Shawn Equals Idiot
Gay Thoughts of Justin Bieber
Me: -walking to next P.E.-
Shawn: -grabs me from behind- Hey Mr. Little Boy!
Me: -sigh- Please don't touch me.
Shawn: -lets go- Why? Isn't normal for mothers to touch their children?
Random Students: -laughing at me-
Me: What do you want?
Shawn: -blushing- Mommy just wanted to ask you something....
Me: -looks at Shawn- What is it?
Shawn: Do you have weird thoughts about other boys?
Me: -glares at Shawn- Are you trying to be funny? Or is this a new form of harassment?
Shawn: -whole face turns red- No!...Mommy heard a Justin Bieber song on t.v. and I had a very...inappropriate thought....Navin?
Me: -walks away- I'm going to be late for class.
Shawn: Wait! I'm sorry! Are you mad because Mommy was thinking about another boy??? I promise not to have anymore perverted thoughts about Justin Bieber! -chases after me-
Shawn: -grabs me from behind- Hey Mr. Little Boy!
Me: -sigh- Please don't touch me.
Shawn: -lets go- Why? Isn't normal for mothers to touch their children?
Random Students: -laughing at me-
Me: What do you want?
Shawn: -blushing- Mommy just wanted to ask you something....
Me: -looks at Shawn- What is it?
Shawn: Do you have weird thoughts about other boys?
Me: -glares at Shawn- Are you trying to be funny? Or is this a new form of harassment?
Shawn: -whole face turns red- No!...Mommy heard a Justin Bieber song on t.v. and I had a very...inappropriate thought....Navin?
Me: -walks away- I'm going to be late for class.
Shawn: Wait! I'm sorry! Are you mad because Mommy was thinking about another boy??? I promise not to have anymore perverted thoughts about Justin Bieber! -chases after me-