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What Happens When...Actually, it's Complicated
So now It's Weird.
So now, we are on the back of an ent. Okay, I can deal with this. I'm NOT going insane. This ISN'T a hallucination. Everything is FINE! deep breathes. Meag is grinning away and shooting questions at Mary and Pippin.
"You guys rock!'
"Why thank you."
"Are you really here?"
"Of course we are, eh Pip?"
"Right-o Mary."
I massaged my temples slowly. What the hell was going on here? My life was failing to make any sense. And it kind of rocked. I fought the rising nerdiness.
"OH MY GOD!!!" I screamed. "HOLY CRAP! THIS IS AWESOME!!"
I had lost the fight.
Mary and Pippin were both staring at me.
"Don't mind her, she's clinically insane." Meag said, waving off their question.
"You guys rock!'
"Why thank you."
"Are you really here?"
"Of course we are, eh Pip?"
"Right-o Mary."
I massaged my temples slowly. What the hell was going on here? My life was failing to make any sense. And it kind of rocked. I fought the rising nerdiness.
"OH MY GOD!!!" I screamed. "HOLY CRAP! THIS IS AWESOME!!"
I had lost the fight.
Mary and Pippin were both staring at me.
"Don't mind her, she's clinically insane." Meag said, waving off their question.
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J R R Tolkien owns both Maryadoc, and Periquine, and Ents.