We Are Young Money

*Young Money Meeting*
Wayne- I called this meeting to say that y'all music is whack and pointless.

Melody came into the room with a phone in her hand.

Melody- Shanell is on the phone. She says she's in jail.

Wayne- Who is Shanell?!

Tyga- She's the other girl in Young Money.

Wayne- I thought Nicki was the only one.

Drake- Naw there's another one.

Wayne- Since when?

Tyga- Since you hired her!

Wayne- When did I hire her?

Drake- Fool how can you not remember when you hired somebody?!

While the guys were arguing Melody gave the phone to Nicki.

Melody- Here, you talk to her.

Nicki- Hello

Shanell- Nicki you gotta come bail me out of jail.

Nicki- When do you want me to come pick you up?

Shanell- Tomorrow, cause right now I'm about to do a dance number with the other inmates.

Nicki- OK? Bye.

Shanell- Bye.

Shanell hung up the phone then started dancing to "Telephone" by Lady Gaga with the other prisoners.

*The Next Day in Prison*
Shanell was in her cell lifting weight until one of the guards came up to her.

Guard- Some idiot bailed you out.

The guard took Shanell to get her stuff so she can leave. When she left she saw Nicki outside sitting in her car.

Guard- You'll be back honey.

Shanell got into the car.

Nicki- You have been a bad girl. A really really bad girl Shanell.

Then Nicki got out a big ole chicken leg and took a bite out of it. Then she offered the chicken to Shanell.

Shanell- That's nasty man. I'm not eating off of you.

Then she threw the chicken out the window.

Nicki- Your payin me back for that.

They finally drove off.

Nicki- What were you in jail for anyway?

Shanell- I killed someone.

Nicki- *dj scratch* Eh?

Shanell- They tried to push me off of a balcony, so I killed him.

Nicki- Oh o_O"

Shanell- Now I need you to help me kill my boyfriend for turning me in.

Nicki- Uhhhhh.....ok.

Shanell- You sure you wanna do this?

Nicki- What do you mean am I sure.

Shanell- Well you know what they say. Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger.

Nicki- Who says that?

Shanell- Just shut up and keep driving.

Nicki agreed to meet Shanell's boyfriend instead. At the restaurant, Shanell somehow got a job as a chef in the kitchen. Nicki sat down to meet Shanell's boyfriend.

Nicki- Trey Songz!!

Trey- Your Shanell's friend right?

Nicki- Trey Songz!!

Trey- So what did you want to talk about?

Nicki- Shanell is goin out with Trey Songz!!?

Shanell gave Nicki the signal to try to poison Trey.

Nicki- Hey look over there!

Trey- Where?

When he turned his head Nicki poured the poison in his coffee. Trey turned back around and drank his coffee. Than he started coughing alot.

*In the Kitchen*
Shanell and the other chefs were dancing around and making sandwiches, even though nobody ordered them. She made Trey's plate and poured poison all over it. Some of the poison got on everybody else's plates, but she didn't notice.

Trey- Doesn't our waitress sorta look like Shanell?

Nicki- No! What are you talkin bout boy, just eat.

Trey ate his food and he started coughing again. Finally he collapsed and died.

Nicki- I knew you would eat up all the food, you greedy muthaf**ka.

All the other customers ate their food. Since poison got onto their plates by accident they all died too.

Shanell- Oops.

Nicki- Oops?! What do you mean oops we just killed everybody! What do we do now?

Shanell- Hmmmmm

*What They Did Next*
Shanell and Nicki changed their clothes and started dancing to "Telephone" with the other chefs. Suddenly, the real chef that got tied up along with the real waitress showed up with the police.

Chef- That's the crazy girl who tied us up.

Police- You ladies are under arrest.

Nicki- Hey look over there!

Police- Where?

When they turned around Nicki and Shanell ran out of the restaurant and got in the car. They drove off.

Shanell- We did it honey b. Now lets go far away from here.

Nicki- Do you promise we'll never come back?

Shanell- I promise.

Then they held hands all the way home.

*At the Studio*
The guys were still arguing about Wayne hiring Shanell.

Wayne- I seriously don't remember hiring her.

Tyga- How can forget that man, your worse than me.

Nicki- Guess who brought back!

Drake- Sup Shanell. How was your day?

Shanell- Mind your business, that's how it works.

Drake- OK.

Shanell- Now if you don't mind I have to go home and burn some evidence.

Shanell got up and left.

Wayne- That girl seemed kinda cool. I should offer her a contract.

Melody- I could get her on the phone if you want.

Wayne- Yea go ahead and do that.

Drake- But you already.....just forget it.

Wayne- This meetin is over. We Are Young Money!

All- We Are Young Money!