Back Where We Started From

I forced my eyes open as I saw the attic roof. I’m glad they didn’t kill me or anything, and I wonder if they noticed the makeup removers?
I snickered at that thought then left silently downstairs.
I left the apartment and made my way to my car, driving to the airport to pick up Morphine. No, not the drug. My other best friend Morphine. When I got there she literally tackled me down and screamed, “AAALYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
- I can imagine me saying that.-
So, here we are, in my car now.
“You do know you’re staying in my apartment right, Morph?”
“Yeppers!” She said, joyous.
I grinned. She didn’t know the person ‘living’ with us yet. She and Aron… would be a good couple. I can imagine it.
I REFUSE!
I REFUSE!
I REFUSE!
TO CLOSE MY EYES!!
With that, I answered my phone.
“Hallo? Das ist Alyssa.”
“Hey. It’s Jorel, did you seriously turn George into Jeffree Star?”
“Yeah, I took pictures too. It looks so fucking funny. They didn’t even notice the makeup removers or the whip cream on their chest and their legs!!” I said, laughing.
“That’s awesome. Anyways Kelsie made me call you because she wanted to see if you were dead or picked up… Copine?”
“Her name is Morphine, and tell her I said thank you for making sure I wasn’t dead.”
Soon, the song If I was Your Vampire by Marilyn Manson came on.
“Is that Marilyn Manson? Thought you weren’t into that stuff?”
“I do like his music, and yes I’m into that type of music, I very much do like Tokio Hotel and Avenged Sevenfold.” I said, grinning. But I stopped knowing he couldn’t see me.
“Anyways, talk to you later Ali.”
“Ali? And see you later, Jorel.”
Morphine looked at me when I hung up the phone.
“Jorel? The Hollywood Undead guy?” She said in disbelief.
‘Yes, that’s him. I don’t really think he likes me more than a friend, but I guarantee you, I like him more than as a friend.” I said laughing.
“Is he staying at your apartment too?”
“No, George is because he got into a car accident and Kelsie is playing sexy nurse and taking care of him while seducing him. I even heard Kelsie mumble, ‘Oh, he’s packing.’ It was so scary and funny I ran back up into the attic and didn’t come out.” I said grinning.
Soon my favorite song, Fer Sure came on. I started to sing to it and jam to it while Morphine looked at me like I was crazy.
“Are you crazy?” She said, her eyes wide.
“Nope, I’m just fucking awesome.” I said, still singing to my song.
Soon we pulled up at the apartment and I got to the door.
I slammed it open and yelled, “HONEY I’M HOME!!” I snickered at this and said, “THE GIRL I’M CHEATING ON YOU WITH IS HERE TOO, KELSIE!!” I yelled, causing George to yell, “WHAT THE FUCK?!” and Kelsie to burst out laughing and yell it too in a joking manner.
“I’m just kidding, Morphine is here!!” I yelled out, laughing silently.
Kelsie ran down stairs in all of her feminine Christian Coma –Kelsie looked like CC of Black Veil Brides- glory and yelled, “OH MY GAWDDDDD!! MORPHINE!!” And hugged Morphine, obviously.
Kelsie began to drag Morphine upstairs and said, “You have to meet George!!”
I followed them and waited to see Morphine’s reaction. Surely she’d be shocked. But she was acting cool and calm.
“That’s not who I think it is.. IS THAT JEFFREE FUCKING STAR WITH.. No pink hair…” She said, and eyebrow in the air.
“No. That’s George.” Kelsie said, grinning.
“No way… that’s got to be Jeffree Star…”
“Nope. It’s George.”
Her eyes widened and shook his hand rapidly.
“I’m Morphine.” She said, after she dropped his hand. “And you sir, and strictly in my friend zone. As for K-“
“Er will nicht, dass noch wissen, Morphine. Also bitte, sag es nicht. Wir möchten ihn, es selbst herauszufinden Figur.“ I said.
She smiled and nodded her head. „Ja. I won’t tell anyone.“