We Are Young Money

*Young Money Meeting*
(note: since they're on tour they have their meetings in wayne's hotel room)

Wayne- I called this meetin just to say first and foremost, that y'all need go to do somethin about y'all stank breath. Over here smellin like some ripe toilet.

Melody- Ripe toilet?

Wayne- Second of all, shut up real quick so I can watch this TV.

Melody- While he's doing that I have something to tell you guys. I scheduled a special guest to appear at tonight's show.

Nicki- Who is it?

Melody- You'll just have to wait until rehearsal to find out.

Tyga- Rehearsal? When did we start needing to do that?

Melody- Well after last time I think it's better that you guys rehearse so that Drake can learn to stop falling off stage.

Drake- That wasn't even my fault last time I fell.

*Last Time He Fell*
Drake was onstage getting ready to perform "Best I Ever Had".

Drake- I'm bout to start singin in a little bit just let me find the lyrics on my phone first.

He started rapping and reading off his phone at the same time. He started skipping too and he fell off the stage.

Wayne- It's OK that you guys didn't catch him, he kinda had it comin this time.

*Back to the Present*
Drake- That wasn't my fault though.

Yes it was.

Wayne- But on a serious note, y'all weak bums need to start rehearsin. Just cause your music is whack doesn't mean your performance has to be whack. My music is always on point though.

Nicki- Wow :/

Tyga- Why do we even work for you?

Wayne- This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!

All- We Are Young Money!

*At Rehearsal*
Melody started helping out the stage crew set up the equipment. Nicki was getting ready to start practicing first, but then she heard a familiar voice.

Voice- It's nice to see you again Nicki.

Nicki- It's nice to see you too *turns around* =O Ahhhhhhh!

The person behind her was..... Trey Songz.

Melody- Surprise! Our special guest is Trey Songz.

Nicki- Nooooo child no!! Ah ah that's unforgivable!!

Tyga- Girl what's wrong with you?

Nicki- He ain't supposed to be here! He supposed to be dead!

Trey- What are you talkin bout, I'm not dead. ^_^

Melody- I know Nicki, that was just a internet rumour.

Wayne- Nicki just get your psychotic self onstage or else you not gone be Young Money no more.

Nicki- ;_; OK.

Nicki got on the stage and started practicing her song "Your Love". Although, she couldn't concentrate because she kept seeing Trey in the corner. Then Melody told Trey to get onstage and start performing with her. As soon as he got onstage Nicki got scared and passed out.

*At the Hospital*
Nicki was sleeping in her hospital bed until Trey woke her up.

Nicki- ;_;

Trey- What you lookin all scared for? You didn't think you was gone see me again?

Nicki- I thought you was dead.

Trey- I'm Trey Songz, I'll never die!!

Just then the Young Money crew walked into the room.

Melody- Hey Trey, how come your not wearing a shirt?

Wayne- Nicki you need to stop passin out or else you not gone be Young Money no more.

Drake- I think what he's tryna say is that we're glad your okay.

Tyga&Wayne- We are?

Melody hit the both of them.

Tyga- I mean.....yea we actually care.

Trey- You guys can leave now, I'll "take care" Nicki.

All- OK bye.

Then they all started leaving. Nicki started crying.

Nicki- Please don't leave me here!

Melody- We're gonna act like we didn't here you and leave anyway.

Wayne- I heard you, I just don't care.

Then they all left. Nicki just had to sit in her bed looking all scared.

Trey- Girl don't worry I'm not gone hurt you.

Nicki- :D You won't!

Trey- Nope. I'll have other people do it for me >:)

One of the nurses walked in.

Nurse- Mr. Songz you have to wear a shirt when your in the hospital.

Trey- No I don't.

Nurse- OK.

*During the Concert*
The concert was going on and so far nothing was going wrong. So far, Drake only fell off the stage twice. Nicki and Trey got on stage.

Trey- Before we start the performance I got something to say. LADIES ATTACK NICKI!!

The girls in the audience just looked at him. Trey took off his shirt.

Trey- OK. NOW attack Nicki.

Then the girls rushed on the stage and took Nicki away.

*At the Hotel*
Nicki was tied to a chair in a hotel room. Meanwhile, Trey was sharpening his axe so that he could cut Nicki's head off.

Trey- Do you have any last words?

Nicki- Pussy on yo sideburns.

Trey suddenly got a tear in his eye.

Trey- That is so true. ;_; I'm so sorry for how I treated you Nicki.

Then he hugged her and he started crying even more. After about half an hour later the Young Money crew finally came in the room. They all had ice cream in their hands.

Tyga- Sorry we're late. We had to stop for some ice cream.

Melody- We didn't HAVE to stop, we just did.

Nicki- Did y'all get me any ice cream?

Melody- The point is that we figured out what Trey is trying to do. And shame on you for that!

Nicki- Don't hurt him. He learned his lesson.

Wayne- We're not gonna hurt. We brought somebody else to do that.

Moments later Shanell walked into the room. Trey looked excited to see her.

Trey- Shanell!! I know we had our problems in the past since I turned you into the police and you tried to kill me and everything. But we can work this out.

Shanell- I guess we can make this work. Hey look over there.

Trey- Where?

When Trey turned around, Shanell took a gun out her pocket and shot Trey.

All- =O

Wayne- Dang Girl!!!

Shanell- That's what you get for takin the last poptart!

*At the Hospital*
Trey was in his hospital bed looking all sad.

Nicki- So.....your gonna be OK right?

Trey- Yea. This isn't the first time that Shanell shot me.

Just then Shanell came into the room.

Shanell- I'm so sorry I shot you again. Will you ever forgive me?

Trey- Idk. It might take me awhile.

Shanell- :(

Trey- Awwww *^^* I can't stay mad at you!

Then they started hugging and kissing while the Young Money members was looking at them all crazy.

Young Money-.....-_-' *shaking their heads*

Trey- Thanks for gettin me and my girl back together.

Shanell- How can we ever repay you?

Tyga- Just don't talk to us ever again, then we'll be even.

Wayne- You still Young Money though.

Melody walked into the room with a phone in her hand.

Melody- While we were doing the concert, Fueled by Ramen came by and took Drake again. Are we gonna go get him?

Nicki- It's so sweet to see those two back together.

Melody- So you guys are just gonna ignore this. We're not even gonna try to get him back?

Wayne- Melody shut up real quick. This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!

All- We Are Young Money!

Tyga- Can I get the last word in this chapter?