We Are Young Money

*Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meetin just to say that y'all lives are pointless. And I hate havin to look at y'all stupid ugly faces.

Melody- But anyways I have mail for you guys. Wayne are you still going out with Orianthi?

Wayne- Yea why?

Melody- Cause she's pregnant.

Wayne- Oh OK. Add her to my baby mama's list.

Melody got out a mini book.

Melody- What page do you want me to put her on?

Wayne- Put her on page 8 under the "O" section.

And Melody did just that.

Melody- Next there's Nicki. Trey sent a letter saying that he wants to make a song with you.

Nicki- This almost makes up for the horrible news I got last week.

Tyga- What news? The news that you were an addict and had to go to rehab, or the news that your sister that nobody has heard of is pregnant and marryin Birdman along with Drakes mom?

Nicki- I was talkin about the Duchess news. I actually forgot about the rehab part. :(

Drake- How did that go anyway?

Money- We only had to be there for 3 days since we were only addicted to stuffed animals.

Wayne- Mz. Money your still here?!

Money- I don't see why I wouldn't be.

Wayne- I don't see why you would be. This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!

All- We Are Young Money!

*The Meeting with Trey*
Nicki met up with Trey in his hotel room to talk about the song.

Trey- I want you to be on my song "Bottoms Up". It's about people gettin drunk and runnin around all wild like some jezebel hussies.

Nicki- Oh that sounds fun!

Trey- Also, I want you to be in my video for "Neighbors Know My Name" part two.

Nicki- "Neighbors Know My Name" part two?

Trey- Yea its when the neighbors get revenge and burn my house down. You can be one of the neighbors.

Nicki- Oh that sounds fun!

Just then Shanell noisily busted into the room.

Shanell- Aw heeeck naw! Who is this hussy you got sittin in my room?!

Trey- This is Nicki.

Shanell- Oh OK then, carry on.

Then Shanell just sat on the couch and started watching TV.

Trey- Anyways before we start workin together I want you to know a little bit more about me. So I want you to listen to all my albums, read my entire wikipedia page, watch my BET series Trey Songz: One Moment on DVD, read my book that I'm workin on, and read my screenplay.

Nicki- Uuuuh OK. So should I give you my album so that you can learn about me?

Trey- No thanks. I'd rather not listen to your voice all day.

Nicki- OK then, see you later.

Trey and Nicki hugged while Shanell just had to sit there looking all jealous.

*Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meetin first and foremost just to say.....why are you here?!

Shanell was at the meeting crying really hard.

Shanell- Trey keeps spendin all his time with Nicki instead of me!

Drake- That's cause they're workin together. And your supposed to spend time with whoever your workin with.

Tyga- But you wouldn't know about that cause nobody ever wants to work with you.

Shanell picked up Tyga and threw him out the window.

Shanell- What if Trey starts to like Nicki more than me?!

Wayne- Than that would be understandable since your crazy and everything.

Money- Even though you and Trey are havin problems right now, I know you can fix them.

Shanell-.....who the heck is you?

Money- I'm Mz. Money.

Shanell- Weezy, who the heck is Mz. Money?!

Wayne- That's not important. The point is that you need to stop cryin or else you ain't gone be Young Money no more.

Money- I just noticed that Drake wasn't here anymore.

There was a note in Drake's seat. Melody picked it up and read it.

Melody- It's from Fueled By Ramen. Drake got kidnapped again.

Wayne- Really? They got him that quick?

Money- Omg we should go help him!

Wayne- Or we should not. This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!

All- We Are Young Money!

*The Next Day*
Trey went to Nicki's hotel room to show her the song.

Trey- Hey guess what. The song is done!

Nicki- Really? It's only been 3 days.

Trey- Anyways you should listen to it.

Trey played the song. Then Nicki's verse came on.

Nicki- Man, that's what I sound like? What am I even talkin about?

Trey- Yea this song's about to be hit.

Nicki- But do you hear me though? I sound awful. I can't believe I put people through that.

Trey- Btw the filming for "Neighbors Know My Name" part two starts tomorrow. So come to this address.

Trey handed her a piece of paper.

Nicki- OK I'll be there.

Nicki and Trey hugged while Shanell stood in the shadows and creepily watched them.

*The Next Day*
The Young Money crew drove with Nicki to the video shoot.

Nicki- Why are you guys comin?

Melody- Cause Shanell is startin to get kinda jealous, so it's best that you and Trey aren't alone together.

Wayne- Also if we follow you everywhere it reminds you that your Young Money. And you ain't nothin else.

They finally made it to the building.

Money- Try not to do anything that would offend Shanell.

Just then Nicki slipped on a banana peel and flew all the way over to Trey and just happened to land on his lips. And Shanell just happened to be walking by and she saw it.

Shanell- Oh no you didn't try kiss my man! Transformers!!

Shanell turned into a giant monster thing.

Shanell- I told you!!! I told you!!! Don't ever try to put your hands on my man!!

Shanell started breathing fire and destroying all the equipment.

Melody- What are we gonna do?

Wayne- I'm gonna do this.

Wayne ran out of the room. He poked his head back into the door.

Wayne- Y'all still Young Money though.

Then he left. When Shanell tried to attack Nicki, Nicki moved out the way and Trey got hit instead.

Trey- Ahhhhhhh! Why does this always happen to me?!

Shanell turned back into her human form.

Shanell- Omg! Trey are you OK?!

Trey- Naw man! I'm on fire!

Melody- You know we still didn't get Drake back did we?

Tyga- Oh shoot. I forgot all about him.

Money- Oh well, let's go get some sushi.

Then Young Money crew left while Shanell was just watching Trey burn up.

*At the Hospital*
Shanell- I'm sorry I set you on fire again. If it makes you feel better I wasn't even aiming for you this time.

Trey- That actually doesn't make me feel better.

Shanell- And Nicki, I'm sorry I tried to hurt you. I just thought that Trey would end up liking you better.

Wayne- Which would be understandable.

Trey took Shanell's hands in his.

Trey- Shanell, even though Nicki is beautiful, talented, and only moderately insane.....

Nicki- Pussy on yo sideburns.

Trey- She's not a crazy, jealous, sociopath like you are.

Shanell got tears in her eyes.

Shanell- Awwww. That's so sweet. ;_;

Then they started hugging and kissing all up on each other while the Young Money crew was just shaking their heads.

Nicki- They're so cute together though.

Tyga- About as cute as a heart attack.

Nicki- Tyga.....shut up.

Shanell- Btw we want you guys to come to our wedding next week. *dj scratch*

Everyone was just looking at each other.

Money- I don't really know you guys that well, so I shouldn't go.

Melody- I can't go cause.....I'm gonna be washing my hair that day.

Nicki- And I'm gonna be buyin some hair that day.

Tyga- I rebuke thee.

Wayne- And y'all still Young Money.

Even though Tyga didn't agree with Shanell and Trey's relationship, they still inspired him. Tyga turned to Mz. Money and grabbed her hands.

Tyga- Seein this messed up couple made me realize what I had to do. Mz. Money I.....

Money- Hold that thought.

Mz. Money went up to the door and opened it.

Money- I want you guys to meet my boyfriend Brandon Llamar.

Tyga- Boyfriend!?

Wayne- Dang, you must feel hecka molded.

Brandon- I'm Brandon Llamar. I'm Nicki's half brother. She said you guys would sign me.

Wayne- Anyways this meetin is over. We Are Young Money!

All- We Are Young Money!

Melody- Omg! We still never got Drake back!

Nicki- Oh yea. I wonder how he's doin.

*Fueled By Ramen HQ*
Drake was tied to a chair while the members of Paramore were watching him.

Drake- What happened to Hayley?

Jeremey- She pretty much dissed us to go work at Cash Money.

Drake- Aw that's too bad.

Zach- How come your friends never save you?

Jeremey- I don't even think he has friends.

Drake- I do have friends, but they're just too stupid to come save me.

Zach- Aw that's too bad.

Drake- I know.