Snap!

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Bill frowned as his eyelids continued to droop, threatening to close. He sighed, but couldn't help but smile when Kaylor let out a whine, fiddling in his crib. He gently picked the child up, his smile growing wider when his son grabbed onto his index finger. “What's wrong, baby? Why can't you just go to sleep?” he whispered.

Kaylor turned his head and grasped the material of his mother's T-shirt in his hand as a reply. Bill sighed once again. “You're hungry? You're gonna get fat with all these midnight snacks, sweetie.” Bill chuckled.

“You're still up?”

Bill turned and found his mother standing in the doorway of the nursery. He nodded. “We both are.” he said sadly.

Kaylor whimpered softly and pressed his lips to Bill's shirt, just below his nipple. Simone got the hint and took her grandson from her son's arms, cooing at his whimpers while Bill slipped off his shirt.

Bill laid his shirt down and grabbed a baby blanket, lying it over his shoulders to cover his breasts before turning back around to face his mother. He took back his son and sat down in the chair his father had placed in corner. He directed Kaylor's head towards his left breast, making a face as his child's lips latched onto his nipple.

Bill yawned as he let Kaylor feed, forcing his lids to stay open. Simone frowned. “When was the last time you slept, Bill?”

Bill shrugged. “Depends...what day is it?”

Simone rolled her eyes. “Now you know how I felt when I had you. You screamed, pooped, and cried so much I was a zombie by the time you were a month old.”

“I love you too, Mom.”

“You know I love you, sweetie. After you're done, I want you to go to bed. I'll watch them so you can get some sleep.”

“No, it's okay. I'm fine.”

“Bill...you need to stay healthy. We can't have you getting sick, can we?”

“No, but-”

“But nothing.”

Bill smiled and nodded. “Okay, okay. Sleep does sound nice.”

~

Bill groaned as he awoke, shutting his eyes soon after opening them. He just wanted to turn off the sun. The brown orbs shot open a second later when he realized it was daylight. He reached out and snatched up his alarm clock, squeaking when he saw the time.

The teen scrambled out of bed, cursing as he ran a hand though his hair and ran next door to the nursery. He let out a sigh of relief when he saw Yu standing between the cribs holding Keegan in his arms.

Yu looked up and smiled at him, obviously noticing Bill's distress.

“Hey. God...what are you doing here?”

Yu quirked a brow. “Well it's nice to see you too.”

Bill cracked a smile and approached the older boy. “Sorry. Good morning.”

“It's three o'clock.” Yu smirked.

Bill's eyes widened. “What!? Why did you guys let me sleep in so late!?” he shrieked.

“Because you needed it, as well as deserved it. Don't worry, your mom and I used the milk you guys bottled yesterday. They aren't aren't going to starve under my watch.”

“Sorry, I just...I worry.” Bill apologized.

Keegan let out a soft cry and extended his tiny arms towards his mother, who smiled lovingly at him. Yu got the hint and carefully handed the elder twin over. He then turned around and picked up Kaylor who seemed too tired to care.

“You have every right to, though it's not necessary.”

Bill's brows furrowed. “Wait...I thought you worked today.”

“I took the night shift.”

“...who gets piercings at four in the morning?”

Yu shrugged. “Hey, we do tattoos too. You'd be surprised at what goes on there.”

Bill blinked. “I don't wanna know.”

Yu chuckled. “You really don't. So how did your night go?”

“Kaylor refused to sleep. He keeps wanting midnight snacks. He's gonna get fat!”

“No he won't. He's just being a loving son and making sure your tits aren't sore.” he smirked.

Bill rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue at Yu. “Shut up. What do you know about breast feeding, anyway?”

“I've done my research. I'm not a total failure of a father.”

Bill's eyes softened. “You aren't a failure at all. You're a wonderful dad who loves his kids. Call yourself a failure again and I'll shove my breast pump up your a-” Bill cut himself off when Keegan gurgled. “-butt.” he finished.

Yu snorted a laugh and gently rocked Kaylor for a few seconds. “You know...they say cursing in front of children at a young age makes them less likely to say crude things in adulthood.”

Bill quirked a brow. “And just where did you hear that?”

“Tom.”

Bill rolled his eyes. “It's times like this that I'm glad Andi can't get pregnant.” he said. “Speaking of Tom...mind if I ask you something?”

“Shoot.”

“...would Tom ever cheat on Andi?”

Yu's brows furrowed. “No way. They aren't in love...but they're totally into each other. Tom's a good guy. He wouldn't do anything like that. Why?”

“Andi thinks Tom is cheating on him with Kiro.”

Yu's eyes widened. “Kiro?” He let out a laugh and shook his head. “No. Andreas is obviously over compensating this. Kiro and Tom? Not in a million years.”

“He saw them together.”

“They hang out sometimes. It doesn't mean they're fucking.”

Bill sighed and cracked a smile. “I guess you're right. I'll talk to Andi later before he does something stupid.” he stated as he sat down in the chair nearby.

Bill pulled down the collar of his shirt, allowing his right breast to pop out of the fabric. He guided his son to his nipple, who accepted the offer immediately and began suckling.

“I'm surprised you didn't kick me out.” Yu stated.

Bill looked up and smiled. “We have two newborns and you've practically been living here since they were born. You're gonna see my boobs sooner or later. No point in hiding them.”

“Hey, I wasn't complaining! Just...stating a fact.”

“Fuck off, pervert.”

“You know you love me.” Yu grinned cheekily.

“It's a curse.”

Yu faked hurt, throwing his head to the side in an over dramatically staged manner. “Ouch. You're comments hurt me so.”

“Hey, Mr. Hair Flip...your son needs his ass wiped.”

Yu's face fell. He held Kaylor up in the air and sniffed the infant's onesie, scowling and pulling back less than a second later. He wrinkled his nose in disgust and gave his son a look. “Do you do anything else but poop? Seriously, I'd give anything for you just to pee.” he stated as he lied the baby on the changing table.

Kaylor watched as his father grabbed a clean diaper and baby wipes, a dopey baby look on his face. He kicked and fussed as Yu struggled to unbutton his onesie and strip off his diaper, only gurgling when Yu mumbled a few curse words.

“Bill, what have you been feeding him!?” Yu exclaimed in horror as he tossed the dirty diaper into the trash bin.

“Sweet, sweet nipple nectar. Good for the digestive tract.”

Yu scoffed. “More like laxatives.” he grumbled as he wiped Kaylor's butt clean.

Kaylor look up at Yu and grinned a toothless grin, giggling happily.

Yu couldn't help but smile at the child. “Hey buddy, what's got you so- AH SHIT!”

Startled by his ex's screams, Bill held Keegan protectively and went wide eyed when he saw why Yu had screamed. A steady stream of urine was spraying Yu's chest, Kaylor giggling madly at his father's shrieks.

A few seconds later, the stream stopped, but only because Yu had managed to grab a clean diaper and put it over his son's unmentionables. He looked over at Bill, who was pursing his lips and desperately trying not to laugh.

“Well...you said you wanted him to pee...” he stated, clamping his mouth shut right after to hold in his laughs.

Yu bit his tongue and shook his head miserably. Silently, he cleaned up Kaylor, again, and strapped on another clean diaper. He then proceeded to place Kaylor in his crib, and kiss the boy on the top of the head. “...I'm gonna go take a shower.” he stated, and then left the room without another word.

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