We Are Young Money

*Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meetin just to say.....

Wayne got cut-off when Melody loudly busted into the room.

Melody- Hey guys guess what! I have mail for you. And when I say "you" I mean "Nicki".

Nicki- Do I have good news?

Melody- Nope. Duchess is pregnant. *dj scratch*

All- Ooooooh.

Money- Aw that's unfortunate. Wait I just joined the story, whose Duchess again?

Drake- That's Nicki's sister. But not in real life.

Tyga- I just realized somethin. Melody do you read our mail?!

Melody- Yea.

Drake- Why?

Melody- Cause I wanna know what it says. Anyways she's havin a baby shower next week.

Wayne- Well I'm actually happy for Duchess. *dj scratch*

All- You are?!!

Wayne- Yea. But I would never say that about you stupid ugly fools. With yo stupid whack music and yo stupid whack genetics.

Money- Why does our genetics have to be whack?

Wayne- This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!

All- We Are Young Money!

*At the Mall*
The Young Money crew went to the mall to get a gift for Duchess' baby.

Melody- Aren't you excited that Duchess is pregnant?!

Nicki- No.

Melody- Oh OK.

They went into Build-a-Bear Workshop to get the baby a gift. When they all walked in, the girls saw a cute rabbit toy with a hat on.

Money- Hey, guy that works here! What is this thing called?

Guy- That's one of Hello Kitty's friends. It's called My Melody.

Melody- Oh cool we have the same name.

Guy- Is your name My Melody?

Melody- It's not "My" Melody.

Guy- Well then y'all don't have the same names.

The guy walked away.

Nicki- OK? But anyways we should get her this one.

Nicki turned around and saw that Wayne, Drake, and Tyga were gone. It was just some cardboard cut-outs of them.

Melody- Hey those jerks are over there trying to run away!

Nicki- Oh we'll see about that.

Nicki got out a lasso and tied the dudes up.

Melody- Don't you guys wanna help us make the baby a Build-a-Bear?

No.

Drake- I would like to help, but I can't cause I'm bout to be in the hospital.

Drake untied hisself and jumped down the stairs.

Wayne- I don't even have to be here cause y'all work for me. And if y'all don't shut up you ain't gone be Young Money no more.

Wayne just got up and left.

Tyga- And I don't have to be here because.....because.....

Money- Please come with us.

Tyga- OK.

*After the Bear Making*
Melody- We're finally done with our My Melody doll.

Nicki- What if the baby doesn't like it?

Money- Well it wouldn't hurt if we made another one.

The girls turned around and went back to the store.

*After the Bear Making*
Melody- She's so cute!

Nicki- But what if the baby doesn't like that one?

*After the Bear Making*
Melody- She's so cute!

Tyga- What if the baby's a boy?

*After the Bear Making*
Melody- Now we have a boy My Melody.

Nicki- But it wouldn't hurt to have another. Just in case somethin happens to ALL of the other ones.

*After 10 More Bear Makings*
Money- Maybe we should make one more.

Tyga- No! Y'all already spent up all my money!

Girls- Pleeeease.

Tyga looked in his wallet, than looked at the girls faces. Than he looked at his wallet and looked at the girls faces. Once again he looked at his wallet, but this time when he looked at the girls they had flamethrowers in their hands.

Tyga- OK we can get one more.

Girls- Yay!

*Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meetin just to say....Wtf is all this!!?

There were a bunch of My Melody dolls around the room and each of the girls were holding two My Melody dolls.

Melody- Do you like what we did to your room?

Wayne- No!!!!

Drake- I think you guys are taking this My Melody thing too far.

Nicki- What was that Drake? We couldn't hear you tryna lie over there.

Wayne- Anyways, starting tomorrow all of you ugly fools have to start recordin songs. Now this meetin is over.

Tyga- Thank God. Cause I can't stand to be in this room

Wayne- We Are Young Money!

All- We Are Young Money!

*In the Studio*
Nicki and Mz. Money were recording their song first.

Nicki- Yo. It's My Melody in the house.

Wayne- She already started off wrong.

Nicki was supposed to rap and Mz. Money was supposed to sing. She sang pretty good since she supposedly sounds like Beyonce. The lyrics, however, were not good.

Money- Haloooooo. Oooooh. You gotta buy My Melody.

Nicki- Rabbit on yo sideburns.

The song (unfortunately) kept going on.

Wayne- D=

Drake- D=

Tyga- Man somebody needs to slap them. Well nobody needs to slap Mz. Money cause she soundin good. But y'all definitely need to slap Nicki.

The song went on for some reason.

Money- Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin, your My Melody.

Nicki- Yo Sean, you Mr Melody.

Wayne got up from his seat and unplugged all of the equipment.

Wayne- Stop stop stop stop. Y'all sound horrible!

Nicki- Awwww. And I was jammin too.

Money- You didn't like our song?

Wayne- No! It was whack just like your albums that nobody ever heard of. If y'all don't stop buyin My Melody than you ain't gone be Young Money no more!

Girls- OK. :(

*A Week Later*
After a week of not listening to Wayne, the girls kept buying My Melody products. They had clothes, jewelery, and Nicki even had wigs. Now it was finally the day of Duchess' baby shower.

Melody- So Nicki are you excited about your sisters baby shower?

Nicki- No.

Nicki opened the door and they saw Wayne, Drake, and Tyga were sittin there with Dr. Drew.

Money- Wtf is he doin here?

Duchess- This was supposed to be a baby shower, but now it's an intervention.

Wayne- Duchess shut up real quick. You girls seriously have a problem so that's why I hired Dr. Drew.

Drew- Your friends really care about you girls.

Wayne- I don't.

Drew- But anyways it would be a good idea if you checked into rehab.

Nicki- I don't need rehab! I can stop buyin My Melody whenever I want!

Drew- That's what all the addicts say. Your friends wrote letters to express how they feel.

Duchess- Nicki, it makes me feel sad whenever I see you buy My Melody. You can be spending your money on better things, like Hello Kitty.

Nicki started crying.

Nicki- I'm so sorry Duchess. I promise I'll change.

Tyga got out his letter.

Tyga- Mz. Money, I don't really care that your buyin My Melody. I'm just mad that your spendin up all my money. So yea, stop that.

Mz. Money started crying and hugging Tyga.

Money- I don't wanna be like this anymore.

Tyga- It's OK, we can get through this.

Finally, Lyrica got out her letter.

Lyrica- Melody, even though the doll has the same name as you, it doesn't mean you can spend all of your money on it.

Melody started crying.

Melody- I'll try my best to get better.

The girls were all crying and hugging each other.

Drake- This is the most depressin baby shower I've ever been to.

Nicki- Oh yea Duchess, whose your baby daddy?

Duchess- It's Birdman. *dj scratch*

All- =O

Ms. Sandi suddenly appeared in the room.

Sandi- What?!

Tyga- Y'all shut up real quick! I wanna see what Ms. Sandi does to Duchess.

Ms. Sandi walked up to Duchess and.....hugged her?

Sandi- This is great news! Now we can both marry Birdman!

Drake&Nicki- What!?

Nicki passed out.

Wayne- Yea this meetin is over. We Are Young Money!

All- We Are Young Money!