Red Bull and Skittles Do Not Mix
"Now, what have we learned today?"
"DEAR GOD! ALEX IS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM WITH MARSHMALLOW'S STUCK IN HER EARS AND YOU TWO ARE MAKING OUT!?" Pete yelled, causing the other patients to glare at the group. Ryan pulled away out of breath.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures." He grinned before diving his lips back onto Delilah's.
"I CAN HEAR AGAIN!" Alex yelled running out of the emergancy room. More patients glared at the group. Alex stopped at the sight of Delilah and Ryan making out. Patrick stepped up behind her.
"Alex, Darling, now is not a good time to hurt Delilah. Maybe in a few hou-"
SLAP! PUNCH! KICK! SCREAM! AHH! BOO! OW! MOTHER FUCKER! CHINGE TU MADRE! SNICKERDOODLES! MARSHMALLOWS! SLAP! BANG! CRASH! BING! WHOOP! PORQUE!? CHARGERS! OW! RYAN! DAMMIT! KICK! PUNCH! EEK! KICK YOU IN THE BALLS! OW! ASSWIPE! FUCKTAR-
Ladies and Gentlemen, due to circumstances beyond our control, we are unable to continue our brodcast of major ass kicking. We shall continue now with a few songs.
youre the life of the party
you know just what you should say
you know the words that make the boys come out and play
youve got looks and style
plenty wits and riches
but youre harder to control
than a four year old
so listen to me now
and understand this later
when your face is on the TV
and it says buy one get one free
these girls are wild
wild, yeah!
get down get down turn around youre
not hesitating to leave
behind your own love and
results of your misconduct
slow down slow down if you cant
maybe youre moving too fast
getting carried away and baby i cant keep up
oh no
so what do you do
when youre alone in a room
and youve got all eyes on you
and you have finally become the
center of attention
and now the new sensation
everybodys watching
and there thinking to themselves
these girls are wild!
get down get down turn around youre
not hesitating to leave
behind your own love and
results of your misconduct
slow down slow down if you cant
maybe youre moving too fast
getting carried away and baby i cant keep up
oh no
youre living a life thats as easy as you are
~~~
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend,
You could cut ties with all the lies, that you've been living in,
And if you do not want to see me again, I would understand.
I would understand,
The angry boy, a bit too insane,
Icing over a secret pain,
You know you don't belong,
You're the first to fight, You're way too loud,
You're The flash of light, On a burial shroud,
I know something's wrong,
Well everyone I know has got a reason, To say, put the past away,
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend,
You could cut ties with all the lies, That you've been living in,
And if you do not want to see me again, I would understand,
I would understand.
Well he's on the table, And he's gone to code,
And I do not think anyone knows,
What they are doing here,
And your friends have left, You've been dismissed,
I never thought it would come to this, And I, I want you to know,
Everyone's got to face down the demons,
Maybe today, We can put the past away,
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend,
You could cut ties with all the lies, that you've been living in,
And if you do not want to see me again, I would understand,
I would understand,
I would understand...
Can you put the past away, I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend,
I would understand...
~~~
Ladies and gentlemen!
May I have your attention, please!
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair,
to discover your pillow is covered with hair,
or what not should be there?
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
From now on you can waken at ease!
You need never again have a worry or care,
I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare.
Gentleman, you are about to see something
wot rose from the dead!
On the top of my head
T'was Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir,
That's what did the trick, sir,
True, sir, true.
Was it quick sir?
Did it in a tick, sir,
Just like an elixir
Ought to do!
how about a bottle mister?
only costs a penny guaranteed.
Does Pirelli's
Stimulate the growth, sir?
You can have my oath, sir,
'Tis unique.
Rub a minute
Stimulatin', i'nt?
Soon you'll have to thin it
Once a week!
pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench?
are we standing near an open drench?
pardon me sir what's that awful stench?
are we standing near an open drench?
Buy Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir
anything will slick, sir,suits brass, curls
Try Pirelli's
when they see how thick, sir
you can have your pick, sir,
of the girls!
Wanna buy a bottle misses?
What is this?
What is this?
Smells like piss
Smells like, ew!
What is this? This is piss. piss with ink
I wouldn't touch it if i was you, dear
Let pirelli's activate your roots, sir
keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through
you're scared pirelli's is usable and of it,
ladies seem to love it
Flies do too.
~~~
"Now, what have we learned today?" Brendon asked, standing above the two girls who had their boyfriends next to then with ice-packs on their wounds.
"Not to shove things on people's ears..." Ryan said, glancing at Delilah.
"And to not start a riot in the emergency waiting room..." Patrick said, glancing at Alex.
"And if you are going to do those things and start a riot at all...DO NOT DRAG ME INTO IT AND KICK ME IN THE BALLS FOUR TIMES IN A FUCKING ROW!" Brendon yelled before storming off, limping with an ice-back over his zipper.
"Ha, he looks like a penguin when he walks." Delilah laughed. Ryan sighed.
"Baby, I love you, but you worry me sometimes." Ryan confessed.
"Okay!" Delilah sighed, "I'm sorry! I was bored and you were too busy talking to Brendon and Alex was asleep and Patrick is always boring and all the conversations I try to have with Joe end up about me and you fucking! Sheesh! What the fuck do I look like!? Mother Teresa!?"
"Delilah, if it helps...I forgive you." Alex smiled.
"Alex, I'm sorry. I LOVE YOU SIS!" Delilah yelled dramatically.
"I LOVE YOU TOO, SIS!" Alex yelled the same way and they both hugged each other.
But does Alex really forgive Delilah?
And is Delilah really sorry?
Is this the beginning of...
PRANK WAR!?
"Desperate times call for desperate measures." He grinned before diving his lips back onto Delilah's.
"I CAN HEAR AGAIN!" Alex yelled running out of the emergancy room. More patients glared at the group. Alex stopped at the sight of Delilah and Ryan making out. Patrick stepped up behind her.
"Alex, Darling, now is not a good time to hurt Delilah. Maybe in a few hou-"
SLAP! PUNCH! KICK! SCREAM! AHH! BOO! OW! MOTHER FUCKER! CHINGE TU MADRE! SNICKERDOODLES! MARSHMALLOWS! SLAP! BANG! CRASH! BING! WHOOP! PORQUE!? CHARGERS! OW! RYAN! DAMMIT! KICK! PUNCH! EEK! KICK YOU IN THE BALLS! OW! ASSWIPE! FUCKTAR-
Ladies and Gentlemen, due to circumstances beyond our control, we are unable to continue our brodcast of major ass kicking. We shall continue now with a few songs.
youre the life of the party
you know just what you should say
you know the words that make the boys come out and play
youve got looks and style
plenty wits and riches
but youre harder to control
than a four year old
so listen to me now
and understand this later
when your face is on the TV
and it says buy one get one free
these girls are wild
wild, yeah!
get down get down turn around youre
not hesitating to leave
behind your own love and
results of your misconduct
slow down slow down if you cant
maybe youre moving too fast
getting carried away and baby i cant keep up
oh no
so what do you do
when youre alone in a room
and youve got all eyes on you
and you have finally become the
center of attention
and now the new sensation
everybodys watching
and there thinking to themselves
these girls are wild!
get down get down turn around youre
not hesitating to leave
behind your own love and
results of your misconduct
slow down slow down if you cant
maybe youre moving too fast
getting carried away and baby i cant keep up
oh no
youre living a life thats as easy as you are
~~~
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend,
You could cut ties with all the lies, that you've been living in,
And if you do not want to see me again, I would understand.
I would understand,
The angry boy, a bit too insane,
Icing over a secret pain,
You know you don't belong,
You're the first to fight, You're way too loud,
You're The flash of light, On a burial shroud,
I know something's wrong,
Well everyone I know has got a reason, To say, put the past away,
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend,
You could cut ties with all the lies, That you've been living in,
And if you do not want to see me again, I would understand,
I would understand.
Well he's on the table, And he's gone to code,
And I do not think anyone knows,
What they are doing here,
And your friends have left, You've been dismissed,
I never thought it would come to this, And I, I want you to know,
Everyone's got to face down the demons,
Maybe today, We can put the past away,
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend,
You could cut ties with all the lies, that you've been living in,
And if you do not want to see me again, I would understand,
I would understand,
I would understand...
Can you put the past away, I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend,
I would understand...
~~~
Ladies and gentlemen!
May I have your attention, please!
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair,
to discover your pillow is covered with hair,
or what not should be there?
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
From now on you can waken at ease!
You need never again have a worry or care,
I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare.
Gentleman, you are about to see something
wot rose from the dead!
On the top of my head
T'was Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir,
That's what did the trick, sir,
True, sir, true.
Was it quick sir?
Did it in a tick, sir,
Just like an elixir
Ought to do!
how about a bottle mister?
only costs a penny guaranteed.
Does Pirelli's
Stimulate the growth, sir?
You can have my oath, sir,
'Tis unique.
Rub a minute
Stimulatin', i'nt?
Soon you'll have to thin it
Once a week!
pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench?
are we standing near an open drench?
pardon me sir what's that awful stench?
are we standing near an open drench?
Buy Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir
anything will slick, sir,suits brass, curls
Try Pirelli's
when they see how thick, sir
you can have your pick, sir,
of the girls!
Wanna buy a bottle misses?
What is this?
What is this?
Smells like piss
Smells like, ew!
What is this? This is piss. piss with ink
I wouldn't touch it if i was you, dear
Let pirelli's activate your roots, sir
keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through
you're scared pirelli's is usable and of it,
ladies seem to love it
Flies do too.
~~~
"Now, what have we learned today?" Brendon asked, standing above the two girls who had their boyfriends next to then with ice-packs on their wounds.
"Not to shove things on people's ears..." Ryan said, glancing at Delilah.
"And to not start a riot in the emergency waiting room..." Patrick said, glancing at Alex.
"And if you are going to do those things and start a riot at all...DO NOT DRAG ME INTO IT AND KICK ME IN THE BALLS FOUR TIMES IN A FUCKING ROW!" Brendon yelled before storming off, limping with an ice-back over his zipper.
"Ha, he looks like a penguin when he walks." Delilah laughed. Ryan sighed.
"Baby, I love you, but you worry me sometimes." Ryan confessed.
"Okay!" Delilah sighed, "I'm sorry! I was bored and you were too busy talking to Brendon and Alex was asleep and Patrick is always boring and all the conversations I try to have with Joe end up about me and you fucking! Sheesh! What the fuck do I look like!? Mother Teresa!?"
"Delilah, if it helps...I forgive you." Alex smiled.
"Alex, I'm sorry. I LOVE YOU SIS!" Delilah yelled dramatically.
"I LOVE YOU TOO, SIS!" Alex yelled the same way and they both hugged each other.
But does Alex really forgive Delilah?
And is Delilah really sorry?
Is this the beginning of...
PRANK WAR!?
♠ ♠ ♠
I didn't do spellcheck because I'm being lazy =DIf you can guess the name of ALL THREE songs correctly, I will add you to the story.
Or if you don't want to be in the story, I will give you a hug =D
xoxogreysceneyou!