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We Are Young Money
We Are Broken Up
*Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meetin just to say.....what are y'all doin here?!
Shanell and Trey were at the meeting.
Trey- I came to tell you guys that the "Neighbors Know My Name" part two video is finished.
Shanell- They apparently filmed it when I turned into a monster and burned everything up.
Trey- So all I had to do was put in the scenes with Shanell setting everything on fire. And I threw in a few shots of me twitching for no reason and the video was finished.
Drake- What does that have to do with us?
Trey- I just came to tell Nicki that she wasn't in the video anymore. Your OK with that right?
Nicki- Pussy on yo sideburns.
Trey- OK I understand.
Wayne- Get outta here!
Trey and Shanell got up from their seats and left. Shanell hit Tyga on the head as she walked out.
Tyga- Dang what did I do?!
Melody- She just doesn't like you man.
Wayne- Anyways, I called this meetin to say.....why are you two here?!
Hayley Williams and Travie McCoy were at the meeting.
Tyga- Hey wassup cuz.
Travie- Sup man.
They did this manly handshake type of thing.
Wayne- What relevance do you possibly have in this story?!
Drake- Did y'all come to kidnap me again?
Hayley- Oh no, we'll just save that for later. But anyways me and Travie are engaged.
Wayne- Who cares?!!
Travie- We're havin a party later to celebrate, so you guys should come.
Wayne- Just leave!
Hayley- Alright, jeez.
Travie- I know man. You just mean.
Travie and Hayley left the room.
Wayne- Now is there anymore interruptions?!
Just then J Gudda busted into the room.
Gudda- I'm Gudda Gudda. I wanna be a main character, Gudda Gudda!
Wayne picked up Gudda and threw him out the window.
Wayne- Finally we can get on with the meetin.
Money- Why does the meetin matter anyway? Your just gonna tell us that we're ugly.
Wayne- Well you are, but I actually have a point to make here. Our album "We Are Young Money" just went super quadruple diamond.
Melody- Is that even a real status?
Wayne- It is in this story. Also, Lil Twist is suddenly deciding that he wants to have a career, so he's coming out here to record a song.
Money- Oh that's cool I always wanted to meet Lil Twist.
Wayne- Well then you really gone like this news. He's making the song with you.
Tyga- I'm so happy for you. Now your finally gonna have a song coming out.
Money- You know I have three albums right?
Tyga- Well now your gonna have a good song comin out. Maybe.
Money- Your so supportive Tyga.
Mz. Money and Tyga started hugging and kissing all up on each other.
Wayne- Yea this meetin is over. We Are Young Money!
All- We Are Young Money!
*The Next Day*
Tyga went to the studio to see Mz. Money and Lil Twist record their song. When he opened up the door he saw Lil Twist and Mz. Money sitting on the couch holding hands.
Tyga- Wtf is this?!
Twist- Lil Twist! It's Lil Twist and I'm in love with Mz. Money, and I'm Lil Twiiiiist!!
Tyga- What is this fool talkin about?!
Money- I'm sorry Tyga, it's just not workin out. I love Lil Twist now.
Tyga- Why?! He's like 17 years old he's still a kid! As a matter of fact, how old are you?
Money- I think you should leave.
Tyga- Alright I'll leave. But before I go, I'm gonna do this.
Tyga took off Lil Twist's sunglasses and broke them in half.
Tyga- Yea what now fool!
Then Tyga just left.
*Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meetin just to say.....oh god, what now?
Tyga was laying on the table crying.
Tyga- Mz. Money left me for Lil Twist.
Wayne- Tyga you need to stop cryin or else you ain't gone be Young Money no more.
Drake- Seriously. You need to be a man.
Just then Drake got a phone call. It was from Lyrica.
Lyrica- Drake I'm breaking up with you. Bye.
Then she hung up. Drake got on top of the table and started crying too.
Drake- Lyrica broke up with me!
Nicki- Oh you poor thing. Come here.
Nicki started hugging Drake while he was crying. Tyga tried to hug Nicki too.
Nicki- Ugh, not you!
Nicki pushed him off the table.
Melody- If you want to get over Mz. Money you should just find a new girlfriend.
Tyga- Your right Melody. I don't wanna sit here and be a cryin loser like Drake.
Everyone looked at Drake crying on the table.
Wayne- Yea you need to get a girlfriend real quick. This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!
All- We Are Young Money!
*At the Party*
Mz. Money and Lil Twist were dancing together until Tyga walked into the party with his date. Mz. Money stopped dancing and went up to Tyga.
Money- So whose this?
Tyga- This is my new girlfriend Cassadee Pope.
Money- Cassadee Pope?
Tyga- Yep she's the lead singer of Hey Monday.
Suddenly there was a DJ scratch.
Hayley- Who said that Hey Monday was here!?
Hayley looked at Cassadee with an evil face.
Hayley- Oh it's you again!
Travie- Hayley just calm down.
Cassadee- She not gone do nothing anyway! She too scared to come at me!
Hayley- Oh we'll see whose the one that's gone be scared!
Cassadee- Well then bring it on little girl!
Hayley and Cassadee took off their earrings and started fighting each other.
Tyga- Aw come on!
Travie- Yea Hayley and Cassadee hate each other.
After the fight Hayley was pretty much unphased while Cassadee was all tore up.
Cassadee- You haven't seen the last of me! I'll be back!
Cassadee ran out of the party and drove off.
Tyga- Cassadee wait, don't leave! You was my ride home!
Hayley dusted her hands off.
Hayley- Well I'm glad that's over. Let's get back to the party!
Everyone started dancing, except for Mz. Money and Tyga.
Money- I'm sorry about what happened with Cassadee. Do you wanna dance?
Tyga- Well OK.
While Tyga and Mz. Money was dancing, Mz. Money realized that she loved Tyga again.
Money- I'm sorry that I left you. Do you wanna give this another try?
Tyga- Idk. I don't think I can go back to someone who just left me like that.
Money- Please.
Tyga- OK.
Then they just started kissing like they were never even broken up. Mz. Money turned to Lil Twist.
Money- Btw we're over.
Lil Twist started crying.
Twist- Lil Twist! I'm Lil Twist and I just got dumped! Lil Twist!
Melody saw Lil Twist crying and she felt sorry for him.
Melody- Oh you poor thing. I know something that can make you feel better.
Melody kissed him on the cheek.
Twist- Lil Twi.....wait a minute. I can speak clearly now. I'm cured! Ma'am how can I ever repay you for helping me?
Melody- Well you can be my boyfriend.
Twist- Hm. I usually don't date anime characters, but I'll make an exception for you.
Lil Twist and Melody started dancing together.
Wayne- This party is over. We Are Young Money!
All- We Are Young Money!
Everyone kept dancing.
Wayne- Didn't I say this party was over?! Get out!!
Everyone started running outside.
Orianthi- I love a man whose mean to everyone.
Wayne- Where'd you even come from?
Wayne- I called this meetin just to say.....what are y'all doin here?!
Shanell and Trey were at the meeting.
Trey- I came to tell you guys that the "Neighbors Know My Name" part two video is finished.
Shanell- They apparently filmed it when I turned into a monster and burned everything up.
Trey- So all I had to do was put in the scenes with Shanell setting everything on fire. And I threw in a few shots of me twitching for no reason and the video was finished.
Drake- What does that have to do with us?
Trey- I just came to tell Nicki that she wasn't in the video anymore. Your OK with that right?
Nicki- Pussy on yo sideburns.
Trey- OK I understand.
Wayne- Get outta here!
Trey and Shanell got up from their seats and left. Shanell hit Tyga on the head as she walked out.
Tyga- Dang what did I do?!
Melody- She just doesn't like you man.
Wayne- Anyways, I called this meetin to say.....why are you two here?!
Hayley Williams and Travie McCoy were at the meeting.
Tyga- Hey wassup cuz.
Travie- Sup man.
They did this manly handshake type of thing.
Wayne- What relevance do you possibly have in this story?!
Drake- Did y'all come to kidnap me again?
Hayley- Oh no, we'll just save that for later. But anyways me and Travie are engaged.
Wayne- Who cares?!!
Travie- We're havin a party later to celebrate, so you guys should come.
Wayne- Just leave!
Hayley- Alright, jeez.
Travie- I know man. You just mean.
Travie and Hayley left the room.
Wayne- Now is there anymore interruptions?!
Just then J Gudda busted into the room.
Gudda- I'm Gudda Gudda. I wanna be a main character, Gudda Gudda!
Wayne picked up Gudda and threw him out the window.
Wayne- Finally we can get on with the meetin.
Money- Why does the meetin matter anyway? Your just gonna tell us that we're ugly.
Wayne- Well you are, but I actually have a point to make here. Our album "We Are Young Money" just went super quadruple diamond.
Melody- Is that even a real status?
Wayne- It is in this story. Also, Lil Twist is suddenly deciding that he wants to have a career, so he's coming out here to record a song.
Money- Oh that's cool I always wanted to meet Lil Twist.
Wayne- Well then you really gone like this news. He's making the song with you.
Tyga- I'm so happy for you. Now your finally gonna have a song coming out.
Money- You know I have three albums right?
Tyga- Well now your gonna have a good song comin out. Maybe.
Money- Your so supportive Tyga.
Mz. Money and Tyga started hugging and kissing all up on each other.
Wayne- Yea this meetin is over. We Are Young Money!
All- We Are Young Money!
*The Next Day*
Tyga went to the studio to see Mz. Money and Lil Twist record their song. When he opened up the door he saw Lil Twist and Mz. Money sitting on the couch holding hands.
Tyga- Wtf is this?!
Twist- Lil Twist! It's Lil Twist and I'm in love with Mz. Money, and I'm Lil Twiiiiist!!
Tyga- What is this fool talkin about?!
Money- I'm sorry Tyga, it's just not workin out. I love Lil Twist now.
Tyga- Why?! He's like 17 years old he's still a kid! As a matter of fact, how old are you?
Money- I think you should leave.
Tyga- Alright I'll leave. But before I go, I'm gonna do this.
Tyga took off Lil Twist's sunglasses and broke them in half.
Tyga- Yea what now fool!
Then Tyga just left.
*Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meetin just to say.....oh god, what now?
Tyga was laying on the table crying.
Tyga- Mz. Money left me for Lil Twist.
Wayne- Tyga you need to stop cryin or else you ain't gone be Young Money no more.
Drake- Seriously. You need to be a man.
Just then Drake got a phone call. It was from Lyrica.
Lyrica- Drake I'm breaking up with you. Bye.
Then she hung up. Drake got on top of the table and started crying too.
Drake- Lyrica broke up with me!
Nicki- Oh you poor thing. Come here.
Nicki started hugging Drake while he was crying. Tyga tried to hug Nicki too.
Nicki- Ugh, not you!
Nicki pushed him off the table.
Melody- If you want to get over Mz. Money you should just find a new girlfriend.
Tyga- Your right Melody. I don't wanna sit here and be a cryin loser like Drake.
Everyone looked at Drake crying on the table.
Wayne- Yea you need to get a girlfriend real quick. This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!
All- We Are Young Money!
*At the Party*
Mz. Money and Lil Twist were dancing together until Tyga walked into the party with his date. Mz. Money stopped dancing and went up to Tyga.
Money- So whose this?
Tyga- This is my new girlfriend Cassadee Pope.
Money- Cassadee Pope?
Tyga- Yep she's the lead singer of Hey Monday.
Suddenly there was a DJ scratch.
Hayley- Who said that Hey Monday was here!?
Hayley looked at Cassadee with an evil face.
Hayley- Oh it's you again!
Travie- Hayley just calm down.
Cassadee- She not gone do nothing anyway! She too scared to come at me!
Hayley- Oh we'll see whose the one that's gone be scared!
Cassadee- Well then bring it on little girl!
Hayley and Cassadee took off their earrings and started fighting each other.
Tyga- Aw come on!
Travie- Yea Hayley and Cassadee hate each other.
After the fight Hayley was pretty much unphased while Cassadee was all tore up.
Cassadee- You haven't seen the last of me! I'll be back!
Cassadee ran out of the party and drove off.
Tyga- Cassadee wait, don't leave! You was my ride home!
Hayley dusted her hands off.
Hayley- Well I'm glad that's over. Let's get back to the party!
Everyone started dancing, except for Mz. Money and Tyga.
Money- I'm sorry about what happened with Cassadee. Do you wanna dance?
Tyga- Well OK.
While Tyga and Mz. Money was dancing, Mz. Money realized that she loved Tyga again.
Money- I'm sorry that I left you. Do you wanna give this another try?
Tyga- Idk. I don't think I can go back to someone who just left me like that.
Money- Please.
Tyga- OK.
Then they just started kissing like they were never even broken up. Mz. Money turned to Lil Twist.
Money- Btw we're over.
Lil Twist started crying.
Twist- Lil Twist! I'm Lil Twist and I just got dumped! Lil Twist!
Melody saw Lil Twist crying and she felt sorry for him.
Melody- Oh you poor thing. I know something that can make you feel better.
Melody kissed him on the cheek.
Twist- Lil Twi.....wait a minute. I can speak clearly now. I'm cured! Ma'am how can I ever repay you for helping me?
Melody- Well you can be my boyfriend.
Twist- Hm. I usually don't date anime characters, but I'll make an exception for you.
Lil Twist and Melody started dancing together.
Wayne- This party is over. We Are Young Money!
All- We Are Young Money!
Everyone kept dancing.
Wayne- Didn't I say this party was over?! Get out!!
Everyone started running outside.
Orianthi- I love a man whose mean to everyone.
Wayne- Where'd you even come from?
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It doesn't matter. Stay tuned for more adventures of Young Money, because the next one will be their last.