucking months. God I fucking hated it,” you say.

“Why did you live with him?” Bilko asks.

“Potter, Lusk, Twitch, and Cam there thought it be a great idea to fight in my apartment building that I was living in. I tried to get them to stop, but I got kicked out for noise.”

“Since it wasn’t the first time they messed with her apartment,” Ronnie adds.

“I moved in with Potter and was looking for a house around here more and I know that wasn’t the best idea...”

“Yeah and the guys annoyed the elderly couple here.”

“Turning on a bike pissed them off when the doors were shut. Nothing I did was right, and my truck made too much noise,” Todd says.

“Thus this house opened up, and I had to move out, so I bought it without thinking about the long term effect of it,” you say.

“Potter is bad as a house mate,” Colin says.

“I know that.”

“Let’s go in.”

You go in the house and you laugh seeing Jacko making out with a girl on the couch. They pull apart and you can tell the girl is scared.

“Jacko, not on my couch. There is a bed upstairs,” you say.

“It is full of glass,” Jacko says.

“There is the other bed.”

“In your office that is locked.”

“Oh yeah it’s locked. I really got to find the key to that...”

“You haven’t been in your office either?” Cam asks.

“Not for a year since you guys locked it by accident.”

“So a bed and a door handle, sounds like you got shopping to do Jacko,” Colin says.

“What?”

“I got monster in my fridge!” you say loudly.

You run and get a purple monster. You go back to the living room and sit on Bilko’s lap.

“So what are we going to do today?” you ask.

“Well Potter, me and Cam are going up to the mountains, so Potter's got to pack,” Ronnie says.

“Oh yeah later guys. Where is Sasha, Jacko?” Todd ask.

“In her room, she's been there thirty minutes,” Jacko says.

“I think I'll go play with my baby girl and get packed.”

“Later Potter,” you say.

“If she's sick Jacko I'll hurt you,” Todd says.

“She isn’t hurt, I check her all the time,” Jacko says.

“Go, Potter,” you say.

“Bye Blair. Be good tonight. I’m making the Grunt go with us.”

“Sure thing. Where did the girl go?” you ask.

“She took off since once she saw Bilko and Cam; she's scared they're gonna mess with her again,” Jacko replies.

“Where is Brooke, Cam?” you ask.

“At my place. I had to make sure my mates are behaving themselves then, my little Sheila, so I’m going to go and make sure she is settled back in,” Cam says.

“Sounds like a good idea to me. Where Ronnie go?”

“Here is the handle to your office,” Ronnie says coming in the living room.

“I think we're going to go shopping now Jacko. Do you want to come with us Bilko?”

“Yeah. We'll take my van,” Bilko says.

“My truck. But you can drive.”

“OK!”

“Bye Ronnie.”

“Bye, but call me if you need anything. Just be safe tonight,” Ronnie says.

“I'll be fine Ronnie.”

“I know, it’s just a lot of the guys are going.”

“Do you want me to stay with someone tonight to put you and half you guys at ease?”

“Well...”

“You could leave Jacko?”

“No that would be no fun. It’s nice having him around,”

“Whatever. Bye Ronnie.”

“Bye.”

You guys go to your truck. Bilko drives to a hardware store.

“Hello; how can I help you?” a worker asks you at the door.

“I want a door knob like this,” you say, handing the worker the door knob.

“Right this way.”

“Thank you.”

You go and he shows you to the knobs section.

“This is the best kind,” the worker says, pointing to some shit.

“Is it the same hole size?” You ask.

“It’s gold, and for the outside.”

“But I want a silver one, and inside...”

“Here this is one you want Sheila.”

Jacko hands you a thing.

“It’s the same hole size?” you ask him.

“Yes, but it doesn’t have a key,” Jacko says handing it to Bilko.

“Oh perfect. So I can’t ever unlock it if someone locks it again. We'll end up straight back here again.”

“No you need this, I'll show you why it’s better than a key one” Bilko says.

“Fine,” you pout.

Bilko kisses your lips before you grab your old knob. You buy the new knob before Bilko drives to a mattresses place. You look at Jacko from the front seat.

“Twin bed mattress. Go find one while Bilko gets to explain why I don't have a damn key to my office,” you tell Jacko.

“Okay, any one?” Jacko asks.

“Yep. You got thirty minutes.”

“Okay.”

He goes into the store. You look at Bilko. You hand him the new knob.

“See this little in-groove?” Bilko asks.

“Yeah.”

“You just have to turn it, and it’s unlocked.”

“Oh ok, that makes sense.”

“Good. Now Jacko has twenty-five minutes.”

You laugh and kiss Bilko's cheek.

“We can’t really make out, since you are too close to the steering wheel.”

“Hold on.”

He moves back, leaning the chair back with him. You laugh and crawl on top of him. You guys made out for a while. You pull away and see that it’s been twenty minutes.

“Time to go check on him,” you say.

“Let’s go,” Bilko says.

“Fix the seat.”

“I know.”

You get out on the driver side. He fixes it and wraps his arms around you and kisses your neck. You go in and see Jacko sitting on a bed.

“This is the bed?” Bilko asks.

“This is the bed,” Jacko says.

“Ok, why is this bed?” you ask.

“Hello Jackson,” a worker says.

“G’ day! This is Blair and she will be buying the bed,” Jacko says.

“Hello Blair,” he says.

“Hi. Why this bed Jacko?” you ask.

“We are going to take it today and it’s pretty good.”

“Ok we're getting this bed. Where do I pay?” you ask.

“Over here. What you be paying with?”

“With credit.”

“Ok come over here. I've got the bed out already, so you guys can just get it and go.”

“Good.”

You pay while Jack and Bilko put the bed in your truck. You guys get home and they put it on the bed in the room.

“Are you pack?” you ask.

“Nope,” Jacko says.

“Get packing and take a blanket or you'll be freezing.”

“Why aren’t you coming?”

“I hate the outdoors.”

“Okay.”

“Good, we will be in my office.”

“Okay.”

You go in your office and sit on the chair.

“My computer,” you say.

“Why haven’t you opened the door before?” Bilko asks.

“I haven’t figured it out and I never told Ronnie. You saw he just went when I said I couldn’t open it.”

“Yeah...anyway, what do you want to do tonight?”

“I don’t know. What do you think we should do?”

“Go to my house? I miss Patrick.”

“Oh yeah that’s great. Are you going to put the knob on for me today?”

“Yes, screw driver?”

You get him one.

“You got tools in here?” Bilko asks.

“Yeah, since I have to hide them from Todd. I got nice ass tools,” you say.

You watch for the two minutes Bilko puts the knob on.

“There; all fixed Sheila.”

“Cool.”

You put it away and stand up.

“Let me get clothes for tomorrow and tonight then,” you say.

“Clothes aren’t needed,” Bilko says.

You laugh and Bilko kisses you.

“I’m joking,” Bilko tells you.

“I know.”

You kiss his lips and hug him.

“Pool seems like a good idea. Grab a swimsuit?” Bilko says.

“Ok let me go get it.”

“Sure thing...as long as you don't mind.”

“I don't.”

You go to your room and unpack the dirty clothes. You laugh as Bilko put new clothes in the bag.

“I see I’m packed now,” you say.

“Let’s go to my house. Patrick misses me,” Bilko says.

“Who is Patrick?”

“The starfish.”

“Interesting Blake. Did you get a swim suit?”

“Yeah.” You hand him the bag and he takes it.

“Blair I’m leaving,” Jacko says.

“Bilko don’t get her Pregnant, it is too close to x-games for that to happen to her,” Todd says.

“At least he isn’t going to be fucking a tree tonight like you,” you tell Todd.

“Shut up!”

You hear a car go off.

“Did you piss him off?” Bilko asks.

“No, he's just mad he didn’t think of a better comment.”

“Oh, okay.”

You kiss Bilko.

“Shit we can’t go. Sasha will go in his house,” you say.

“His dog?”

There is a knock on your door. You go down then open the door to see Emily-Todd’s ex-girlfriend.

“Hello Emily.”

“Hello Blair. I thought we could get to know each other...without Todd around us.”

“She has plans,” Bilko says.

“Hello Bilko,” Emily says.

“G’ day.”

“So are you dating Todd again?” you ask Emily.

“No, but I hope to.”

“Okay, later.”

You go close the door and go to Todd’s back yard. You go into Todd’s house.

“Sasha girl, come here!” you say.

You hear nothing. You call Todd, scared.

“Hello,” Todd says.

“Where is Sasha?” you ask.

“I figured you were staying at Bilko's house tonight, so I brought her with me.”

“Oh ok. Bye.”

“Bye.”

You go and lock your house up.

“So where is Sasha?” Bilko asks.

“With Todd. You told him?” you ask.

“I might have mentioned I wanted you over at my place tonight.”

You laugh and kiss his lips.

“Let’s go to your house then.”

“Let’s go.”

You guys get in his van. He drives home and grabs your bag and his. You follow him in.

“Hey Bilko,” a guy says.

“Damn it,” Bilko says.

“Forgot about me staying here?”

“Fucking hell, faggot.”

You look and see a guy that look like Bilko standing looking at him.

“Who's the Sheila?” the guy asks.

“Blair this is my cousin James, James this is Blair my girlfriend,” Bilko says.

“It’s nice to meet you. You are beautiful,” James says.

“It’s nice to meet you too.”

“Did you see the monster fridge Sheila?” Bilko asks, turning to you.

“Yeah, want one?” you ask.

“Yeah. I don’t have all the colors and the ones I have are at the back if you want one also.”

“Sure thing.”

You go to the back and get the red one since he only has green and two blue. You wait a few minutes knowing he wanted to talk to James alone. You go inside and Bilko hugs you.

“So what do you do Blair?” James asks.

“I do FMX and Motor X,” you say.

“Oh really? But you are like, really pretty...”

“Thanks. What are we doing for dinner Bilko?”

“We're going to go Front Street Bar & Grill. Are you coming James?” Bilko asks.

“No, I ate already,” James says.

“See you when we get back. Don’t touch her monster,”

“Bye.”

“Bye.”

He puts them in the fridge up here. You go out to his van. You kiss Bilko’s cheek.

“Blake what’s wrong?” you ask.

“I just wanted it to be us and with him here it won’t be.”

You rub his arm and kiss his neck.

“Calm down. We just go up to our room. Why was he out here without you?” you ask.

“His job makes him travel. It’s some business...thing; I don't really get what he does. He asked if he could stay since he doesn’t like the hotel. I say sure, telling him I'd be here tomorrow,” Bilko says.

“It is fine, Blaky.”

“Ready to eat?”

“Yes!”

He drove to the restaurant. You go in and the guy looks at you two.

“Welcome to Front Street Bar & Grill. How many are there of you, and where would you like to sit?” a guy asks.

“Two, outside,” you say.

“It will be less than five minutes. The name's Bilko?”

“That’s right.”

You pull Bilko over to the waiting area and he sits down. You lean your head on him.

“I don’t like the mate.” Bilko says.

“Blair Huntzberger,” a girl says.

You look and see a teenager girl looking at you. You smile seeing her in one of your monster Mulisha tops.

“Hello! What’s your name?” you ask.

“It’s Olivia. Can I have your autograph? You are my favorite rider in FMX,” she says, shaking a little.

“Sure. Do you have a pen and paper? I don’t have my bag on me right now.”

“I don’t have a pen.”

“I have a sharpie in my car,” Bilko says.

“That'd be fine right?” you ask.

“Yeah, I want you to sign my shirt.”

“I'll go get it, be right back Sheila.”

“Thank you Bilko.”

“Olivia, there you are,” a guy says.

“I’m fine Tony.”

You look up and see a guy a little older then her in a Bilko Monster shirt.

“Oh whoa! It’s Blair!” Tony says.

“Yeah and Bilko is here too,” Olivia says.

“What!? Really?”

“Yeah, he just went to get a sharpie for me,” you say.

“Do you think he'd sign my shirt?” Tony asks you.

“Most likely.”

Bilko comes in and you take the sharpie.

“Hi Bilko,” Tony says.

“Hello Mate. Anything I can do for you?” Bilko says.

“Can you sign my shirt? I’m a huge fan of yours.”

“Sure, once Blair is done.”

“Thanks!”

“Don’t worry about it.”

You hand Bilko the marker.

“Can I take a picture?” Olivia asks you.

“Yeah sure thing, can one of you guys take it?” you ask.

“I'll take it. Thank you guys,” Tony says.

“No problem.”

You kneel down next to Olivia and Tony takes a picture.

“Bilko, your table is ready,” a waiter says.

“That’s us. I hope you enjoy your dinner,” you say.

“Thank you so much,” Olivia says.

“It’s no problem, bye!”

“Bye Blair! Thank you!”

“It was nothing sweetheart.”

You smile at her and grab Bilko’s hand and go over and sit down at the table. You smile as Bilko pushes the chair in for you. He sits down and you lean over and kiss his lips.

“So am I driving today?” you ask.

“No, I’m good,” Bilko says.

“Ok honey.”

“Let’s see what there is to eat.”

You guys had dinner. You get inside and you grab your bag.

“Okay this is the kitchen, then we have the living room, the front door, and the bathroom is that door. And...there's the dinner table. Time to go upstairs,” Bilko says.

“Upstairs.”

You guys go upstairs and he opens a door.

“My office, which I have actually been in,” Bilko says.

“You shouldn’t make fun since I don’t do anything but ride; the business is Lauren's.”

He hugs you and you kiss his lips.

“So, my room?” Bilko says.

“I think that's got to be the next stop.”

He kisses your lips. He picks you up and you start laughing.

“Guys I got work in the morning,” James says.

“We'll be quiet, I was just showing her around,” Bilko says.

He walks you to the room. You set your bag down then he sits you on the bed.